Jonah lived a long time ago
And God wanted people to know
The people of Nineveh needed grace
And God put Jonah on the case
But Jonah decided to lay low.
God was not happy with this
So He set something amiss
A giant fish came up
And ate Jonah for sup'
Jonah learned ignorance isn't bliss
But God gave Jonah grace
And placed him back on the case
The people of Nineveh repented
Which left Jonah discontented
He thought they were a waste of space
Jonah sat on a hill
Waiting for the thrill
It never came
Who is to blame
(Note: It is supposed to end abruptly like that with no real ending much like the real story)
