Jonah lived a long time ago

And God wanted people to know

The people of Nineveh needed grace

And God put Jonah on the case

But Jonah decided to lay low.

God was not happy with this

So He set something amiss

A giant fish came up

And ate Jonah for sup'

Jonah learned ignorance isn't bliss

But God gave Jonah grace

And placed him back on the case

The people of Nineveh repented

Which left Jonah discontented

He thought they were a waste of space

Jonah sat on a hill

Waiting for the thrill

It never came

Who is to blame

(Note: It is supposed to end abruptly like that with no real ending much like the real story)