What REALLY happened to Jack Merridew.
P.S. I don't care about time periods, last names, etc.
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ON DA SHIP
Several things happened. One, the littluns had a rebellion and started their own community. But this isn't their story. This is Jack's.
Yes, him. The loser with the red hair. No, not the evil gay kid next to him. That's Roger.
Jack was pondering many things. He missed a lot of school, so probably nothing in an academicly. Choir was for hopefuls and people who had nothing else to do with their time, so no sining jobs.
"AHA!" Jack jumped up, knocking poor Roger down. "I'll be a artist!"
Then he went and raped Roger. Again.
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SOME YEARS LATER
Jack was skipping on the bridge to BIGFANCYSHIP with some random drinking buddy of his. Somehow, with his horrible luck, he got tickets to this! Yay! Well, it was the ship of dreams, right?
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LATER-ISH
Jack found TWUE WUUUUUV. In some teenager three years younger who was engaged to some rich guy. But Jack didn't care.
So, they had sex in some room. Then Jack drew her naked. 'CAUSE HE'S A PEDO!
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NOT SO LATER
The drivers were all drunk and crashed BIGFANCYSHIP into an iceburg. And the ship sank. When the experts said the ship WASN'T going to. That's what you get when you flip off nature.
But Jack put his TWUE WUV on some wall/door/wooden thing and their hair froze.
Because the water was EFFIN' COLD.
And Jack froze. And died. And several women cried.
The End
Cookies to you if you guess what I'm basing this off of.