TERRIBLE FATE

Disclaimer: I do not own Saiyuki. The only character of mine is Nio and Iyori.

CHAPTER ONE: PICNIC MADNESS

'WA! HARA-'

'URUSAI BAKA SARU!' A fan suddenly appeared and hits the monkey.

'GO ME NA SAI, SANZO!' Goku begged. But Sanzo kept on hitting him.

'YARE, YARE… MITE MITE, you guys gotta really quit that kinda stuff. Or else you end up like Gojyo…' Hakkai made a joke.

'NA-NI! What did I do?' Gojyo suddenly stammered.

Hakkai replied with a smile on his face. Sanzo was now stopped hitting Goku and rested himself beside Hakkai. Goku was mumbling about something (you know what I mean).

The whole jeep turned silent. A rare sight… Sanzo was sleeping (I think), Gojyo was admiring himself and talked to himself (what a jerk), Goku was really pissed off and Hakkai was still charming as ever.

They went along the West coast and they traveled for a few months now. They were in the middle of nowhere. According to Hakkai, Sanzo had smoked about over 100 boxes since the journey started, Gojyo had laid eyes on girls about ten of them, and Goku had eaten FIVE BOWLS OF HOT NOODLES THIS MORNING!

'HAI, HARA-' a voice broke into the silence.

'HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO SHUT UP!' Sanzo shouted and hits the poor Goku with his big fan.

'SSAAANZZOOO!'

'YARE, YARE… Those two will never learn, ne, Hakkai?' Gojyo asked.

'Hmm? You were saying Gojyo?' Hakkai replied.

Gojyo: sweat drop

'It's a nice whether today. Shall we have a picnic?' Hakkai suggested. The fight between Sanzo and Goku suddenly stopped when they heard the word 'picnic'.

Goku jumped on Hakkai that nearly caused them to trip over. Hakkai pulled the break and safely, the jeep was stopped.

'OI BAKA SARU! IF YOU WANT TO JUMP ON ANYTHING MIGHT AS WELL TELL US FIRST!' Gojyo said.

'GO ME NA SAI…' Goku said.

Sanzo's hand was running through his pocket and Hakkai quickly hold on to him. 'Hakkai, if you want to live, remove your hand…'

'Uh, hai!' Hakkai removed his hand and faced Goku that was behind him.

'HAKKAI! ARE WE GOING ON A PICNIC!' Goku said as he made a cute face.

'Maybe. We have to make an agreement with everybody. So?' Hakkai said.

'I agree!' Goku said quickly.

'Okay…' Gojyo said.

'Do whatever you want. As long we didn't have to sleep here tonight.' Sanzo was still being a grumpy ol' monk.

'YEAY! WE'RE GOING ON A PICNIC! WE'RE GOING ON A PICNIC!' Goku sang.

'Look at the kid. He has a pure heart…' Hakkai said at Gojyo.

'Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you see in the BAKA SARU?' Gojyo seemed to disagree.

'Well, I see that he is a joyful, full with emotion kind of kid.'

'Really?' Gojyo said annoyingly as he raised an eyebrow.

'Ch… BAKA…' Sanzo said under his breath.

'HAKKAI! STEP ON IT!' Goku ordered.

'Hai!' Hakkai then drove off like a maniac. He is the fastest driver they ever seen. Then, he suddenly breaks.

All of them (except for Hakkai) fell of the jeep and landed head first on the hot sandy desert.

'HAKKAI! WHO EVER TOLD YOU TO STOP!' Sanzo shouted.

'WHY YOU HAVE TO STOP!' Gojyo asked.

'I'M DYING OF STARVING HERE!' Goku then said.

'Well, I was wondering… Where do we get the food from?' Hakkai answered.

CRICKET CHIRPS…

'Huh?' Hakkai looked confusedly at the three.

There's a pause…

'HAAAAAKKKKAAAAIII!' Goku shouted as ran towards Hakkai.

'Goku! Don't be so BAKA!' Gojyo trying to cut it off.

But it doesn't work. Goku was really pissed off with Hakkai that usually he didn't get angry with. He ran towards Hakkai and ready to give him a knuckle sandwich (it is not really a food).

Hakkai stopped Goku with his right hand on Goku's forehead.

'GRR… Why didn't you tell me before?' Goku suddenly appeared to calm down.

'Well, um, I… I thought you guys have some food, so I made that picnic stuff…' Hakkai explained.

'YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED!'

'And why do I do that? I'll interrupt your business and that's not a good thing for me to do…' Hakkai said.

'Ch… IF YOU DIDN'T ASK US, AND THERE'S NO FOOD, THE WHOLE TIME WAS WASTED! OH GOD! We can do SO many things like, BUYING THE FOOD!' Well, Goku was not really getting any calmer.

'I… I…'

Sanzo and Gojyo looked at them with amazement. 'Goku never did that to Hakkai. Poor Hakkai…' Gojyo said.

'Who cares?' Sanzo said annoyingly.

'Oh, I see…' Hakkai said and went to the jeep. Goku felt guilty at what he did to Hakkai. It's not Hakkai's fault!

'MATTE!' Goku shouted.

Hakkai stopped his tracks. He knew that Goku will call him. He faced Goku with a cheerful smile on his face.

'Hakkai? Are you mad at me?' Goku asked with a shaky feeling in his body.

'Let's see…' Hakkai put his right hand on his chin.

Goku was waiting for Hakkai's answers. The monk and the ERO KAPPA stood at the jeep waiting impatiently for Hakkai and Goku to get on the jeep.

'Ié' Hakkai answered and hurriedly back to his jeep. Goku let a long sigh of relieved and ran to the jeep. He made a jump and landed on Gojyo.

'OI! Land on somebody else, will ya?'

Hakkai laughed. Then, he drove off to a town to buy some food before going on the picnic. Goku was happy that Hakkai forgive him. He should've never yell at Hakkai… Gojyo was smoking and his cigarette was half burnt.

After the next twenty minutes of chaos, Goku asked Hakkai.

'We are getting closer to a town, ne?'

'Not really…' Sanzo suddenly answered.

'NA-NI! I'M NOT ASKING YOU! CORRUPT MONK!'

'Is that so! You should realize that you are a BAKA SARU not a demon!'

'I AM NOT A MONKEY! I'M A YOUKAI!' Goku denied.

'Oh boy, here we go again…' Hakkai said.

'DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ!' Sanzo voice was the loudest.

'I DID KNOW! WHO EVER TOLD YOU THAT!'

'JUST THINKING…'

'Okay, okay, BREAK IT UP!' Gojyo was trying to stop them. But, it got worse.

'ALL RIGHT! DOES ANYBODY WANTS TO FIGHT!' Gojyo continued.

'YARE, YARE DESU NE… Huh?' Hakkai sighed.

Hakkai suddenly stopped the jeep once again that made all of them fall. But this time, including Hakkai fell off. (pretty weird, isn't it?)

'HAKKAI!' Goku shouted.

'THIS IS THE THIRD TIME-' Gojyo had been cut off.

'Um, two…' Hakkai corrected him.

'Whatever. This is the second time you stopped the jeep! What's going on, man?'

'DON'T EVER DO THAT!' Sanzo then spoke.

'Sorry, minna-san… I didn't mean to…' Hakkai said.

'MITE MITE!' Goku suddenly picked up something shiny.

'NANI KORE?' Gojyo asked.

'Huh?' Hakkai said.

'Ch…' Sanzo said.