Said Draco to Harry, "I seem to have misplaced my pants. I bet that Mudblood took them."
Replied Harry Bear, "How dare you, pureblooded fool! I challenge you to a bloody duel!"
*Dumbledore has unrelated naked time rotting in his grave*
BANG BANG BANG OOOH! Look it's hagrid! Hey man!
"Oi! malfoy! whadder you dooin ter harry?"
"Bloody oaf! Avada Kedavra!" said Draco.
"NOOOOOO!" screamed Hermy," I LOVED HIM!"
*dramione moment*
"i love you, beaver!"
"i love you, ferret!"
"Let's get married!"
Said Harry James, "You may now kiss the Beaver."
YAY!