Me: Welcome to my torture show.

Ash: Who, What, When, Where.

Me:*sweatdrop* Um...

Misty: Ash calm down, by the way where are we.

Me:*sweatdrop* Um... my torture show.

Misty: Oh.

Drew/Paul: Where the hell are we.

Me: Oh you two are here, where are your girlfriends.

Drew/Paul: WHAT DID YOU SAY!

Me:*sweatdrop* uhh... I didn't say anything.

May/Dawn: Drew/Paul calm down.

Drew: Yes mam.

Paul: Fine.

Me: Okay now I'd like to introduce your co-host Mew-Mew.

A Mew appears.

Mew-Mew: Hi.

Me: Oh and if I get any threats you shall feel the wrath of Mew-Mew.

Mew-Mew: That's right.

Me: Oh I almost forgot I support Pokeshipping, Contestshipping, Ikarishipping, and Oldrivalshipping, wait where are Leaf and Gary.

May:*opens a closet* uhh... I think I found them.

Leaf/Gary:*Making out*

Everyone but Leaf and Gary: GET A ROOM!

Leaf/Gary:*Blushing*

Gary: Let's get on with the show.

Misty: Oh, Logan doesn't own Pokemon.

Me: Thank you Misty.

Kyle: AHHHH! HELP ME!

Cartman: Get back here you f**kin jew.

Me: Sorry for the language.

Kenny: mph-mph mph mph mph.

Me: He said "Logan doesn't own South Park".

Cartman: YEAAAHHH I HAVE ALL THE CHINPOKOMON!

Me: Oh god Cartman found the Pokemon, Mew-Mew your in charge while I chase Cartman.*runs off*

Mew-Mew: Aren't they supposed to be in Studio #7.

Misty: I don't know.

Mew-Mew: Oh well this is it so...

Everyone: REVIEW!

Mew-Mew:If there are no reviews we'll either A) hunt you people down or B)

just do our own dares or maybe both.