Three grown men sat on a tan couch talking about a different variety of things, the subject seemed to change every three seconds. The reason they were their was their roommate John. He had called an apartment meeting. Well he technically called it an emergency apartment meeting, but none of the "emergency" meetings were emergencies. Once Lafayette called an emergency meeting because he bought new sunglasses and he wanted them to tell him if they looked good. John nervously walked in the room, avoiding eye contact with all of them.
"I guess you're all wondering why I called an emergency apartment meeting," John said, he was began to fidget with his hands.
"Lemme' guess, you have new sunglasses?" Hercules shot a look at Lafayette, who only rolled his eyes at his boyfriend.
"Uh, no..it's more important than that.." John mumbled.
"What!? More important than SUNGLASSES? IMPOSSIBLE" Alexander Shouted so loud that the neighbors would definitely complain.
John couldn't keep it in anymore so he blurted it out, "I'm gay."
Silence. That's all there was. Not a noise.
Suddenly Alex, Hercules, and Lafayette burst out laughing.
John was incredibly puzzled, he opened his mouth to ask them what was happening, but before he could Lafayette shouted out, "Dude, we knew this since we met you!"
"Yeah, you might as well write gay on your forehead," Hercules wiped a tear from his eye.
"You just ooze gayness," Alexander explained with a shrug.
"So..you guys don't hate me?" John asked cautiously.
"Um, I'm bi, and Hercules and Lafayette are the gayest of gays, why would we judge you?" Alex asked.
Laurens simply shrugged.
"Ah, good answer." Commented Hercules while wrapping his arm around Lafayette, who was biting the inside of his cheek to keep him from laughing