Mr. Snaffles and His One Eyed Cat
Summary: It's a story about a man named Mr. Snaffles and his one eyed cat, Spudge. They travel to Rivendell, and they annoy people! Horribly! They drive the elves MAD.
It was a wonderful, sunny morning in Rivendell. The birds chirped, the water fell clear, and the trees and flowers had life and color. While the bright early sun lit up the sky, Lord Elrond, the head elf guy of The Last Homely House sat in his study, writing. Suddenly, Elledan burst into the study. "Father! A visitor has come! He is dressed strangely, and he has a cat with him, and he talks strange as well," Elledan said, looking slightly worried. Elrond raised one eyebrow then stood, and walked out the door, Elledan following. "Elledan, did you happen to get this strange traveler's name?" "Yes, his name is Mr. Snaffles, and he has a cat with one eye called Spudge." Elrond was very surprised. "Indeed.." They came out to the courtyard and there standing was a very strange man. He was dressed in a long coat, and wore a hat, boots, and his graybeard fell down his chest. Next to his feet sat a tabby cat, with very strange purple eyes. Elrond was very very surprised. He walked to the strange man and folded his hands in front of him. "Welcome traveler, what brings you to Imladris?" Elrond questioned. The old man gave Elrond a crooked grin. He had a few teeth missing, and looked like some weird guy from.. Some weird place! "I be Mr. Snaffles, and this here is me cat, Spudge. I don't goes no wheres without him, yar that be." He replied. His voice was very raspy and old sounding, like Gandalf! Elledan stood next to his father, looking at this very strange person, confused. His father was just as surprised. "From where do you travel Mr. Snaffles?" Elrond asked. Mr. Snaffles chuckled. "I be from far lands. Far from here. So very far.I've lost count I think I have, back a whiles ago." Elrond glanced at his son. Suddenly, Spudge meowed loudly, and jumped at Elledan.