Authors Notes: This story is Pograssi, yes, Pograssi. It contains a lot of shippings, even some I don't like. There's also some homosexual shippings, so if you don't like this, too bad, don't read! Don't flame us, either, you won't get the best message in response. It will end up with the basic shippings that MintlatFenton and I like, which are basically the cliché things… not!
Also to know, the drinking age in this story is fifteen, yep, fifteen! Got a problem?
Disclaimer: We don't own Pokémon or Degrassi
Ash, Misty, May, Drew, Dawn and Paul were sitting basically content, in a booth in a café. Misty and Ash were sittitng across from each other, palying a childish, yet somehow still gripping game of footsie. May and Drew were sitting opposite of each other as well, giving each other abnormal smiles. On the same side of Ash and Drew were Dawn and Paul, Danw holding Paul's hand, but Paul not doing anything in response to the touch. Dawn was smiling happily, whilst Paul was sneaking glances at the redhead every so often. Dawn seemed to notice, and not reacting the best inwardly, but her smile fading on the outside. Quickly, she covered it up with a smile, plastered falsely on her face
"Why is he looking at her? I'm so much better, and I'm his girlfriend! This is so random, why? Why is he looking \at her? Maybe I'm taking this a bit too far…. No, I'm definitely not! This is a serious matter in the dating world!" Dawn roughly elbowed Paul's shoulder. He shifted his view to the table fully.
"What's her problem?I was just looking around. Oaky, I wasn't exactly looking out the windowl I was lookgin out the window, but she's actually not all that bad looking... no, I won't get these thoughts into my mind when I'm… dating …Dawn…"
"What's your chizz, Dawn?" Paul says irritably. "I was just looking out of the window is that a problem?' He lies easily, coverig it up with his personality. Dawn just folded her arms, let out a 'humph', and looked away. Msity stole a glance over at them,\.
" tension, typical. Ash and I have had our fights…him getting us lost, where to eat, if I should get rid of my hammer a lot WHICH I WON'T, and other stupid,pointless, anyyoign, fun thing like the former! They';ll be fien, btu I'm a bit confised as to why Paul was looking at me so incredously…" Misty thought.
May looked down at the table formt he awkward smile that he and her shared, thinking for a second. When she looked back up, Drew was sipping his latte, while staring out the window. This make Drew seem deep. She couldn't resist snapping a picture of him! She giggled and ptu her iPhoen abck in her pocket. AS she was doing so, she sniffed a delicious aroma, only to find out that it was coming from the fresh, crisp cookies that she and Drew shared. Her eyes uneasily wandered between Drew and cookies before he started reaching for the last one. May was really hungry, since it was the afternoon and she hadn't really had soemthign since. Just the last of the jam on a half-eaten hawaiin roll. She was in just the mood for cookies because of that! She wanted to share the cookie for Drew, btu she wanted the whole thing. However,s he didn't want to order more even though she'd make Drew pay fro it anyway, but she'd get the cookie, no matter what. SO, she started to reach for it too! Drew spotted May and looked at her for a second.
"I want the last one, Drewsies."
"Ah, so I've noticed. I want it more."
"It's proper manners to let the girls have it, and I know you are a kind gentleman. So you should really let em have the cookie."
"I don't care about manners or being a gentleman when it comes down to delectable pastries. I WANT THE FREAKIN' COOKIE!"
"NUUUUU! IT'S MINE!"
May and Drew desperately seized the cookie and fiercely pullign it between the two. Who was going to win? Suddenly, the cookie started to fracture.
"Oh."
"Crap."
"Not."
"Good."
The cookie finally broke, flying up in the air and landing roughly on the floor. The two Hoenn coordinators shared horrified expressions as the image of the cookie splitting and landing on the floor played through their minds.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They wailed melodramatically.
Suddenly, a mouse ran by and devoured the cookie, shoving some pieces into his mouth contentedly. Dawn started SHAO (Screeching Her Ass Off) until Paul pimp slapped and kicked it away. Dawn was so stupid, she didn't feel it. The mouse turned out to be Pikachu when it was kicked from under the table. He looked very undernourished and abused. Ash gave Paul the 'You Make Me Sick' look, sake look that everyone but Paul was giving Ash. Paul gave him the 'eff uuuuuu!' look back. Misty threw a ketchup packet in Pikachu's direction, and Pikachu weakly scampered to it. Ash shook his head and returned to his footsie game with Misty. The two kept at it until Misty kicked Ash hard enough that his toe swelled immediately.
