All those who have read my stories before have realized that I post comments at the end of the chapter. This is never going to change. (Unless it's SUPER important.) I DON'T OWN ANY CODE GEASS CHARACTERS.

Warning: Yaoi, yaoi, yaoi, mentioning of strippers, yada yada. You get the idea. AU SO NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS! (Unnecessary chaps are unnecessary.)

"Lelouch, when I said that you should get a hobby, I didn't mean this." Rivalz groaned as the two students made their way through the crowd. Lelouch just shrugged as he made his way around a pink dressed blond.

Rivalz blushed slightly as they passed the girl. He started coughing as they made their way farther into the crowd. "Why do we have to come all the way up here?" He whined, "I mean, there is whole bunch of pretty woman farther away from the poles." The blackette stopped suddenly, forcing his blue-haired friend to ram into him from behind.

The violet eyed man turned to stare at his friend. "You don't think I know that?"

"Then…why you coming all the way here?" Rivalz asked, looking around at all the scantily clad women. He stood up straight and faced Lelouch when a few of them winked at him from a few tables over. "Cause none of them are good enough." Lelouch simple stated, turning back and continuing his way through the crowd of heavy drinks and hookers.

"Well, if you're looking for a girlfriend, then you sure as hell won't find one." Rivalz sighed, following his partner.

"I'm not that stupid." Lelouch mumbled as a rather suggestive song started blaring in their ears. As they came up to the stage, Rivalz blushed profusely. 'Why did we have to come to a strip club?' Rivalz mentally kicked himself just before Lelouch pulled him over to stand in front of a brunette, wearing black thigh high socks with black heels, extremely short shorts and tube-top type shirt, which was dancing on one of the poles on stage.

"So…uh…you like this girl?" The blue-haired boy asked as he turned away from the sight.

"Boy."

"Huh?"

"That's a boy." At Lelouch's statement, Rival turned back to the person and saw that it was, indeed, a boy dancing on the pole. His eyes nearly dropped out of their sockets when, to his sheer terror, Lelouch handed the dancer some money.

Rivalz quickly turned away from the sight of his best friend, the most asexual person at school, watching, much less paying, a scantily clad boy dancing on a pole. The blunette shivered slightly from the sheer possibility of that happening. When he turned around once again, he fainted at the sight of his friend smacking the guy's ass.

"Is your friend going to be okay?"

"Eh."

Rivalz shifted uncomfortably as he felt a slight breeze hit his face. 'Lelouch must have turned to A/C on.' He opened his eyes and was met with bright green eyes filled with worry. Rivalz screamed and scrambled to get away, from shock of course, which caused him to end up falling on the ground on his ass.

The blunette looked up as he heard chuckling and was met with the sight of….THE POLE DANCER! "What are you doing in our dorm room?" Rivalz all but screamed. The brunette just chuckled again before he sat down on the couch Rivalz had been situated on earlier. "You're in a backroom of the club. You hit your head kinda hard…"

"He'll be alright. He does this all the time." Lelouch muttered as he sat next to the dancer. He handed the brunette a fancy wine glass looking thing which Rivalz could only assume contained alcohol. It took the sight of Lelouch drinking from a similar glass to shook Rivalz out of his daze.

He jumped up, pointing to the two of them. "Why are we here and why are you drinking! And since when did you become gay!?" Rivalz screamed once more. Lelouch sighed as he rubbed his head. "Just shut up for once Rivalz. What I do in my mean time is none of your business."

"Awww, Lulu-kun. You didn't tell him about us?" The brunette pouted as he rubbed the blackette's closest arm. Rivalz only gaped in shock as his friend turned his head and kissed the dancer on the lips, muttered 'Sorry' as he pulled away.

Lelouch turned to face Rivalz, eyebrow cocked, as his friend let out some kind of distressed noise before dropping to the ground, unconscious, once again.

"He's going to get head trauma if he keeps that up."

"Eh."

Rivalz woke up, once again, to the sight of Lelouch and the brunette practically doing it on the couch in front of him. "Ah! My eyes!" Rivalz exclaimed, shielding his eyes and rolling on the ground, trying to get the image unburned from his corneas.

"Looks like he finally woke up." The brunette chuckled, getting off of Lelouch to kneel in front of the blunette. "Please, please. Wear something else!" Rivalz shouted, turning away from the slightly sexy sight of the brunette. "Would a maid outfit be better?" The brunette asked, placing his finger on his chin and glancing up at Lelouch.

Lelouch chuckled as his friend whimpered at the mental image that statement gave him. "Come 'ere Suzaku." The brunette stood up from his position and sat on one of Lelouch's knees.

Rivalz quickly sat up from his spot on the floor, staring at the two in shock. "Y-You actually know this guy?" He, once again, exclaimed. Suzaku giggled softly as Lelouch chuckled slightly, nodding at his friend. "This is Suzaku. I've known him for a while."

"B-but…where…how….when?!"

"He works at a café in the daytime. I met him there about a year ago. I only just recently, about two or three months ago, found out about his nighttime job." Lelouch smiled slightly, running his hands through Suzaku's light brown hair. "And boy was it a shocker." Suzaku just nodded as he pecked the blackette on the lips.

"So….uh….am I going to be seeing a lot of him?"

"More than you could ever imagine." Lelouch raised an eyebrow as his friend, for the third time, dropped unconscious with some blood dripping down the side of his face.

"You should really stop doing that."

"But it's fun."

Short chapter/prologue is short.

http://gelbooru. ? page=post&s= view&id= 564457. The boy reminded me of Suzaku way too much for me not to write something about it. It was also the inspiration for Suzaku's outfit in this chapter. I was also listening to a few 3OH!3 songs so…yeah. Blame them for the direction this fic went in.

And sorry for any grammar mistakes. I just sorta wrote it.....cleaned it up a bit.....then decided to post it. DON'T HURT ME! D: