"Hiiiii, Benny! Can you lend me a hand … or a claw?"
A Unicorn-Cat Princess said on the doorstep of a certain retro spaceman.

"Oh, sure Unikitty, what is it?"

"I lost my pen somewhere in The Dog, can you help me find it?"
"Sure thing! I'm so good at finding pens they might as well call me Penny! Just let me do something real quick."

The 1980's something space guy went to his closent and pulled something out, it looked more broken than something that has been broken.

Rebuilding a mini spaceship,

sure hope I can make it … on time

"Well, that song might be out of tune but this thing is all tuned up!"

"Benny, no offence but your spaceship looks … evil."

"Yeah, that red eye is there to detect pens but it looks like something that would overthrow Cloud Cuckoo Land by doing that."

"Don't worry, there won't be a bad pen finding future after I get done with it!"

Adding stuff to a mini spaceship,

since I didn't actually make it

"There, I added a sunflower to signify a bright future … and because I like sunflower seeds, those are

delicious."

"Alright, let's go, Unikitty!"

And the two were off to The Dog, on the way, they ran into a certain caped crusader.

"Hi, Batman! Want to help me and Benny find my pen.

"I sure hope I don't get caught with this. Huh?! Oh, no. I'm too busy looking for mine.

"We'll tell you if Benny's pen finding spaceship finds anything, bye Bats-Bats!"

"Yeah, cool, whatever."

When they arrived at The Dog, Benny asked a plot imporant question.

"What does your pen look like?"

"It's pink and has a cute bit of blue fluffy fluff on the non pen end."

The pen look up down and all around The Dog but only found a black pen with a Bat symbol on it, after that only Benny and Unikitty looked down.

"Maybe my pen got sad and ran away because I wasn't using it, Benny."

"HAHAHAHA, I'd be sad if I had to stick with you losers."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, The Joker appears!

"My pen! He has it!"

"Give her back her pen you feind!"

"Does anyone use that word anymore? Nevermind, one of my minons keeps bugging me to get one, I'm not giving it back!"

"Not if I can do anything about it"

Batman also appeared out of nowhere.

"Benny, take off the lid of that pen, it powers my Bat Cute Blue Fluffy Fluff(Ugh) Magnet!"

"On it, Bats!"

The magnet work in an instant, an annoyed Joker gave up and left.

"That minon was not worth getting a present for anyways."

Afterwards, Batman wondered about something.

"So, Unikitty?"
"Yes, Batman?"
"How do you use a pen anyways?"

"I don't, I just like the cute blue fluffy fluff."