Authors note

Disclaimer: I do not own school rumble or any of its characters.

So since I'm going to be the author of this story why not help narrate it? I'm going to be putting break times or be putting little comments in the middle of storys. I saw my brother Tuhawesomeclank doing the same thing and I thought It would be fun. This original idea was from Shuji Nonohana.

Tenkura: Since I'm going to do the tag- team narration, my partner will be Sfant Razbonic my first character I made on fictionpress.

Sfant: Its good to be here.

Tenkura: So this is going to be my first fanfic, hope it gets good reviews. You might notice some grammar and spelling errors and I'll apologize in advance if you see any and this is a little shout out to my little brother Tenshi, thanks for helping me write since its my first time, and we are going to do some collaboration on some chapters too. Even this one.

Sfant: So when are you going to work on my story?

Tenkura: I'm going to procrastinate on your story for a bit.

Sfant: ...

Tenkura: Lets get started! I am going to hit a lot of writers blocks.

It is currently its October 3, 2004 for our protagonist. He is hooded with a unziped blue jacket that covers his face, you can only see his mouth and nose, he wears a black T-shirt thats tucked into his belted jeans. He carrys throwing knifes in two of his pouches on the left and the right of his waist and carrys his longbow and and his arrow holster on his back. His bow is a recurve bow with wooden arrows with sharp wooden tips and different colored fletchings (Look it up.) and he has two sheathed daggers on his back above his waist. Both of the daggers are 27" Twin Dragon Runic Japanese Tanto Daggers that shares one sheath. The protagonist is taking a walk with his dog in the streets of England. The dog was a black, tan colored German Shepered and was tall as the protagonists waist. The dog doesn't need a leash since it's well trained to follow, obey, and kill.

The protagonist sees a bird flying toward him holding a paper. The protagonist holds out his hands towards his chest where the bird drops the letter and the bird rests on his left shoulder.

"Another day, another target." He sighed and rolled open the letter he was given. "Kutori Yamasachi, for killing a member of the brotherhood, you are now considered a traitor and an enemy to the brotherhood. Leave at once or your fellow brothers will bring me your head." The letter said. What! Me! A traitor! Who the hell framed me? The hooded man angrily thought. He ripped the paper in tiny pieces and throws it in the wind. Then suddently he hears a swip sound came across his right ear.

No. He thought. He looks up at all of the roofs of the buildings and sees all of his own brotherhood. "Come on boy we have to book it!" He told his dog. They both started to run for the docks. Once they ran to the end of the road that leaded to the docks, three hooded people were pointing their arrows at him, ready to shoot. So our protagonist and his dog stopped. Then the four people that were chasing him catched up with him. "Why did you do it Kutori! WHY!" One of the four hooded people exclaimed. "It wasn't me, brothers! Someone framed me!" Kutori protested. "The arrow that shot our own teammate was your arrow. So it was you!" The leader of the group explained. "Please, I don't want to fight you." Kutori pleaded.

"I'm sorry, we are ordered to do this by the master himself. FIRE!" The three people that were behind him shot their arrows, but Kutori ducked before they hit him. The arrows killed the two people that were in front of him. The dog pounced on one of the three shooters, killing him, and Kutori took one throwing knife from each pouch and threw it at two of the assassins' chest at the same time. "Lets go boy!" Kutori called to his dog and ran for the docks, while the remaining group chased after him. Kutori heard multiple arrows that passed him and his dog, but they didn't get him. They really need to practice. He thought. He and his dog jumped on a sailboat. Kutori lifted the sails and started to move forward. Kutori standed parallel from the three targets, he took his bow off his back with his left hand, and took a arrow from his holster with his right hand. He pre-drawed his bow then drawed the bow with the index finger on the top of the back of the arrow and the middle and ring finger on the bottom while the thumb is holding down the pinkie. He anchored the arrow on the corner of his smile and aimed, breathed out, and released. The arrow hit the chest of one of the chasers and he fell to the floor. Kutori shot one more arrows and killed the remaining assassin.

He looked at the people that were crowding around the bodies and then he turned around to hold the pole that held the sail. He looked down at his dog who was resting. "Don't worry, Loyal. We'll be at a safer place." He said to the dog. He looked forward to the ocean and watched the waves move as he sailed away from England's docks.

I am Kutori Yamasachi. My dog, Loyal and I will never back down!

Chapter 1: Lost, Sick, don't know what to do, and still lost!

Its been five days until Kutori and Loyal reached shore and it was raining. Kutori zipped up his jacket. Is this Japan? He thought as he and Loyal stepped out of the sailboat. While he and Loyal walk across the street he passes by a hooded man with a white jacket. Wait...Could he be...Nah. He shrugged the feeling off and kept walking. Man my jacket is getting soaked and its freaking cold. I might catch a cold or die from hypothermia. Kutori finds a bus stop with a roof on it. Kutori takes a seat on the bench and Loyal lies down under the seat under Kutori. Him and his dog were shivering.

Kutori unzips and takes off his jacket. Kutori was skinny and muscular that the shirt looks a little tight on him. He had 'cold as ice' blue eyes and his bangs on his hair was able to cover them but he likes covering his right eye so it shows only his left eye. Kutori hangs his jacket from the bench.

