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Take a Number (then Move to the Back of the line)
'You can't avoid it you know,' he stated simply, a smug smile tugged at the corners of his handsome face.
His companion, a young girl rolled her eyes in response. She had hoped that would be all the hint he would need to take a hike, apparently though this one wasn't so smart.
'It's written in the stars you see.' Continued to boy, moving to block the girl's path as she tried to leave, 'You and Me were meant to be.'
'How original,' she drawled. Her whole demeanour suggested else wise, as she tried to sidestep around him. What a Loser.
Determined to not let this one go, the boy reached out a hand to halt the girl. It would had worked too if said girl had not shifted the other way to escape. His hand ended up flat against her chest. For a second both of them stared in stunned silence, before a resounding slap echoed throughout the street.
'HOW DARE YOU PERVET!'
And so attempt number 306 to get Rei Hino to go on a date with him – had once again ended (in a rather painful) failure.
Authors Notes
Just a small drabble, I wanted to write Usagi but realized she wouldn't act like that and figured Rei was one who would most likely be cold to a boy trying to woe her. The boy could be anyone, it's not really something Chad/Yuuchiro would do (as it would be too bold, because let's face it he's a coward when he comes to Rei!) but if you want to make him a little OOC or snockered with impared judgement then sure. Or any other guy you might think of.
Me, I was thinking of Kiba from Naruto while writing this, as he would be the character with all the cheesy lines for girls and not get disheartened by their rejections (seeing it as a game) only fuelled more to win them over. [The girl also bounced around in my head a lot, Ino being one of them.]
Written in three minutes tops, at three in the morning and not edited. Hope you like it! [We think our authors notes is longer than the ficie too!]
PS - I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN ANYTHING REI HINO'ISH WOOT! WOOT!
PPS - If I wake up and re-read this and think it's trash I might add more! Who knows? ... don't take that statement to heart though!
***EDIT*** Feb, 06. 2011***
I've decided to make this into a full length ficcie. Don't really have a direction with it so far, just to write the ensuing hilarity of Rei and her mystery man's sad-attempted courtship. So stayed tuned!