Hiya people! What you all up yo? Are you bored? Want a good laugh? read this then!! ^_^ I hope you find it funny. I know I had fun writing it.
Amber: No I don't own the HP people. Not today( frowns). Or tomarrow (cries). MAYBE THE NEXT DAY!
Draco, Harry, Hermione, Ron: NO!!!
Amber: But-but. Why not?
J.K: Because I own them. I own the books and the people. SO SHOVE OFF!
Amber: Oh. Okay then. So Next week?
Draco, Harry, Ron, Hermione, J.K: NO!!!!!
Amber: Fine. I never liked the books anyway.
J.K: LIAR!
Amber: Okay. So I lied. I LOVE THE BOOKS!! hehe
J.K: Told you.
-----------------------
Hermione, Ron, and Harry were sitting in the Great Hall. It was the Christmas Holidays. They thought they were the only ones staying for the holiday. But to their dissapointment, Draco was staying as well.
Draco stormed into the Great Hall. He slammed the doors open and went to the Slytherin table.
"Must be in a bad mood" Said Hermione.
"Hermione. He's ALWAYS in a bad mood." Said Harry.
"Oh. Right then."
Hermione was about to grab a peice of toast. When all of a sudden, a penguin appeared on the table and took it?
Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked at each other. Then looked at the penguin and made a grab for it. The Penguin dissapeared and Hermione, Harry, and Ron all hit heads on the table.
"OWWW!"
"BLOODY HELL!"
"OUCH! Ron. DON'T SWEAR!" said Hermione.
"What just Happened here?" Asked Dumbledore, as he walked over to them.
"One word." Started Harry, while he looked around "Penguin" he whispered.
"What happened?" Asked Draco.
"Nothing." said Ron
"Oh. 'Cause I thought I saw some blob take the Mudbloods toast."
"Well it wasn't really my toast. It was just there and I was on the hungry side so I went to grab it and the out of nowh--"
Hermione was cut off by Draco covering her mouth. "Now. That's better. So. Penguins are taking toast. What's next? Flying birds?" said Draco. Just as he said that A bird flew in the open window and landed on his head.
"EEK!!!! GET IT OFF" He said while running around the hall. He was running back towards the group, when out of nowhere. Another Penguin appeared in front of Draco.
Apparently, he didn't see it. He tripped on it and went tumbling over it. He was on the floor. The penguin was obvously mad. The penguin went over to Malfoy and slapped him. Malfoy went to grap it around the neck, when it dissapeared.
Malfoy got up, and dusted himself off. "Okay. What is going on here?"
"Penguins" Whispered Harry.
"Well i know that Potter. But how did this all happen?"
"Penguins" Said Harry, Yet again.
"How will we solve this?" Asked Hermione.
"I've never seen anything like this" Said Dumbledore.
Meanwhile Draco was still trying to get the bird off of him by hitting it, but that only got him a peck on the nose. Harry was silently drifting from the group, Whispering "Penguins, penguins, penguins..." Over and over again.
"This can only mean one thing" Said Dumbledore.
"What is that Professor?" Asked Hermione
Harry came back to the group. "Penguins" then yet again drifted back to a corner.
"Hogwarts is no longer safe....."
-----------------------
Amber: So what do you think so far? I hope you found it funnyish.
Draco: That wasn't funny. I'm not scared of little flying bird things.
Amber: Really? **Conjures a bird over Draco**
**Draco runs around screaming like a girl.**
Amber: Okay Draco. Your not scared of birds.
Harry: I don't whisper Penguins all the time like a possesed freak.
Amber:Well...You do now! so ha!
Harry: Nuh uh!
Amber: Yeah-huh!
Harry: Nuh-u-
Amber: **puts hand over Harry's mouth** Yes Harry. More later. Now. Reveiws are Welcome, if you wish. ^_^! hehe. Later.
Amber: No I don't own the HP people. Not today( frowns). Or tomarrow (cries). MAYBE THE NEXT DAY!
Draco, Harry, Hermione, Ron: NO!!!
Amber: But-but. Why not?
J.K: Because I own them. I own the books and the people. SO SHOVE OFF!
Amber: Oh. Okay then. So Next week?
Draco, Harry, Ron, Hermione, J.K: NO!!!!!
Amber: Fine. I never liked the books anyway.
J.K: LIAR!
Amber: Okay. So I lied. I LOVE THE BOOKS!! hehe
J.K: Told you.
-----------------------
Hermione, Ron, and Harry were sitting in the Great Hall. It was the Christmas Holidays. They thought they were the only ones staying for the holiday. But to their dissapointment, Draco was staying as well.
Draco stormed into the Great Hall. He slammed the doors open and went to the Slytherin table.
"Must be in a bad mood" Said Hermione.
"Hermione. He's ALWAYS in a bad mood." Said Harry.
"Oh. Right then."
Hermione was about to grab a peice of toast. When all of a sudden, a penguin appeared on the table and took it?
Harry, Ron, and Hermione looked at each other. Then looked at the penguin and made a grab for it. The Penguin dissapeared and Hermione, Harry, and Ron all hit heads on the table.
"OWWW!"
"BLOODY HELL!"
"OUCH! Ron. DON'T SWEAR!" said Hermione.
"What just Happened here?" Asked Dumbledore, as he walked over to them.
"One word." Started Harry, while he looked around "Penguin" he whispered.
"What happened?" Asked Draco.
"Nothing." said Ron
"Oh. 'Cause I thought I saw some blob take the Mudbloods toast."
"Well it wasn't really my toast. It was just there and I was on the hungry side so I went to grab it and the out of nowh--"
Hermione was cut off by Draco covering her mouth. "Now. That's better. So. Penguins are taking toast. What's next? Flying birds?" said Draco. Just as he said that A bird flew in the open window and landed on his head.
"EEK!!!! GET IT OFF" He said while running around the hall. He was running back towards the group, when out of nowhere. Another Penguin appeared in front of Draco.
Apparently, he didn't see it. He tripped on it and went tumbling over it. He was on the floor. The penguin was obvously mad. The penguin went over to Malfoy and slapped him. Malfoy went to grap it around the neck, when it dissapeared.
Malfoy got up, and dusted himself off. "Okay. What is going on here?"
"Penguins" Whispered Harry.
"Well i know that Potter. But how did this all happen?"
"Penguins" Said Harry, Yet again.
"How will we solve this?" Asked Hermione.
"I've never seen anything like this" Said Dumbledore.
Meanwhile Draco was still trying to get the bird off of him by hitting it, but that only got him a peck on the nose. Harry was silently drifting from the group, Whispering "Penguins, penguins, penguins..." Over and over again.
"This can only mean one thing" Said Dumbledore.
"What is that Professor?" Asked Hermione
Harry came back to the group. "Penguins" then yet again drifted back to a corner.
"Hogwarts is no longer safe....."
-----------------------
Amber: So what do you think so far? I hope you found it funnyish.
Draco: That wasn't funny. I'm not scared of little flying bird things.
Amber: Really? **Conjures a bird over Draco**
**Draco runs around screaming like a girl.**
Amber: Okay Draco. Your not scared of birds.
Harry: I don't whisper Penguins all the time like a possesed freak.
Amber:Well...You do now! so ha!
Harry: Nuh uh!
Amber: Yeah-huh!
Harry: Nuh-u-
Amber: **puts hand over Harry's mouth** Yes Harry. More later. Now. Reveiws are Welcome, if you wish. ^_^! hehe. Later.