Devil's trap, Angels trap..... Parent trap!!
Izzy Morgan was a good hunter, infact she was pretty damn awesome and never ran from anything whether it be a wendigo, shtriga, pissed off spirit, shape shifter or demon.
She always stood her ground and fought whether she got away fully intact or whether she crawled away with her leg hanging on by a thread.
So far so good and even though she'd got away with several broken bones and more cuts than she'd ever imagine she still got away but the thing she was hunting never did.
She was good and she knew it, every body knew even the Winchester's but they wouldn't admit it.
You would never get Dean admitting that Izzy was a better hunter than him, but he knew she was and that annoyed him but at the same time it drove him wild.
The way she'd handle a gun or fight demons and other supernatural sonofabitches made him yearn and want her so much.
He wanted her and he'd do anything to have her but the problem was every time he hit on her she laughed in his face.
She was the only woman who didn't fall for his charms or bad boy nature and it sucked.. sucked ass really bad.
The other problem was that whenever Izzy did a hunt on her own every thing went perfect, she didn't have any problems in tracking the thing and killing it but when ever the Winchester's were near by or on the job with her things went wrong and trouble seemed to follow her around like a bad smell.
It was as if Sam and Dean were her very own personal bad luck charms and she was beginning to dread having to meet up with her or bumping into them on a hunt.
Even though she loved the boys she was glad she hadn't bumped into them on the hunt she had just done.
She had been on a hunt of a ghost who made women jump into a lake with their babies and it was a bad hunt.
She had gone through round after round of rock salt and she had swung an iron bar at the spirit more times than she cared to have.
She also had to get wet and she had to go into the lake to attempt to find the bones of the woman who was causing these deaths.
She just so happened to be wearing a white shirt and tight jeans and when she emerged from the water she looked like a bay watch reject what with her shirt being super see through and the jeans hung to her ass.
She was just glad to not have the Winchester's there because one she could guarantee that they would bring a string of bad luck with them and the hunt would go sour and then she would have to put up with Dean and his wondering eyes not to mention his perverted attitude towards her see through top.
Just the thought made her roll her eyes.
She was just glad to have found the bones, salted and burned them and smoked the sonofabitch and stopped the deaths of innocent people.
All in all it was a good hunt and not a Winchester in sight.
As she made her way across the parking lot triumphantly with her rucksack slung over her shoulder she stopped dead in her tracks.
She forced her eyes shut and breathed deeply, she hadn't really seen what she thought she had seen did she? Surely it was an hallucination or at least she hoped it was.
"Oh great" she sighed as opened her eyes and still saw it.
There it was parked two cars up from her beautiful 1968 Mercury Cougar was Dean Winchester's pride and joy his beloved 1967 Chevrolet Impala.
She felt every bone and muscle in her body cease up on seeing the Impala.
She knew it was too good to be true and that the guys had to be close.
She couldn't go a whole month with out bumping into them, even when she did everything in her power to avoid them she still managed to bump into them whether it be at a diner, gas station or on a hunt.
Now they were here at this motel.
'Awesome' she though to herself as she forced herself to walk past the Impala, just what she needed the chuckle brothers well lucky for her she was just leaving so maybe she could get away before they saw her.
She could wish right.
She walked passed the Impala double checking the reg plate just to make sure it wasn't another Impala but no it was Dean's Impala she'd know that plate any where.
She'd seen it enough times to remember it.
Izzy made her way to her car trying to ignore the fact the guys were close by, she should really hang around and say hi because she knew they were having a rough time of late what with the apocalypse and every thing, even though they were to blame for it she still felt sorry for them.
Dean had angels riding his ass every way from Sunday and Sam had been tricked into breaking the final seal and setting Lucifer free.
It was just that typical Winchester dumb luck and it made her glad to not be a member of their family.
As she loaded her ruck sack into her car and took her jacket off she heard a motel door crash open and noticed a small boy run out.
He ran towards some parked cars and disappeared.
She looked back to her car and then was startled by the sound of screeching breaks, she looked in the direction of the sound and saw a Pick up truck with in inches of the small boy.
"Oh my god" she gasped as she ran towards the child who was just stood terrified in front of the pick up truck.
