The Chronicles of Vincent Missiles

This is the story of what really occurred in the game Final Fantasy VII Dirge Of Cerberus that they didn't show us. Featuring Vincent Valentine as our main hero.

Beware of Yuffie bashing

Disclaimer: Square Enix owns Vincent and all FFVII characters. And sadly I don't.

This may be a little stupid cause its kind of an inside joke with my stepsister but bear with me. It gets funny. And it's my first story ever so be nice plzzzz

The Introduction Of Missiles (Mee-sigh-less)

One day Vincent Valentine was on a mission with the ninja girl Yuffie Kisaragi. They were in a battlefield and had to take down 4 helicopters.

BANG comes a shot from Vincent's sniper gun.

Yuffie throws her Ninja star and it intersects with Vincent's bullet.

"Damn it Yuffie!" Curses Vincent.

"SORRY!" Screams Yuffie so she could be heard over the noises of the copters.

"VINCENT, LOOK OUT FOR THOSE MISSILES." Screams Yuffie

Vincent dodge rolls out of the way and quickly destroys the remaining helicopters and lands swiftly doing a couple of slick spins in the air.

"NICE ONE VINCENT" yells Yuffie as she skips over to him to congratulate him on a battle well done.

"Man those were some huge missiles don't you think Vincent?"

Vincent's eye twitches.

"Yuffie…You said it wrong. It's missiles (mee-sigh-less) not missiles (miss-ells)"

"No Vincent…it's missiles. How can you mix that up with "meesighless"? It's not even one of those words that have separate pronunciations like crevasse or tomato."

Vincent twitches again and reaches for his gun but quickly regains control of him-self. For you see it is Vincent's greatest pet peeve when people say missiles instead of "meesighless".

"IT"S MEESIGHLESS YUFFIE!" Screams an enraged Vincent. "And it's crevaché not crevasse."

"Creavaché?"

"YHA crevaché you know like my favorite designer Versace." Vincent rolls his eyes. "Oh that reminds me I should go shopping later… "

"So let me get this straight…. meesighless are missiles…. crevaché is crevasse and what about tomato then?" Yuffie raises one eyebrow as to say, your crazier than I thought.

"Tomahtoé (tom-ah-tow-ee)". States Vincent as if Yuffie was the crazy one.

Yuffie smacks her forehead with her hand. "Okay Vincent Valentine what has come over you! Are you sick or are you just having an off day."

"IM FINE YUFFIE! Gosh! Did you ever think you could be wrong for once!"

"UGHHH you're so frustrating. I know I can be wrong but I'm not this time so would you just listen to me!?"

Vincent stuck his tongue out at Yuffie

"Oh so that's how you want to play huh Mr. Valentine?" Yuffie raises an eyebrow.

"Yha it is!" Vincent says smugly. "In fact. I'm so sure that your wrong and that it is pronounced meesighless that I, Vincent Valentine hear by change my last name to "MEESIGHLESS"!!"

"Oh boy…"Yuffie rolls her eyes.

"THAT'S RIGHT! HEY WORLD MY LAST NAME IS NOW MISSILES!"

"Your hopeless Vincent…"Says a defeated Yuffie.

"No your hopeless! Hopeless to be forgotten in a large Crevaché while constantly being fired at by meesighless! And your only food source will me Tomahtoés!!!!"

"Oh and I suppose that some famous fashion designer is gonna come and kill me too". Yuffie raises an eyebrow yet again.

Vincent Gasps. Versace is not SOME random fashion line!!!! It is THE BEST ever! How dare you insult my fashion!

Whatever Mr. missiles….

"MEESIGHLESS"!!! Screams Vincent as he pulls his gun and begins chasing Yuffie down into a large crevaché.