Kutori takes a throwing knife from his pouch and starts spinning it. Well where am I supposed to go? I have no yen whatsoever and I know don't know anybody in japan so I don't have any shelter. I am officially lost. Kutori threw the knife in the air, catched it between his index and middle finger then started flipping it between his fingers. Maybe I can pickpocket someone, nah that wouldn't work I'm not risking being wanted again... "Hmmm..." Kutori kept thinking. "What to do...what to do..." He kept spinning his knife with no difficulty of letting it fall or cutting himself. Kutori finnaly gets bored with the knife and puts it back in his pouch and leans back on the bench.

Well...now what? I guess I'll just to go to sleep. Kutori closed his eyes and listened to the sounds of the rain and his snoring dog until he drifted to sleep.

Break time

Tenkura: So what do you think so far?

Sfant: Well the main character is pretty interesting but, he's in quite a predicament right now. When is he going to find real shelter and actually meet one of the characters of the story?

Tenkura: Uh... Improvisation?

Sfant: You sound just like your brother.

Tenkura: Everyone says that.

Tenshi: Improvisation is key!

Tenkura: Get back to your own story!

Back to the story

Kutori wakes up to a sunny day. Thank god its not raining anymore, I thought I was going to get- Cough Cough ...Sick... Loyal wakes up and crawls out of under the bench and sits in front of Kutori happily barking. "Well at least your okay" Kutori said to his dog smiling and starts petting him. Cough cough cough. Once he started coughing he took his hand off his companion and starts covering his mouth. Loyal whimpered and put both of his front paws on the bench and starts looking at Kutori with a 'Are you okay?' face. "Heh don't worry boy I'll be fine." He started petting his companion again. After petting Loyal, Kutori stood up from the bench, took his dryed off jacket and puts it on, zips it up and lifted his hood up. Loyal shook his body shaking off all the water from yesterday and started following his master.

While walking the streets of Japan, Kutori's stomach grumbled and gave out a stabbing pain. He winced at the pain "My day just keeps getting better and better huh? Achoo! *Sniiiiiff*" Kutori looks down at his companion "And I'm sure I'm not the only one who's hungry." Loyal gave him a happy bark. Kutori smiled at the sight of his energetic dog and continued walking. Kutori sees an open wooden gate that leads to a two story house. Suddently Kutori felt exhasted and dizzy.

Oh boy. This isn't looking good. I'm hungry, thirsty, sick Achoo Achoo! Cough achoo! now I'm exhausted. At this rate I'm going to-..going to... Before Kutori finished his thought he passes out on the street in front of the two story house. Loyal started to whimper and lick his masters face to wake him up. Kutori could hear Loyals whining and girl voices and then everything went blank.

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Kutori wakes up on a bed and feels slober on his left cheek. Only he would know who would do that to him. Kutori sat up and looks to his left to find loyal sitting next to the bed that was on the floor. "Loyal!" The dog pounced on his master and started licking him like he was his water bowl. "Hahaha. Okay boy stop, thats enough." Loyal got off Kutori and Kutori sat up on his bed wiping his face on the sheets. When he finished wiping off the slober all over his face he finds sees a girl with dark blue hair and red eyes carrying a tray with soup and a glass of water in front of him.

Whos is this girl? And where am I? Kutori thought. He looked at his dog that was sitting next to the bed he was on and it showed no signs of anger toward her. Loyal stood up and started to walk toward the girl wagging his tail and barking happily. Kutori smiled at the dog. "Get out of her way boy, shes carrying something and I don't think you want it to spill all over you." Kutori called. Loyal sat back down beside Kutori as the girl lay down the tray of food on the left of him and she sat down. "Who are you?" He asked "And where am I?" "I am Yakumo Tsukamoto and this is my house." Yakumo replied. Cough Cough Kutori covered his mouth with his hands. "Here. You have to eat." She took the spoon, put it in the soup, and put the tip of the spoon in Kutoris lip. Kutori blushed a little but sipped the soup that was on the spoon. "How did I end up here?" Kutori asked. "You passed out in front of the house and we had to carry you in the house." She fed him soup again. "We?" he asked. "Me and my sister. You were pretty heavy." Yakumo fed him again I'm not fat... I guess both of them just have no strength. Kutori thought.

"Hey sis! You ready for school yet?" Kutori hears a girls voice. She opens the door to the room and sees Kutori and Yakumo with the spoon still in Kutoris lips. "He finnaly woke up. So who might you be?" He sees a girl with small pig tails on the side of her dark blue hair. Oh I totally forgot about introducing myself. Heh what kind of gentleman am I? Yakumo pulled the spoon out of Kutoris lips so he can speak. "I am Kutori Yamasachi and this-" Kutori pets his dog sitting next to him "Is my little K-nine Loyal." Loyal gave the pig-tailed girl a happy bark and started wagging its tail, even though that dog is always wagging its tail. "Well I am Tenma Tsukamoto the big sister of Yakumo." What! Big sister! She looks like shes in middle school! Kutori thought. "Well you both can go to school now. I can take care of myself from here now, then take my leave. It was nice meeting both of you." Kutori said. Yakumo stood up and walked out the dog. "I fed Loyal if your wondering." She said looking back. "Bye Kutori!" "Hey!" Kutori called. Tenma re-opened the door and Yakumo looked back "Thanks for helping me. Both of you." Kutori said smiling and Loyal happily barked. "Your welcome Kutori, you too Loyal." Tenma said smiling, Yakumo said nothing. "Bye you two!" Tenma closed the door leaving Kutori and Loyal alone in the room. Strange I wasn't able to read his heart Yakumo thought as she walked through the house door.