"I didn't see him until............" the man driving the pick up cried as he stumbled out of his vehicle.
"He's ok, you didn't hit him" Izzy replied as she fell to her knee's infront of the child.
She took him by the arms and turned him to face her, he was so small, he must have only been about two years old maybe three being the most.
"What's he doing out here?" the man said flustered as he tried to calm him self down.
Izzy glanced at the man, with in the last few minutes he had paled considerably and was looking so shaky.
"I don't know..." she replied as she studied the boy.
She then remebered the room she had seen him run out of and it struck her that maybe he had seen something or worse found something in the room that scared him and he ran.
"It's Ok Mr I'll sort this out.... maybe you should park the pick up and head to the diner across the road, get your self a sugary drink and calm down" she advised as she picked up the toddler and balanced him on her hip.
She smiled reassuringly at the child and headed off in the direction of the room.
Izzy stopped out side the room and noticed the door had closed slightly with the force it had been opened.
She cautiously pushed it open and peeked around the door sheilding the boys eyes incase there was a scene in side.
She wasn't sure if she'd find his parents mutilated or whether she'd find nothing at all but she didn't want to take any chances.
She peeked into the room and saw no parents, instead she saw take out boxes and beer bottles on the table.
Nothing that represented a child in the room, no toys, no children's clothes nothing at all.
She then noticed another small child laying on the other bed.
She sneaked into the room and put the toddler down as she closed the door behind her gently trying not to startle the second the child.
She made her way across the room and noticed more beer bottles, take out boxes, books and busty Asian beauty magazine.
She rolled her eyes at that 'delightful... just what a kid needs to see' she thought to herself as she kicked it under the bed.
She stood over the second child observing him checking to see if he was OK when he stirred awake and shot up on the bed as he saw Izzy.
"Ssshhhh, it's Ok I'm not going to hurt you" she hushed reassuringly.
She scanned around the room once again taking in everything, this place was a mess the parents should be ashamed of them selves.
"Who are you?" he asked nervously.
"My name is Izzy, is he your brother?" she asked the second child as she pointed to the toddler by the door.
The second boy stared at the toddler and thought for a moment "erm yeah he is" he replied as he pushed himself to the edge of the bed.
"Where are your parents?" Izzy asked the boy trying to make sense of the situation.
Two young kids should not be left alone and especially not in a room like this.
"Erm... I don't know, I think my dad is out on business" the boy replied looking around the room.
"OK then well.... what are your names?" she asked the boy.
He stared at her suspiciously and then looked to his brother "Dad say's we shouldn't tell strange people our names" he replied back with a serious face.
Izzy pressed the palm of her hand to her forehead, this was ridiculous and she had better things to be doing than playing baby sitter for two kids.
"Well parents shouldn't leave their kids alone at motels but hey... just as long as we're playing the game right" she snapped impatiently.
"My name is Dean and this is my brother Sam" the boy replied with an apologetic smile.
Izzy wheeled on the boy and stared at him shocked, did she hear that right.
Another two males called Sam and Dean, this really was her unlucky day.
"Sam and Dean..... that's cute... tell me is your father called John?" she mocked with a smirk.
"Yes he is.... do you know our dad... are you a hunter?" the boy asked excitedly.
Izzy stood frozen on the spot, mouth gaping open and her mind reeling.
Was this kid serious? This joke was going too far.
"Ah ok, did Dean Winchester put you up to this?" she asked amused.
The boy stared at her confused "I am Dean Winchester" he retorted.
"Yeah and I'm Britney Spears" Izzy mocked.
"Britney who? Thought you said your name was Izzy" the boy said confused.
Izzy stared at the boy with glazed eyes, this seriously was a joke and it wasn't funny.
"Right OK then.... well how about Sam Winchester then.. the other Sam the tall one with shaggy hair, he's usually followed by a shorter goofy guy in an out dated leather jacket" she asked staring the boy down.
"Lady he's Sam Winchester and we are the only Winchester's around" he responded with a frown.
"Right and your what five years old" Izzy said with a scratch of her head.
"No I'm six, why?" the boy snapped back.
