Happy Tree Friends in: Cub and the Chocolate Factory
Starring: Pop and Cub, and Lumpy.
Featuring: Giggles, Disco Bear, Nutty, Flakey, Petunia, handy and Toothy.
It's a cold Fall day. A terrible time to be a poor person. Unfortunately in this story, that's exactly what Pop and Cub the bears are.
Pop is wearing an old, patched up red robe, and all Cub is wearing is a ripped beanie and a clean diaper.
"Whoopsie!"
Make that a dirty diaper.
Luckily, Pop has grown resourceful. He see's an old newspaper on the ground, and manages to fold it into a fake diaper.
"There we go." Pop says, making a now clean Cub very happy.
With Cub changed, Pop puts his boy down so he has a free pare of hands. He then takes off his hat so that he can start asking for handouts.
"Spare some change? Some extra change, please?"
With his father busy, Cub decides to walk over to something that has caught his attention. A candy store, very busy with customers.
Giggles walks down the street and sees Pop with his hat.
"Spare change, ma'am?"
More then happy to help out, she takes out not one, but two coin and drops them into his hat.
"Thank you very much."
With a few dollars in his hat already, he turns to look at his son. It's then that he notices that he's window shopping at the candy store.
"Ooooh! Wow! Hahaha!"
Pop is looking at this picture very clearly. He looks down at his money that he just got. After a quick thought, he decides to do what'll make his boy happy.
So he picks him up and brings him into the shop.
Giggles is very impressed with how selfless he's spending his donation, and decides to follow.
"Oooh! Lumpy Lump!" Cub says when he sees the chocolate bar.
"One Lumpy Lump, please." Pop says to the clerk, who then gives him the chocolat bar.
As Pop pays for the chocolate, he turns to the TV in the shop, which has a sudden new break.
"There's still one golden ticket left for the grand tour to Lumpy Lumpa's chocolate factory, as well as the prize money."
As Pop and Cub are watching the news, behind their backs, Giggles switches their chocolate bar with another bar. One that's already open. And when
Pop goes to grab it, he notices that it was open. Nonetheless, Cub wanted it, so he got it.
"Yummy yum yums!" Cub says as he begins to eat it. "Yummy yu-aagh! Ugh! Chla-chla..."
From all of the excitement, Cub somehow chokes onto the chocolate bar. Lucky for him, Pop was actually paying attention this time, so he quickly gives him
the hiemlich, causing Cub to spit up the chocolate. Sadly it also ruins the bar.
"Ohhhh." Cub says in sadness. After that, he coughs up a piece of paper.
"There, there, son." Pop says. "Hey, is that what you choked on?" Referring to the paper Cub coughed up.
Cub goes to pick up th paper that h chocked on a second ago. They were both rather stunned by what it was that he chocked on.
"It can't be." Pop says.
But it was. The paper that Cub had in his hand was in fact the final golden ticket to Lumpy Lumpa's chocolate factory. Such a thing could only mean
great things for the father and son duo. They danced around happily from this stroke of luck. But then, Pop realized something. He sees Giggle walking away
with a proud smile on her face. He realized that she actually gave them the ticket. Such generosity.
"Thank you, young lady." Pop says, despite her already being gone.
While Pop was busy talking to himself, Cub somehow starts to choke on the golden ticket again. Causing Pop to panic and start giving him the heimlich again.
The next day, Pop and Cub, as well as the other 4 prize winners wait anxiously for their grand tour to the chocolate factory.
Among the huge crowd in front of the factory, the 5 winners stand directly in front of the gate. Toothy and Nutty, both of whom are
right up to the gate, a gum-chewing Flakey, who has handled her stress through chewing, Petunia, who brought Handy who unfortunately has to carry
all of the junk she brought (with no hands at that), and of course, Pop and Cub.
After the long wait, the chocoteer finally makes his appearance. From the front doors, Lumpy Lumpa exits the building to greet
the guests. And the first thing he does...is to fall down the stairway.
"Oooh. That had to hurt." Toothy says.
After getting up and shaking off is injury, Lumpy opens the gate to let the guests inside. Nutty zooms across and steps over Lumpy,
Flaky passes him while accidently leaving Dandruff over his face. Petunia steps right on him, not realizing he's there while Handy
couldn't even see him. One of the many briefbags he was carrying lands on his face. Because of the bag, Toothy steps on Lumpy without seeing him.
The only friendly greeting Lumpy got was when Pop and Cub helped him onto his feet.
