This is Rockstar of Thundaclan! I am making a dare show! But this one… is run by… kits!
?: Hello and welcome to…
3 random kits: THE KIT'S WARRIORS TWUF OR DARE SHOW!
?(A reddish brown tom with big brown eyes): I'm Appwelkit!
?(A white she-kit with light-gray stripes and small icey-blue eyes): I'm Icekit!
?(A dark brown tabby tom): I'm Owalkit!
All 3: And we're your three hosts!
Applekit: Submit dares!
Owlkit: But, this is K+, so we'll let Wockstar lay down some wules.
Rockstar:
Rule 1: No "mate with" or "have kits with" dares.
Rule 2: Not too violent, I will still do your dares, but depending on how violent, I might have to [censor] it.
Rule 3: I am not excepting cats right now, but I might.
Applekit: So submit dares now! Or I shall come get you. (Laughs evily)
Icekit: And you do not want that to happen. He's my brother, I know…
Owlkit: See you next time, on-
All 3: THE KIT'S WARRIOR TWUF OR DARE SHOW!
So as Applekit and Owlkit and Icekit said, submit dares!
And if you don't like the baby talk, I'll get rid of it.