This fanfic is only one chapter long. So yeah, it's a one-shot.
I climbed into her room from the window and started to watch her sleep. She looked so beautiful.
"Edward..." she murmmured and I froze. Did she wake up? Then she sighed and said, "Edward," again.
I sighed in relief. She just talked in her sleep, that was all. Phew.
"Edward," she said again. "Edward? Edward!" Wow, she was saying my name quiet a lot tonight. "Edward! What the hell are you doing in my room?!"
Oh. Okay. So she was awake.
"Er..." I was so nervous. What was I suppose to say? I was just watching you sleep, no worries though. I didn't know what to do so I just jumped out her window and ran into the woods. Well, that was embarrassing.
The next day I thought about skipping school but then thought better of it.
I would talk to her, yes. I'd be very casual and act like nothing had happened. Maybe she would think that it was just a dream.
"Hello, Bella," I greeted her in the hallway.
"Why were you in my room last night?" she asked.
So I guess she wasn't that stupid. She knew it wasn't a dream.
"Um...I...er...you...forgot your homework at school."
"So you decided to give it to me in the middle of the night while I was sleeping?" she asked, raising her eyebrows.
"Yes," I said, trying to make it seem like it wasn't unusual at all and that I did it all the time to people.
"My dad is a police you know," she warned, narrowing her eyes.
"Bella, it's not like that," I tried to explain.
She turned and ran away from me yelling, "Stay away from me, you peeping Tom!" Several people stopped and stared and me while others snickered and some even looked disgusted.
Well, that was embarrassing. I sighed and went to my next class. I would make sure Emmett would never hear about this. He would never let me forget it...
(Fifty years later.)
I came downstairs and walked into the living room.
"Look!" Emmett said, laughing. "It's the peeping Edward!" Everyone in the living room laughed.
Yeah. Thanks, Bella.