Author's note: A new idea! Finally! For all the fans of my old story, Prank phone calls and a Video camera, I'm going to rewrite it but for now…
Oh and if you like yaoi, too bad! This is yaoi-free, however if you like Sanzo stay away, because I'm going to make his day a living hell
Disclaimer: I do not own Saiyuki, however, Kazuya Minekura does…
Journey to the Center of Sanzo!
Chapter one: I Think Sanzo's Broken…
Kougaiji's face lit up with a grin upon seeing the little pill. "So," the demon prince started "This will guarantee the sutra, huh?"
With a placid smile Yaone nodded, "Oh yes. With these special pills, we can shrink ourselves into microscopic size and be launched by a dart that will be shot by a youkkai unto the target."
"Alrighty then! Everyone, go!" Kougaiji exclaimed, swallowing his pill, "Ugh, disgusting! Yaone, tell the moron who made this shit to taste-test the pills first! Man, these suck!"
(Ni: Oops! Did I do that? Bats eyelashes shudder… )
Meanwhile…
Sanzo grumbled something intelligible as he entered the room rubbing the back of his neck. He went into his hotel room and sat down, after shutting the door.
"What's his problem?" Gojyo sneered, as he and Goku stood outside the priest's room.
"I dunno…" Goku sighed, "He's been so grumpy ever since he was hit by that dart when the assassin attacked us."
"Just let him rest guys." Hakkai warned, "Because if that dart made him grumpier, then who knows what he's capable of doing…"
The two looked at each other then gulped and the backed away.
Later that night, after dinner, Goku just happened to pass by Sanzo's room as the monk slept. And interestingly, the door was open.
Goku grinned at the golden opportunity and started to make faces before the sleeping Sanzo. He pulled his cheeks apart and stuck his fingers up his nose. It was a hoot!
All of a sudden, Goku began to hear little voices.
"Are you sure this is the right way?"
"Of course we are!"
Could I be crazy? Goku gulped at the mere thought. No, he wasn't crazy! Was he?
"Hakkai, " Goku called, "I think Sanzo's broken!"
"Shut up, saru!" Gojyo snapped back, as he approached Goku, "Unless you want a bullet up your ass!"
"But Gojyo!" Goku protested, "I can hear voices!"
"Eew! It's so squishy in here!"
"Shut up! No more complaining!"
Gojyo stared at Sanzo. "Hakkai, I think Sanzo is broken!"
Coming towards the other two Hakkai shrugged, "What do you mean?" he asked, looking at the sleeping Sanzo.
"Listen!" Goku directed, tapping Hakkai's shoulder.
"Hey, it's dark in here!"
"Whjat part of no complaining can't you understand?"
"The no complaining part! Why can't I complain?"
Hakkai's eyes buldged in shock, "Erm… Sanzo's possessed?"
"Yeah, that must be it!" Goku exclaimed, "That's why he's so mean and crazy!"
"Goku, actually, Sanzo's naturally a jerk. Likr you're naturally stupid." Gojyo jeered.
"Well at least I'm not gay!" Goku shot back, sticking his tongue out.
"What! You take that back!" Gojyo exclaimed, jabbing Goku.
With a punch, Goku sneered, "Oh yeah, what's with the long hair? You fag!"
"Fag! Damn you, saru! You know what, I think you smell like a tub of cat shit!"
"Oh yeah, at least I'm not a fag!"
Hakkai sighed, "Calm down, guys. We have to find out what's wrong with Sanzo."
The two stopped and looked thoughtfully at the ceiling.
"I know! Sanzo's picking up radio waves isn't he?" Goku suggested.
"Stupid, of course he's not!" Gojyo snapped, smacking Goku.
So they spent the entire night, bickering and thinking up zany ideas of what was wrong with Sanzo.
Cont…
Author's note: They'll get in Sanzo by the next Chapter. First, they have to find out what's wrong and then find a way to get in. Don't worry it gets funnier!