I'm Pregnant!
Disclaimer: Same as always, I do not own One Tree Hill
Summary: Some time after 4 17, everyone is sitting in class.
"Haley." Peyton tapped her friend on the back. "Haley wake up."
"Wha…" Haley stirred.
"Haley wake up." Peyton tried again prodding her friend lightly in the back.
Haley lifted her head off her desk to find that she was sitting in class with everyone staring at her.
"What's going on?" she said a worried look on her face. Looking around she saw her fellow classmates trying not to laugh. All around her people were biting their lips in an attempt not to smile or smirk.
"You fell asleep in class." Brooke told her.
"No."
"Oh yes." Brooke and Peyton tried not to laugh too hard.
"Well it's not really my fault."
"And how do you work that out?" Brooke asked.
"I'm pregnant."
"That's your excuse?" she raised her eyebrows.
"Yeah."
"You can't have that as an excuse." Peyton told her.
"Why not, I am."
"Yeah but that doesn't make you fall asleep in class."
"Yeah it does."
"How does being pregnant make you fall asleep?"
"It just does – anyway you can't judge me have you been pregnant before?" Haley asked folding her arms.
"Well no but…"
"Then my excuse is I'm pregnant."
"But that's the answer you always give."
"No it isn't." Haley protested.
"Yeah it is Haley." Brooke said. "You said it yesterday when you forgot we were gonna meet up after school, you said it last week when you left all those textbooks we were supposed to hand in at home, then when you…"
"Okay, okay – but don't blame me, blame Nathan."
"Hey don't bring me into this, what did I do?" Nathan's ears picked up at the mention of his name.
"I think we all know what you did." Brooke said with a devilish smile on her face as she looked at the large bump that was Haley's stomach.
"Could we not go there." Nathan said defensively.
"Yeah please, that's my brother and sister-in-law come best friend. Not the image I want in my mind." Lucas offered his opinion.
"Don't act all defensively with me Luke; I know what you and a certain P. Sawyer did last week." Brooke said.
"Brooke…" Peyton's eyes grew wide.
"What happened?" Haley turned around as much as she could in her seat. Brooke simply smiled and raised her eyebrows. "Something you definitely know about considering your present condition."
"Class please!" their teacher tried to gain some control and restore order in the room. The girls fell silent. "Thank you."
"Don't blame me – I'm pregnant."
"We know!" the entire class chorused.
"Nathan I'm blaming you for this, you've created a monster." Brooke hissed.
"I heard that Brooke." Haley said.
Authors note: I'm sorry I had to get that out of my system. Ahh I feel better now, perhaps I can go to sleep; my clock is telling me that right now it's 4:23 in the morning – not a good time to be awake.