"HOLY BALLS THAT HURT! OWWWWWWWWWW!" Ash screamed. Not a millisecond later, he decided to get revenge by mashing his good foot into Misty's ankle.
"Why you little…!" Misty said before smacking Ash.
"OW! WTF was that fro?" Ash said, rubbing the side of his head where a large bump had appeared.
"Intentionally hurting me!" Misty yelled back. The two kept at it while everyone rolled their eyes.
"…and I thought we were bad!" May says with a shrug.
"Yeah…these two are violent!" Drew agreed.
"Well we were violent over the cookie." May added.
"Then a rat came and picked it up!" Dawn shrieked a bit after remembering it.
"I kicked away for you!" Paul said annoyed.
"Yeah, it happened to be Pikachu!" Ash yelled
"Then you kicked me!" Misty yelled
"Then you slapped me!" Ash yelled back.
They started bickering over all that same stupid stuff. May and Drew rolled their eyes. Dawn was pushing Paul to buy her another frappaccino and Paul eventually gave in. Paul came back 10 minutes later.
"Why'd you take so long Paulie? And why do you have a blueberry muffin? I thought you HATED blueberry muffins!" Dawn exclaimed.
"Do you really know that much about me?
"Y-You posted it on your Pokébook page!" Dawn hesitated
"I don't have a Pokébook page!" Paul said.
"Well….Ash told me…..!" Dawn finally said.
"Hey, don't drag me into this!" Ash wailed while receiving a whack in the head from Misty. The whole thing had gotten into a meaningless scuffle that they'd laugh at when they're senior citizens.
"Lovers quarrel…glad we aren't this way May…May?"
"Over here using your wallet to buy more cookies!"
"What? NO! STOP USING MY MONEY SO FREELY!" Misty laughs but her voice trails off as she reads a text that was just sent to her. She excused herself, "Um, excuse me for a second.", and ran outside. Paul just stands there still holding the muffin. He looks down at the muffin in his hand, then double-takes, and runs after her. Dawn starts steaming, and runs to follow them.
"How is this happening? Grrrr… something odd is about to happen and I freakin' know it…"
Misty sat outside on the swinging bench connected to the porch awning. It as getting a bit dark outside; they'd spent a while just sipping coffee and lattes, eating donuts and whatnot. Light peeked through the transparent window, giving a perfect view outside, enabling you to see the road and other shops around the small Café called 'May's'.
"Oh, how that tickled May when she found out the Café name. She died to go in there. Oh… Died… yeah, um…"
Paul looked at Misty through the window before frowning, and walking to the door. He puit his hand on the handle, opening it so that light could peek through. Misty didn't seem to notice when the door pushed open enough with a creek. Paul shook his head and crept out silently. He plopped on the swing next to the sobbing Misty, who still didn't seem to notice e. She was too busy sobbing into her hands, and Paul didn't know what to do.
"Crap… crying women…darn…"
Paul rose up his hand and placed it awkwardly on Misty's back. Misty looked up at him, her eyes red. He gave her the muffin, more like threw it in her lap.
"Uh, what's wrong?" Paul asks, looking at Misty.
"Oaky, this is the girl I like… I have to try do… do something…"
Paul stretched his mouth into a creepy smile, really awkward looking. (Like Hinamori Amu's attempt to smile) Misty smiled and laughed slightly at him, picking up the abused muffin from her hand. She takes a small bite out of it, and looks into her lap.
"Uh… M-M-M-My corsola died…" Misty admitted, poking her finger in her eyes to prevent herself from crying even more than she already is.
"I understand…uh… When I was little I had a Starly that died when he fell from the sky after running into a tree. Um… Corsola's in a better place now." Paul said awkwardly; he was never good at sympathy stuff.
"T-T-T-Thanks for the muffin and the support…" Dawn sees all of this and runs over to the booth they were sitting in where Ash had fallen asleep on the table. He was drooling all over the thing. Yuck. She jostled him awake, or at least tried.
