Me: Welcome to my torture show.
Ash: Who, What, When, Where.
Me:*sweatdrop* Um...
Misty: Ash calm down, by the way where are we.
Me:*sweatdrop* Um... my torture show.
Misty: Oh.
Drew/Paul: Where the hell are we.
Me: Oh you two are here, where are your girlfriends.
Drew/Paul: WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Me:*sweatdrop* uhh... I didn't say anything.
May/Dawn: Drew/Paul calm down.
Drew: Yes mam.
Paul: Fine.
Me: Okay now I'd like to introduce your co-host Mew-Mew.
A Mew appears.
Mew-Mew: Hi.
Me: Oh and if I get any threats you shall feel the wrath of Mew-Mew.
Mew-Mew: That's right.
Me: Oh I almost forgot I support Pokeshipping, Contestshipping, Ikarishipping, and Oldrivalshipping, wait where are Leaf and Gary.
May:*opens a closet* uhh... I think I found them.
Leaf/Gary:*Making out*
Everyone but Leaf and Gary: GET A ROOM!
Leaf/Gary:*Blushing*
Gary: Let's get on with the show.
Misty: Oh, Logan doesn't own Pokemon.
Me: Thank you Misty.
Kyle: AHHHH! HELP ME!
Cartman: Get back here you f**kin jew.
Me: Sorry for the language.
Kenny: mph-mph mph mph mph.
Me: He said "Logan doesn't own South Park".
Cartman: YEAAAHHH I HAVE ALL THE CHINPOKOMON!
Me: Oh god Cartman found the Pokemon, Mew-Mew your in charge while I chase Cartman.*runs off*
Mew-Mew: Aren't they supposed to be in Studio #7.
Misty: I don't know.
Mew-Mew: Oh well this is it so...
Everyone: REVIEW!
Mew-Mew:If there are no reviews we'll either A) hunt you people down or B)
just do our own dares or maybe both.