Okay so I got my jacket, bow, arrows, throwing knifes, daggers...I'm good to go. Kutori kneels down to Loyal "How about you Loyal? You ready to head out again?" Loyal wags his tail and gives Kutori one happy bark. "Haha I'll take that as a yes." Kutori said smiling. He stood up, lifted his hood up, opened the door and walked out of the house.

The streets of Japan

Kutori and Loyal walked down the sidewalk for a couple of minutes then a white hooded man dashed right pass them. Kutori saw the pink lunchbox swinging in his hand as he ran. Wonder whos lunchbox that is. Kunin thought as he and Loyal started walking again. Hell I don't even know where I'm going. Kutori and Loyal kept walking up the road. As Kutori walk up the road, he notices girls and boys with school uniforms walking past him. Wait...Am I going to-? Before he can finish that sentence the road finishes and leads to a four story school and the entrence filling with high school students. "Where are we going? Achoo!" Kutori asked Loyal even though he expect no answer but a bark. "Well lets go back I bet they don't let animals in anyway" He said to Loyal and they started walking back down the road. That must be the school Tenma and Yakumo go to. Kutori thought I should go back to school, I'll just take a look at the school and decide if I'm going or not. Once they reach the end of the road Kutori took out his throwing knife and started flipping it between his fingers and throwing it in the air without cutting himself or letting it fall. "You want to go to the park boy?" Loyal replied with a happy bark.

The park

"Hey-ho Loyal," Kutori laughed as the energetic dog ran circles around his master happily barking. "Catch boy!" Kutori threw the knife that he was spinning on his fingers in the air. Loyal ran towards the knife and catches it while its in the air (The knife was sideways when it catched it) while its in the air and he ran toward his master with the knife in his mouth. When Loyal got to Kutori he reached his hand under Loyals mouth and the dog droped the knife in his hand. "Good boy! You have no fear! Whos my little assassin?" Kutori put his knife back in his pouch and kneeled down to pet Loyal. Kutori lies down under a tree and Loyal starts running around. "Crazy dog." Kutori chuckled. Now what? Kutori took one of his knifes out of his pouch and started flipping it between his fingers again. Maybe I'll just go see whats going on at the school. Loyal can take care of himself. "Hey Loyal come here boy!" Loyal obeyed his masters call. "I'm going to go see whats at school okay? I want you to stay here and wait for me until I get back." Loyal whimpers and starts giving him a 'Please don't go' look. "Aww come on you know I'll be okay and I'll be back." Kutori started petting Loyal and Loyal barked "Just lie down here, I should be back tonight. At the mean time you have all of this space here to run around as long as you want. I'll be back before you know it." Loyal lied down under the tree and Kutori petted him once more and started walking on the road that leads to the high school.

Yagami Highschool

Hmm... Lets take a climb on the walls by the windows and take a look at one of the classes. Kutori looked left to right to see if anybody wasn't there and he started scaling walls until he was on the one of the ledges that have windows. Kutori was hugging the walls at the sides of the windows and takes a peek on whats happening in class. The moment he took a peek he sees someone pull down a white hooded mans hood down. Everybody was staring at them. A moment later the unhooded man turned to look at the man who pulled down his hood. Whoa! He looks pissed! Kutori widened his eyes Wait... Its...Its... Before he could finish that thought, the man pulled his hood back up and turned away from the fool who pulled down his hood. He turned into stone and for some reason some other student with glasses turns into stone too. Kutori pulled his head away from the window and tried to remember what the man looked like when he turned around So he has white hair and red eyes, and I noticed a scar too, Kutori kept thinking, I got nothing, I guess I better get to know him myself when the time comes. But for the time being lets just keep looking at the class. Kutori peeked through the window again and the bell rings. He sees a student walk into the classroom and writes his name on the chalkboard Must be a new student Kutori thought. The student turned around to greet himself.

No way!

End of chapter

Tenkura: FINALLY!

Sfant: You ran head first into a lot of writers blocks. Your brother is working on chapter 4 already! You have to catch up.

Tenkura: I'll think what I'm going to write before I type it this time. After posting this, it should take me at least 2 days to finish 1 chapter. Same thing goes for Tenshi. We'll be doing a lot of collaboration, so make sure to read his part of the story called "If there was an assassin"

Sfant: Lets see what your going to do on the second chapter.

Tenkura: Oh god I'm gonna take a break.

Sfant: You took a lot of breaks for the past 3 days!