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Boil Advisory
By Waterrain
Ludwig was walking to the lunch room, but then he was suddenly grabbed and pulled away by his best not to mention only friend Feliciano.
"Ludwig, Ludwig." Feliciano said in a loud and panicked voice. Ludwig winced slightly because of the sheer volume and closeness to his ear.
"What?" Ludwig managed to ask calmly and he allowed himself to be dragged into the boy's bathroom by Feliciano.
"I'm going to die, vee." Feliciano stated in depressed tone and he looked at Ludwig with sad eyes.
"Huh?" Ludwig asked and he was confused as to what Feliciano was talking about now.
"I had some of the drinking water." Feliciano commented in a slow and dramatic voice.
",But the water fountains were covered by big black trash bags." Ludwig said firmly and his arms were crossed as he looked at Feliciano.
"I was so very thirsty-" Feliciano whined and he looked at Ludwig for at least a little pity, but found none at all.
"There was bottled water in the front office." Ludwig cut in and said flatly.
"I will see my life flash before my eyes." Feliciano said loudly and his voice was slightly cracking for he was close to tears.
"Feliciano-" Ludwig started to say, but then he paused for a moment.
"I have something to tell you, vee." Feliciano suddenly said and he looked up with watery eyes.
"We need to get you to the school nurse." Ludwig stated firmly and if he had to drag Feliciano to the school nurse so be it.
"I want to kiss you, vee." Feliciano told him in a serious voice and he stared for at least a minute at Ludwig's lips.
"What?" Ludwig asked in a shocked tone and his blue eyes widened in surprise for someone wanted to kiss him.
"Oh, Ludwig. You are so pretty and smart, vee. I want to kiss you on the lips, but I don't want you to die." Feliciano cried out and he looked at Ludwig with puppy dog eyes. "We would be like Romeo and Juliet. You would be Juliet and follow me to my death. No don't do it, Ludwig."
"No one is going to die." Ludwig said firmly and he felt Feliciano's small hands grip his shirt while looking up at him with big eyes.
"I want to tell you-" Feliciano started to say, but then Ludwig held up a hand and shook his head.
"Please don't." Ludwig stated flatly, but he knew Feliciano would just ignore his words and say whatever he wanted to say.
"I love you so very much, Ludwig. Good bye my love. So long and farewell to my tasty pasta. In heaven do you think they will have Pasta, vee. Wait what if I go to hell? There would be no tasty pasta, vee! Ludwig, Do you think I'll go to heaven and have yummy pasta? I don't want to die and I don't you to die. Oh, We are going to die!" Feliciano said in a panicked voice and his eyes were filling up with tears.
'Hey, False Alarm. The water is like totally perfectly fine and it was just a complete misunderstanding. It is not like my fault or anything. Over and out from Feliks the fashionable office aide.' A voice said cheerfully over the intercom.
"Feliciano," Ludwig started to say, but then Feliciano giggled happily and loudly.
"I can kiss you, vee." Feliciano said cheerfully and he jumped up onto Ludwig. His legs wrapped around Ludwig's hips and he gave him a passionate kiss on the lips, but after a minute pulled away while smiling brightly.
"Ludwig, Will you be my boyfriend? Unless you want to be called my girlfriend because some males want to be called girlfriend." Feliciano stated calmly and he noticed Ludwig's cheeks were red.
"Let's talk about this later." Ludwig muttered quietly and Feliciano hummed happily. His legs still wrapped around Ludwig's hips and his arms on Ludwig's shoulders. "Can you please get off of me, Feliciano. This is rather embarrassing and we are in the school's bathroom."
"Would you prefer this in the bedroom at my home?" Feliciano asked innocently and his feet were now on the floor. He noticed Ludwig's cheeks were flushed and then blinked when Ludwig quickly walked away.
"Ludwig, Ludwig? Was it something I said? Will you become my boyfriend or girlfriend?" Feliciano called out and he rushed to catch up with Ludwig who seemed to increase his pace.
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