Izzy nodded in amusement "the Dean I know is in his late twenties".
"Well lady I'm not in my twenties, as you can see I'm a kid" he said in a cocky attitude.
Izzy then heard a knock at the motel door, she shot the two boys a concerned stare then went to look through the peep whole.
As she looked through the whole she let out an exasperated sigh, she really didn't have time for this and it was getting worse by the minute.
Izzy opened the door and stood with a slight smirk on her face, she folded her arms defensively across her chest and waited for the person to speak.
"We need to talk" said the cool serious and rather sexy voice of Castiel.
"Really....." she replied with a smirk.
Castiel walked into the room and stopped and stared at the boys.
He turned to Izzy and she could see he was thinking of what to say.
"Where are Sam and Dean?" she asked calmly.
Castiel cocked his brow and then slowly turned his gaze to the two young boys standing in the room.
"I believe they are there" he said smoothly without hesitation or a glimmer of worry in his usually enchanting eyes.
"Right... so what it's a case of honey I shrunk the Winchester's is it" she mocked at the angel.
He stared at her confused and then he tilted his head.
Oh she hated it when he tilted his head, she could cope with Dean's jack the lad attitude and his come ons, she could even cope with Sam's puppy dog eyes but when it came to the angel and his 'I'm so confused I don't understand humanity' stare she was lost but she would be the last one to admit it.
"If those two nippers are the Winchester's then... how the hell did it happen?" she asked with a hint of worry creeping into her voice.
If she knew anything it was that Castiel did not joke around and if he said those two kids were Sam and Dean then they were.
"I believe it's Zachariah's doing" the angel replied smoothly and calmly.
'How the hell did he keep so cool in situations like this' she wondered to herself.
"What so the big bad arc angel turned Velma and Daphne into the cramp twins, what's that gonna achieve?" she stated to the angel who was by now staring blankly at the boys.
"What?" little Dean snapped as he noticed the angel staring at him.
"Zachariah can't kill Sam and Dean, that would be a sin so he has to do the next best thing because holding them captive won't work" the angel explained.
"Because we all know what happened last time... the friendly neighbourhood angel came to the rescue and set Dean free" she replied with a smile.
Castiel gave her a heart rendering this is not amusing look which made her instantly snap out of her amusement.
"Zachariah can not kill them so he has to take them out of the fight.. Dean refused to obey Zachariah's orders and be Michael's vessel so now Zachariah wants them out of the fight because he wants Lucifer to win, so he had to do something to stop them fighting, so he turned them into kids" Castiel explained as if it was nothing out of the ordinary.
"So Zachariah what sent them back in time so to speak" she asked confused.
Castiel nodded "yes, our Sam and Dean have been sent back to 1985 and the Sam and Dean from then have been sent here".
"Children can't fight Lucifer" Castiel said sternly.
"Well yeah, I'm sure child services would have something to say about that" she replied.
Izzy began to laugh, she could not believe this at all, it was too crazy.
She knew angel's were powerful beings but she didn't think they could manipulate time.
"Why can't you do something about this, bring them back and send these two back" Izzy snapped.
"I am not powerful enough to do that, I can not change what Zachariah has done" Castiel said sadly.
Izzy met his steel blue gaze and knew she could not blame him for the situation, after all he had disobeyed the angels on numerous occasions for the Winchester's and in return he had been disconnected from heaven.
He had lost some of his powers such as his ability to heal people, so it wasn't easy on the angel.
Just then Izzy felt two arms wrap around her leg and she glanced down to see a pair of big brown puppy dog eyes staring up at her.
She felt her heart flip as the child clung to her leg.
'Damn it Sam' she cursed under her breath, maybe she couldn't ignore those puppy dog eyes after all.
Who was she kidding she was a hunter not a nanny, she could not look after these kids.
"Well this has been cute... really.. cute but disturbing, I'm a hunter, I have ghosts, ghouls, demons and other freaky ass sonofabitches to kill. I can't play nanny to these two, you're their guardian angel so...... get guarding" Izzy rushed as she pulled away from little Sam's grip.
Castiel launched forwards towards her "I can't look after them" he wailed.
