Silence: Oh gosh I can't believe I wrote this! Oh well I figured I'd put it up anyway even though it is random, pointless and maybe semi-funny in a twisted way. Once again I do not own any characters from Final Fantasy VIII so don't sue me!
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(( Scene opens with Rinoa and Selphie standing on chairs while Squall and Quistis search under anything and everything in the room.))
Selphie: Sheesh how hard is it to find one stupid rat?
Quistis: If you think it's so easy then why don't you get down here and help search?!
Selphie: Sorry but I'll pass on that.
Squall: Are you sure there's a rat in here?
Rinoa: I know I saw it! That thing was big enough to fill out a job application!
Quistis: Rinoa aren't you exaggerating a little to much?
Rinoa: I'm not exaggerating that rat was huge!
Squall: Hey Quistis get the net I think I've got that rat cornered!
Quistis: I don't have the stupid net!
Selphie: Well who does?!
Rinoa: ZELL GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!
Zell: (Walks in with a dead rat tied to a stick.) What now?
Squall: Where'd you put the net?
Zell: Hey I can't cook these rats as fast as you're catching them.
Selphie: Eeeeeeewwww gross Zell!
Rinoa: I think I'm going to throw up.
Quistis: Zell just give him the net.
Zell: Alright, alright sheesh. (Hands Squall the net.)
Squall:(Takes the net) So who dives after the rat?
Quistis: I'll do it, you life up the desk. (Takes the net and stands beside the desk.)
Zell: Is this really going to work?
Irvine: (Walks in with his shotgun) I really seriously doubt it.
Selphie: Well what would you suggest.
Irvine: Just shoot the stupid rat and that ends your problem.
Rinoa: Well that's easier said then don.....(The chair starts to shake and both the chair and
Rinoa fall just as a very big rat ran out from under a desk.)
Rinoa: AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! (Jumps up onto another desk.)
Selphie: EEWW CATCH IT ALREADY!
Quistis: I got it! (Runs after the rat but trips over Zell's foot and falls flat on her face.)
Irvine: (Shoots ate the rat but misses as it runs under another desk.) Dang it!
Zell: You missed?! How could you miss it was 3 feet in front of you!
Squall: That was the biggest, ugliest rat I've ever seen.
Selphie: I don't care how big it is I just want it dead!
((Cid and Edea walk in to see what was causing the commotion.))
Cid: What's going on in here?
Selphie: Oh hi Cid, Hi Matron!
Irvine: Well we were on a rat hunt......
Quistis: But we're not having much luck.
Cid: (laughs) So that's why I heard the shotgun.
Zell: Hey Cid want some fried rat? Put some hot sauce on it and it tastes just like chicken.
Cid: I think I'll pass Zell.
Selphie: Will you stop it with the fried rat already?!
Rinoa: Or I'm going to lose my lunch.
Edea: Why don't you just put out some rat poison and leave it at that?
Selphie: Hmmm that might be easier. (Sees the rat) THERE IT IS!!!
Irvine: (Shoots at the rat, hits it and a splat is heard as now dead rat hits the wall causing
the blood to splatter onto the wall.) Oooookkkaaaayyyy I think that worked to
well.
Rinoa: Oh gross.....(Runs out before she could throw up in front of everyone.)
Selphie: (Runs after Rinoa to make sure she's okay.)
Zell: Next time I'm going for the rat poison.
Squall: So who's turn is it to clean up the mess?
Quistis: Not me! I'm not touching no rat blood or guts!
Squall: Hold it! You'll chase after the rat but you won't touch a little rat blood? What is
strange about this picture?
Quistis: Oh shut up, that's more then a little rat blood!
Edea: (Laughs) I'll clean up the mess, you go find Selphie and Rinoa.
Zell: You sure Matron?
Edea: Of course, I wouldn't say that just to say it.
Cid: Well since the rat hunt is over I'll head back to my office. (Walks out.)
Squall: Irvine, Zell, Quistis lets go.
Irvine: Why? All she's doing is.....
Squall: NOW!
Irvine: Oh right I'm going.
((Quistis, Squall, Zell, and Irvine walk out and head for the Quad where Rinoa was waiting))
Rinoa: I hate rats.
Quistis: Well Edea's cleaning up the rat blood so no problem there.
Rinoa: Don't even start.
Quistis: Sorry.
Selphie: (Runs out to the Quad.) Hey guys the hot dogs are almost gone so if you want
some you'd better go get them now before they run out.
Zell: Who needs a hot dog when I've got a fried rat!
Selphie: ZELL GIVE ME THAT RAT!!! (Tackles Zell as she tries to grab the rat.)
Zell: HEY DOWN SELPHIE DOWN! OW HEY I WAS ONLY JOKING! OW
QUIT IT! OW!!!
((The two continue fighting while Squall, Quistis, Rinoa and Irvine watch.))
Quistis: So who wants to go grab a hotdog?
Rinoa: I do but they're not invited!
Squall: Lets go before they get us into the fight.
Irvine: I'll agree with that.
((Squall, Rinoa, Quistis, and Irvine walk off while Selphie and Zell continue fighting until they realize they'd been left.))
Zell/Selphie: WAIT FOR US!!!
((Zell and Selphie run after the group as they exit the Quad.))