Ed Edd n Eddy in Teletubby Land (Updated)
By Matfix
Summary: Another Scam goes wrong landing the Eds and the kids in Teletubby Land how will they survive?
Disclaimer: I don't own Ed Edd n Eddy, Teletubbies, or The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Arc 1 Adventure in Teletubby land arc
Chapter 1 Dimensional Portal Scam Gone Wrong
It was another day in the cub-da-sac as the Eds are working on yet another one of Eddy's scams known as Ed's Dimensional Portal.
"Oh man we are going to be rich boys, kids are gonna pay big bucks to travel to other dimensions thanks to this dimension portal." said Eddy
"Boy Eddy out of all the schemes you've come up with this is one of your most scientific one of all, now we got to make sure it works." said Double Dee
"Oh oh can we go to the dimension of mutated zombies and Cyclopeses?" asked Ed dumbly
"Maybe that is if this actually works." said Double Dee
Suddenly the kids showed up.
"What are you dorks up to this time?" asked Kevin
"Hey there kids and welcome to Ed's Dimensional Portal." announced Eddy
"A dimensional portal whoa too cool." said Jonny
"A dimensional Portal you mean we could travel like to other dimensions?" asked Nazz
"That's correct Nazz with this portal we've made dimensional travel possible as I will demonstraight." said Double Dee
Double Dee turns on the portal and it created a spiraling vortex within the rings.
"Whoa." said Jonny
"Neato." said Sarah
"Holy macrolls it's looks really futuristic." said Jimmy
"Hm hmm yes Rolf is impress by this fancy thingamajigy that can travel to other dimensions." said Rolf
"That's right for only 25 cents you can all have the adventure of a life time." said Eddy
"Sounds cool I'm in." said Nazz as she puts a quarter in the jar
"Me too." said Sarah as she puts a quarter in the jar
"This better not bite dork." said Kevin as he puts a quarter in the jar
"Let's take the adventure of a lifetime." said Jimmy as he puts a quarter in the jar
"Yes entertain Rolf as he is curious about what lies beyond our universe." said Rolf as he puts a quarter in the jar
"We are going on a dimensional trip buddy woah ho." said Jonny as he puts a quarter in the jar
"Aright time to travel to another dimension kids Double Dee set our coordinates." said Eddy
"Roger that Eddy." said Double Dee as he was about to type in the coordinates but then Ed interfere
"Oh oh I know where to go." said Ed as he began pushing random buttons
"Ed wait you don't know where you're taking us." said Double Dee
"Sure I do." said Ed
As Ed was pushing buttons the portal began to spark.
"Uh oh." said Ed
"Ed you idiot you overload it." said Eddy
"Oh my." said Double Dee
The portal activated and sucked the Eds and the kids in.
"Ed!" yelled Eddy and Double Dee as they were suck into the portal
"Uh oh Ahhhhhh!" screamed Ed as he was suck into the portal
"AHHHHHHHH!" screamed the kids as they too were suck into the portal.
The portal then closed and was destroyed because of the gravitation force.
Meanwhile inside the dimensional pathway.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed everyone as they were still being sucked in by the strong gravitation force.
"Where are we gonna end up at?" asked Nazz
"I don't know Ed was just pushing random buttons, we could be going to any random dimension." said Double Dee
"I just hope where ever we end up is someplace not to dangerous." said Kevin
"Look I see the exit." said Jonny who was pointing to an image of a grassy field
"Looks like that's our stop hold on kids its gonna be a rough landing." said Eddy
"No kidding fathead." said Sarah
The Kids and the Eds went through and landed in a grassy field.
"Ahhhh ouff." said Eddy as he landed on his face in the grass
"Ahhhhhh!" screamed everyone else
They all landed on top of Eddy.
"Ouch that hurts." said Nazz as she was getting up
"Ok dorks where the heck are we?" asked Kevin angrily
"How should I know ask Mr. Stupid Stine the idiot who randomly pushed the buttons and got us in this mess." said Eddy pointing Ed
Ed was busy staring at the sky.
"What are you looking at Ed?" asked Sarah angrily
"Look that sun looks like a baby's face aww the little dicking." said Ed
"Wait did you say a sun with a baby's face?" asked Kevin
Kevin quickly turns and looks up at the sun shielding his eyes as he looks.
"A sun with a baby's face on it, now why does that sound so familiar?" questioned Double Dee
Eddy jointed a he realized where they were at unfortunately so does Kevin.
"A sun with a baby's face on it oh no." said Eddy
"Oh no is right dork cause I've just figured out where we are." said Kevin
"So where are we exactly Kev?" asked Nazz
"The one place I never thought existed in real life, I thought it was only in a stupid baby show, but I was wrong." said Kevin
"So where are we Kevin?" asked Jimmy
"Yeah get on with it." said Sarah
"We are in Teletubby Land!" yelled Kevin
"WHAT! Are you frickin kidding me NOOOOOOO!" screamed Eddy
"Wait Teletubby Land isn't that where that, show Teletubbies took place in?" asked Nazz
"Yeah it is I thought I've seen the last of this place when that crappy show finally ended after 365 episodes but man I was wrong." said Kevin
"No kidding my parents used to make me watch this garbage everyday. It was horrible I couldn't stand those stupid teletubbies, all they do is just play around and do stupid stuff, and they speak gibberish you couldn't understand a word they were saying half the time." said Eddy
"Not only that but this one character in the show was carrying a girl's purse around and it was a boy teletubby." said Kevin
"You mean that purple one with the triangle on his head?" asked Eddy
"Yeah I forgot his name but man that was sick, it was like he was teaching kids to be gay." said Kevin
"Are you guys talking about Tinky Winky, they've concluded that he wasn't gay or straight, he was just a character in the show with a magic bag." said Nazz
"It looked like a girl's purse to me I just hope we don't run into him or his other retarded friends." said Eddy
Suddenly a microphone came out of the ground.
"Oh no." said Kevin and Eddy
"Time for Teletubbies. Time for Teletubbies. Time for Teletubbies." said the voice in the microphone.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Eddy and Kevin
End of Chapter
Author's Note: I want you all know that I used to watch this show and it wasn't really that bad and I never thought Tinky Winky was gay I've heard about the controversy though. By the way this story is going to be divided into two arcs this is the beginning of the first arc.
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