With Lumpy up and everyone waiting at the front door, he closes the front gates and lets the tourists inside.
With Lumpy, the winners, and Handy inside, the tour of the factory starts immidiately. To begon, Lumpy takes the group to a very, VERY tiny door on a wall.
This door brings confusion to the group. The confusion subsides for a moment as Lumpy reveals a set of piano keys on the door. He plays "Twinkle Twinkle little star" on
it, but the door doesn't unlock.
"What the hell?" The idiot moose says.
He then tries to play "Two shaves and a Haircut", "Knick knack patty wack", "Take me out to the ball game", The oompa loompa song, "Uptown girl",
and the Happy Tree friends theme. None of them opens the damn door.
Annoyed of the waiting, Handy puts down Petunia's things and walks over to the piano. He plays the first part of "Marriage of Figaro", and manages to open
the door at last. How he played it without any fingers is left a mystery.
Lumpy, now embarrassed of what happens, finally opens the tiny door. But then he realizes that the door is too small for anyone to fit through. So he walks
over to the much larger, unlocked wooden door and opens it up for everyone. Why he didn't open this door from the start is also a mystery.
One by one, everyone enters the room, and when they all are finally inside...
"Wow!" Everybody says at once.
Wow isn't the right word to describe it. The entire room looks as big as a stadium and looks like it's made entirely of a candy forest. Trees that grow giant gummy bears and
candy apples, bushes full of skittles, and best of all, the large and long chocolate river in the center of the room. And all of that is just what Happy Tree Friends
are seeing from the door. It's easy to tell that there's much more. This is something one would normally only see in their dreams
"Who-ha-ha, ah ahahah. Num num num." Nutty says. "Gain way!" He says when he rockets past everyone and nearly knocking down Lumpy again.
"The rest of you, help yourself." Lumpy tells the rest.
WIth Lumpy's permission, the rest of the group run in and splits up to enjoy the factory.
Pop and Cub both find the candy apples and starts to enjoy their first thing to eat since the other day. But before they eat very much, Nutty comes running and
eats their apples before they even realized he was their. Causing Cub to get sad.
Toothy, being a beaver, decides to try to take a bite out of a tree. And much to his joy, it was made of chocolate. So he knocks it down and helps himself.
Petunia, wanting in on the giant gummy bears hanging on the tree, claps her hand to call for Handy.
"Be a dear and grab some of those giant gummies."
Wanting to please her, Handy starts jumping up and down trying to reach the bears. Then of course, he remembers that he has no hand, causing him
to let out his trademark pout.
Nutty, after eating through everything that was in his path, finally reaches the jackpot! The river made of chocolate.
"OOOOOOOhhhh! Num num num num num" He says.
Without a second thought, he jumps right into the river, swimming and drinking through it with great happiness.
Between the constant slurping andhis constant giggling, he begins having a hard time breathing.
He then starts to panic and begins drowning in the under the chocolate, he's faced with the decision of getting swimming
out of the river and stop drowning, or stay in and continue to drink more choclate rather then to breath. What will he do?
Elsewhere, Flaky decides to explore the candy forest a bit more. When she reaches the chocolate river, she screams to find
something she believes to be shocking. (Which of course, is normally anything.)
"Mr. Lumpa, what are those little people on the other side of the river?" She asks.
"Why, those are my little helpers." He responded. "The Disco Liscos."
He of course was refuring to the one dozen group of 1 foot tall Disco Bears, who are adding milk and sugar to the river. Unlike the normal
Disco bear, they still have orange fur, but green afros."
The rest of the tourists, except for Nutty, meet up with Lumpy and Flaky to meet the Disco Liscos. As they do, one of the Disco comes across
a bridge to meet Petunia.
"Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! Ooh ah ye, he!" It begins to sing. "Would you care to make out, with little old me?"
"Eww!" Petunia says, as she then stomps on the Disco Lisco like a bug, rubbing her foot down to make sure it's dead.
"EWW!" She says again as she wipes its guts off her foot with a rock.
After all that, a boat comes from on the river, filled with more Disco Liscos.
"Everybody on the boat now for the next part of the tour." Lumpy Lumpa says.
Without any objections, Lumpy and the tourists all climb onto the boat, which begins to sail to the next area. As they're moving, Lumpy
notices Nutty's dead body in the river before anyone else does. Not taking any risks, he takes an oar and pushes the body under the Chocolate
so that no one sees it. Obviously, Nutty chose to stay in the river.
My first ever Happy Tree Friends. Hope you like it so far.