Izzy stared at him shocked, he seriously didn't expect her to look after them did he?.
"Oh yes you can, you have to they have nobody else.. and you should start by changing Sam's diaper. I don't think that smell is Dean's two day old chilli and cheese" the girl replied as she headed for the door.
Castiel chased after her with haste and grabbed her arm "I'm an angel... I don't have experience with children".
Izzy knocked his hand away, she didn't like being man handled and just because this guy was an angel didn't mean he was going to get away with it.
She turned and snarled her teeth at him "well angel boy now looks like a good a time as ever".
Castiel's face changed from the cool serious emotionless one he always wore to a pleading heart breaking one.
'Damn this guy was good' she thought to her self as she forced her self to look away from him.
"Isabella please, children need nurturing, I can not offer them that, I am a soldier of God" he pleaded.
"So what I'm a hunter, I have obligations too, I never wanted kids let alone Winchester kids. Hell Sam and Dean in their twenties are bad enough.. at two and six they can't be much better" Izzy stormed trying to get out of the situation.
Both Izzy and Castiel stood in silence for a few minutes before both looking up at the exact same time and catching each other's eyes.
Izzy stood paralysed as she stared across at the angels eyes, this was not happening, she was not realising she had a thing for the angel smack bang in the middle of the apocalypse not to mention the fact they had baby Winchester's from the 80's stuck in 2010.
"I can take them to either Bobby Singer or Ellen Harvelle, they can look after them" Castiel said calmly.
Just then little Sam flung himself at Izzy's legs and began to cry "I want to stay with you" the child cried.
Izzy stared back a the angel and bit back a curse, how could she leave the boy now?.
Castiel was waiting for her to make a decision but she knew she couldn't do it, she couldn't send the boys to Bobby's because one he was in a wheelchair and two it would be too much to explain to him.
She barely understood the situation herself and she was damned if she was going to explain it to another.
"Fine, I'll keep them.... but you're helping Cas, I'm not looking after two kids on my own and that's final" she snapped at the angel.
Castiel slowly nodded in response, he didn't like the way things had turned out but it was the least he could do.
"I'll go see what I can find out" the angel said calmly.
Izzy launched for the angel and grabbed him by the arm "no chance... we are taking those two to get supplies, food, diaper's and clean clothes... if I'm playing mommy with them two then I'm doing it my way and you're involved" she ordered.
Castiel cocked his brow and held back a sigh. He was an angel he didn't do shopping.
Izzy packed the kids into her Cougar and shot the Impala a heart felt gaze.
She'd be glad when she saw the Winchester's sat in their own car as adults, she didn't think she'd ever admit it but she actually missed them.
"Right are you two belted up?" she asked the kids politely.
She saw Dean in the rear view mirror nod and he checked that Sam was secure in the back next to him.
She looked to Castiel who was stood by the car and sighed "are you getting in or are you flying to the mall?" she snapped impatiently.
Castiel rolled his eyes at her and climbed in the passenger seat.
"I saw that" she muttered.
"Saw what?" the angel asked dumbly with a slight smirk.
"Shut up and be quiet" she growled at the angel as she pulled out of the parking lot.
She drove in silence for about twenty minutes before arriving at the mall and parking up.
This would be fun a two year old, a six year old and an angel shopping.
Why did she have a feeling that things were going to go very bad.
Izzy took the boys to get some food first but ignored Dean's pleads for burgers and fries.
'You'll have enough of them when you're an adult' she said under her breath as she forced a smile for the boys.
"How about something different, jacket potato or something with vegetables" she suggested calmly.
Dean screwed his face up and stuck out his tongue "urgh veg no way.. we never eat veg" he wailed.
"Maybe you should" Izzy reasoned but Dean was not having any of it, he wanted burgers and fries.
Izzy decided that instead of causing a riot she would just get him a burger with fries but with salad on the side and Sam would have a toddler portion of fish shapes, pea's and new potato's.
She watched as the children ate their food, she watched as Dean made faces at Sam's healthy meal and it made her laugh, at least Sam wasn't complaining but Dean was the usual stubborn person he was as an adult.
After getting the children food she took them clothes shopping with Castiel in tow.