"Huh? Mommy I want 10 more minutes…nu…nu wake up…HUH? Oh hi Dawn…what? Look out the window? Wh-OMG! WHAT? OH NO HE DIDN'T!" Ash looked out of the window to see what Dawn had left except Misty has her head on Paul's shoulder. Dawn saw this half smiled and turned Ash's head around when Misty turned around to hear what had just happened. She gasped at what she saw, Dawn was kissing Ash. She just sat there with her mouth open then Paul turned around too. He had the same expression as Misty. Misty started crying again and then Ash opened up his eyes to see Dawn kissing him, Paul gaping, and the thing he almost cried at himself, Misty crying. He pulled his face away from Dawn's as fast as he could and ran after Misty who was running into the bathroom of the café. He grabbed her by the shirt and tried to talk but she went bezerk.
"GET AWAY FROM ME ASH KETCHUM OR SHOULD I SAY MR. PLAYER BOY! I SAW YOU KISSING HER!" Misty started crying harder.
"Wh-I-Uh-She kissed me! If I'm Mr. Player Boy then why was your head on Paul's shoulder Miss Player Girl!"
"SH-SH-SHUDDUP! JUST SHUDDUP! MY CORSOLA DIED AND YOU COULDN'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT IT! HE WAS JUST MAKING ME FEEL BETTER!"
"OH WELL I DIDN'T KNOW! I'M VERY SORRY FOR YOU!"
"YOU DON'T MEAN IT AT ALL! WE'RE DONE ASH KETCHUM!" Misty stomps away out of the café leaving Ash just sitting there like an idiot in the girl's bathroom with his finger up like he was about to point out something. May walks out of a stall and starts washing her hands. She looks over at Ash and smirks.
"Ooooh burned!"
"YOU REALLY AREN'T HELPING! JUST BEING A JERK!" Ash stomps out screams. Harley comes out of the bathroom stalls wearing booty shorts and a tube top. And he actually has BEWBZ.
"Don't be a betccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Harley says, pulling a bejeweled purse out of nowhere. IT smacks Ash upside the hair with it's man purse and prances out of the bathroom in it's eight-inch heels.
"I DON'T FRICKIGN NEED THIS!" Ash screams, running out of the bathroom.
"Someone needs to take a chill pill…" Says May under her breath. May walks out and Drew asks her what happened.
"LUDWj09m32ud09,[0(%*&^())mcksAFNMC…" May muttered. Drew blinks and shakes his head. Dawn is over at the booth muttering things under her breath that will not be said when Paul walks over to her and smacks his hands down on the table.
"What the hell were you thinking? What the hell were you doing?"
"What do you mean bunny be-"
"Don't start that crap with me. I know what you were doing and I don't want to deal with it anymore. We're done. You are really a sorry jerk, Dawn, doing that to Misty! She didn't do anything!"
"But Paulie! Whaddaya mean by done?"
"I mean done as in no more. We were done a LONG time ago."
"But-I-him-Ash-kiss-you-I-mean-"
"JUST shut up, Dawn!" Paul said, walking outside.
Misty sat around the back of the café, outside, where it looked over a forest. She shook her head. It's just that too many things were happening today. Her whole life was just spinning out of proportion! Paul walked up to her, and put his hand on her shoulder.
"Uh…Y-You okay?" He asked.
"I can't believe I'm actually stuttering and pausing around a girl that I've known fro a while. You're never supposed to fall in love with you friends! It just deosn't make sense! But… I can't do anything to… to control myself now, I mean…"
"Yeah…*hic*….I just…*hic*..Broke up with..*hic* Ash…" Misty started crying even harder.
"It's ok; he did something like that to you so it's understandable." Paul said, lying down as well.
"This should make all the hurt go away and make you feel 100% better..." Paul started reaching over toward Misty. She felt like her whole body was jell-o like when she started dating Ash. No. She wasn't going to think about that jerk, not ever again. She felt free and started reaching toward Paul. She felt their lips touch and the hairs on the back of her neck stood straight up. She was electrified! After a couple minutes they pulled apart with a smack. They both felt satisfied.
"Whoa...you were right Paul; I feel tons better!"
"I knew you would."
The end of part one of Season one! To be continued in part two!