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"Come on say it," Rodney McKay said to Laura Cadman as they were walking down the hallway towards the staff quarters.

"I'm not gonna say it."

"You know you want to."

"No. I really don't," Cadman insisted.

"Come on. One time. Please?"

"No, Rodney. I don't know why we always have to have this conversation. I am not going to say it and that's final."

"I think it's sexy as Hell when you say it."

"Really?"

"Why would I keep asking?"

"Fine. Just this once. Take me to bed or lose me forever," she said so only he could hear it.

"That sucked! I mean really, really sucked. That was like Kelly McGillis bad."

"What?"

"You know how she could never say that line quite like Meg Ryan?"

"Yeah?"

"Hence, the term Kelly McGillis bad. Now, say it again…except this time, louder."

"You're crazy."

"I know."

"I'm not gonna say it."

"Come on, please?" Rodney pouted.

"Pouting isn't gonna work."

"Remember: sexy as Hell."

"Fine! Take me to bed or lose me forever," Cadman drawled loudly.

"Show me the way home." He leaned down to kiss her, but before he could get there he was interrupted by John Sheppard.

"Must you guys to that?"

"What? The kissing thing? As I recall, it was not an hour ago that I saw you sucking face with my little sister on the South balcony."

"Not, the kissing thing, although that's gross too. I was talking about the Top Gun thing. You guys have been married for five years, must you still do that?"

"Just because my pregnant sister kicked you out of your quarters tonight for calling her fat does not give you the right to ruin our good time. Now, go bother someone else."

"What if I don't want to?" John said definitely crossing his arms over his chest.

"Do you remember that babysitting duty that Laura volunteered us for once Jeannie and you were able to…you know?"

"Yeah."

"Do you want us to actually babysit so you and Jeannie can you know?"

"Fine! I'm going. Just for the record, McKay. I hate you."

"Since Carson and Emma have the kids tonight, does that mean that you want to you know?" Laura teased.

"Practice working on McKay #3 of course."

"You do know that Goose dies in Top Gun, right?" Sheppard says from around the corner.

"Just give me five minutes," Rodney says. "I'm have to go swat a flyboy." Rodney kissed Laura on the cheek and ran after John.