She stopped at the adult section and stared at the angel with a wondering expression.
"Ever thought of ditching the trench coat?" she asked as she watched the angel blankly stare at the lines of clothes hung up.
"No" he replied back sternly.
Izzy shrugged her shoulder's and muttered things under her breath. She thought Castiel really needed to ditch the trench coat, he was a good looking guy but the trench coat made him look like a tax accountant.
"Right kids what shall we buy?" she asked the kids trying to get them in the shopping spirit.
Dean curled his lip as he looked over the tshirts and jeans on display, she could tell nothing interested him after all this was Dean all he ever wore was shirts and his leather jacket.
Izzy picked up a few black tshirts and some jeans and told Dean she was buying them for him and he had to wear them.
She then went to look at the toddler section and picked out a few cute things for Sam.
She was glad he didn't complain or answer back he just followed her smiling.
As she looked at clothes for Sam she felt a presence close behind her and as she glanced over her shoulder she saw Castiel standing inches from her and it made a chill run down her spine.
She began to understand what Dean meant by Castiel not knowing the meaning of personal space but she was not complaining even though she knew she should be.
Dean came running around the corner and crashed into a woman who was looking at the clothes.
He just ran off with out apologising to her and that annoyed Izzy.
"Hey Dean get back here and apologise to that lady now" she ordered the wayward child.
He scowled at Izzy and dragged his feet as he approached the woman.
"Sorry" he mumbled never meeting her eyes.
The woman smiled at Izzy and said it was ok then turned to Sam.
"Awww he's such an adorable child, you two must be so proud" the woman cooed as she looked at little Sam.
Izzy then realised that the woman thought Dean and Sam were her's and Castiel's kids and a feeling of slight embarrassment swept over her.
Before she could correct the woman she had gone and Castiel was still standing behind her with a slight gleam of amusement on his face.
"Don't say a word" she snapped as she saw that the angel was going to say something.
Izzy dragged the kids and Castiel around a few more shops and bought supplies before heading back to the motel and getting the kids settled.
Castiel had left to get information as he always did but really she thought it was an excuse for him to just escape the kids.
Suddenly Dean's phone rang and Dean just stared as to see what was making the noise.
Izzy grabbed the phone and told Dean to go to bed before answering it.
"Hello" she answered politely.
"Hi is Dean there?" asked the familiar voice of Bobby Singer.
Izzy cringed as Bobby asked to speak to Dean.
"He's not available at the moment I'm afraid, he's busy" she replied trying not to sound suspicious.
"I appreciate that but this is important" Bobby boomed down the phone.
"I really am sorry Bobby but he's really not in a state to talk at the moment" she reasoned.
"Look if you two are in bed just pass him the phone and we can talk then you two can get back to your session" Bobby growled.
"Ah if only he'd get into bed" she muttered as she saw little Dean climb out of bed and head over to the TV and switched it on and then plonked himself down on the floor in front of it.
"Look princess, this is important and I'm not messing about with you" he snapped.
"Bobby I'm not messing about.. look if you wanna know what the problem is then I'll get Castiel to come get you" she answered back before hanging up.
Just as she was about to yell for Castiel he appeared right in front of her making her startle and jump back.
"Wow a man who shows up when he's needed and I didn't even have to yell" she smirked.
"You need me" he replied coolly.
Izzy felt her self burn up from the inside 'damn right but not in the way you think' she scoffed in her head.
Oh she wanted Castiel but it went deeper than he knew, she wasn't a damsel in distress and needed him to sweep in and save the day. She just needed him physically because he was the only man who made her heart skip and made her mind run at a hundred miles an hour from just looking at her.
"Yes I need you to go get Bobby and bring him here, he's getting worried and well.. if he doesn't hear from the guys soon he's gonna send every hunter in a thirty mile radius after them to check up on them and I'd rather try and explain this to Bobby rather than any one else" she said trying to keep cool and calm under the watchful eye of the angel.
Castiel nodded and with that he was gone.
She looked to Dean who was sat on the floor watching cartoons and then to Sam who was sleeping in the bed.
She really wanted the guys back to their normal selves and fast.