A/N: Woohoo, I finally completed my first fanfic! This is a just a humble attempt at trying to gauge the thoughts of Kurt as he watches certain people perform in the glee club, as he has THE BEST reactions to every song. Next I will tackle April Rhodes in "Maybe this time". Please review, I would love to get some feedback on how I can improve or how you found my take on Kurt.
"You need to call me before you dress yourself", I say, my eyes running down Mercedes' hideous outfit.
Maybe it's a little bit early on this friendship to be so pushy, but seriously, what is this girl wearing? I have known Mercedes Jones for a few weeks now and although she doesn't quite have my refined eye for clothing, she usually manages to put together a fairly satisfactory ensemble. I think she tries to emulate "Loud Sassy Diva" and I usually have no objection to this. However sometimes in fashion lines have to be drawn and I draw the line at animal prints. Especially when they are multi-coloured.
"You're a hater, that's what you are", states Mercedes, holding her ground against the huge bitchy fashion force that is Kurt Hummel.
"Why yes Mercedes, yes I am".
Suddenly in bursts Mr. Shue holding a small pile of white sheets. I drop the conversation and turn my head, now glad I don't have to worry about convincing this deluded girl that she has made a huge fashion faux pa.
"How about a little Kayne?"
"Sa-weeet!" I say in my soprano sing-song voice. Not that I particularly like Kayne West. I just hate disco. Such a tacky time period.
"For the assembly?" Mercedes asks excitedly.
"No, we won't be ready in time, we are still doing disco", says Mr Shue, "But we can fold this into our repertoire and it will be awesome at Regionals." He hands out the sheets of music to us, seemingly ignoring our disappointed faces.
"Communication is the key to any successful music group. And if we are going to succeed, we need to communicate", he continues, "You said you wanted modern music, I listened".
"Mr Shue, we'd really like to not do disco at that assembly", Artie interjects almost pleadingly.
"Finn, you're gonna take the solo", states Mr Shue, not even bothering to turn his head. So much for communication.
"What? N-no, I can't take the solo, I'm still learning how to walk and sing at the same time". I snigger quietly to Mercedes. She wasn't wrong in calling Finn "white boy". Even I know he has absolutely not fly and I'm not even sure what fly actually means.
Mr Shue looks up from the piano. "No problem", he says cockily, removing his leather jacket, "I'll walk you through it". We all exclaim as he steps forward. I know he has been itching to perform ever since he founded this Glee club. He's such a spotlight hog. "You got this Mercedes?"
"Oh, I got this", Merecedes repiles confidently. Yeah, sure you do Mercedes. You have barely looked at this piece, don't expect to be all Beyonce without even so much as a practise run. I roll my eyes and check my own sheet of paper as she subtly clears her throat.
"She take my mo-nee-YAA-hey-eeeyy". I look up in shock. Did she really just belt that out like that?
"Well I'm in neeee-ee-eed". I think she did.
"Yeeeeeeah, she's a trifl-e-in frieeend indeed". My eyes flicker up and down Merecedes as she continues her Diva moment. How could someone wearing that outfit have such a jaw dropping voice.
"OOOh, she's a gold digger, WAAYYY over tii-aiimme". Wow, she is scary good. I think I might have wet myself a little.
"That digs on me"
Hope you enjoyed it! I just want to point out, if I was standing next to Mercedes while she was singing, my whole bladder would burst.