The day before, Collie S and Gennie B had been smoking baby powder together. They promised each other that they would meet at the beach the following day at 7 pm.
Collie S sits on the hot sand, waiting for his lover. "Where could he be?" he thought, as it had already been 7:15. He was late. Collie S removed his iPod from his pocket along with his tangled earbuds and cursed. He was sick of all this nonsense. Where was Gennie B?
Angrily, he threw the earbuds onto the grainy sand. Everything was meaningless to him now. He pulled up his favorite Hatsune Miku song on his Vocaloid playlist to calm himself and blasted it at full volume. He began to sing along to it, even though he did not know Japanese.
That's when Gennie B came, embarrassed of his boyfriend. Collie S didn't even notice he was there until he walked over and put a hand on his shoulder. Collie S screamed and began to scramble in the sand. He turned around and say his boyfriend, who happened to be naked. He blushed. " Hey, babe! " Said Gennie B. Gennie B fell into Collie S's arms, not noticing how shocked Collie S was. He was terrified.
Collie S was horrified. Why couldn't he just put on some clothes? He wanted to die. This was as bad as the time the midget hugged him, and that was traumatizing. Murmers escaped his lips, but nothing coherent. As if snapping out of a trance, he pushed Gennie B's arms off of him and ran quickly, as if he were a nigger escaping from the police after going to KFC and stealing fried chicken.
Gennie B chased after Collie S, but Collie S only ran faster." Shit! "Gennie B thought. Then he used his telekinesis technique on Collie S. He giggled like a Japanese schoolgirl upon seeing a cute animal. He walked up to Collie S and put his arms on his nice bod. He slipped his tongue into his mouth, as Collie S began to cry. He slowly began to strip off Collie S's clothes. Collie S only sobbed harder and harder.
Collie S cried so hard that the water started to form around him like a bubble. A rainbow light encircled him, changing his very form. A tail suddenly appeared where his legs once were, his gay ass now long red-brown hair swaying in the wind. He sprung into the water, escaping from Gennie B's persistent persue. His powerful rainbow colored tail carried him far from the warm sands of the beach, splashing in the clear blue water. Gennie B watched unbelievingly, his mouth open.
Gennie B fell to the ground, and began to cry. Why didn't he like him? He screamed. The mermaid goddess heard his call and a cloudy form appeared before his eyes. "Co-commander red?" he stammered. The mermaid-like being looked just like him, except with long, flowing red hair. It was beautiful. I slowly reached for the figure when it slapped the dogshit out of me. " Get me a cigar and i'll help you!:U " She barked. I quickly followed orders and handed her the cigar. Then she held out her hand and a light came from it. Suddenly, a giant bubble formed around me and I grew a tail. Yes! Now I will chase down my love! The mermaid goddess was so short they had to jump, but they managed to kiss my cheek and leave. I blushed.
Collie S smirked to himself. Now far from his attacker, he looked back upon the beach to see his reaction, as if to congratulate himself on a job well done. His smile died as soon as he saw Gennie B grow a tail himself. Wait, was that a figure beside him? No, ofc not. He was seeing things, obviously. There was no one else there. He turned around uncertainly and began to swim again at full speed. Continuing further would just be feeding his paranoia, but he couldn't help it. Wait, now he definitely heard someone catching up to him. Oh no.
Gennie B jumped above the cold salty water and then grabbed my slimy tail. I wanted to kick him, but I almost forgot I had no legs. He then pulled me under and held me against the ocean floor. Ariel came over and began screaming. I would have screamed, too. Two homosexual mermaids in the army seemingly beating each other to death. What I was actually trying to do was fuck him, but first I had to find my dick. Where was this little fucker? That's when I noticed it. How had I not saw it before? Collie S didn't even have a real mermaid tail. It was one of those fake ones. I quickly tore it off of his body. What a dumbass! He didn't even notice himself. I began to laugh.
I was overjoyed. What if my mermaid tail was fake too? I began to claw at it. Although I had expected to feel a sense of freedom as soon as the worthless limb was gone, all I felt was pain. Tears streamed down my face once again. I will never get to fuck my boyfriend. You could just fuck him with your tail, I realized. My initial reaction to my realization was shock at how utterly disgusting I was, but with everything that happened today I didn't care anymore. I prepared my tail and drove it at my boyfriend's ass. He started to cry as soon as it hit. It was too big. I cried too.
That's when hell broke out. My tail suddenly broke off and I grew back my legs. I looked down at my big strong legs, smiling. My dick was missing, though. My grin fell. I screamed but no words came out. My voice was a black abyss that melded into this ocean of stars. Once again, everything was forever meaningless. I was so overwhelmed by the fact I had no dick that I hardly noticed I had swallowed a lot of the salty water. I swam to the surface, leaving Collie S behind to deal with tearing the giant tail out of his ass.
A/N: Well here's the end of Chapter 1, guys! x3 Sorry to leave you at such a cliffhanger hehehe. I know you're all anxious to know what happens in Chapter 2 but be patient, alright? :P It'll be up within the week! Stay tuned! 3