So hey. The name"s Cana. You all know me. I'm normally in a corner with a jug of beer. I don't really do anything. Well I go on missions. And dates. I chill. I don't focus on many things. My problems go along with the jug.

That's what I have it for. I'm a content person. Layed back, ya know. I have my fairy patriotism. I wonder why I have it myself. Like that time when Lucy was almost captured because of her father. I hear he died when we came back from Tenrou.

Speaking of Tenrou I'm glad I finally told him. Suprising right. That my daddy would be one of the strongest in the guild. Could be where I got my drinking habit from. I walked in the guild.

"Hey Cana" Wakaba said. I sat down at their table "What are you and Macao up to now"I asked. "Were having a bet on who will get married first. Gajeel and Levy or Gray and Juvia. I bet on Gajeel but he Macao says Gray."

"Which one do you think has the most sex?"I asked Macao

"Well, I don't know"

"Ask 'em"Wakaba said. "I dare ya!"

Macao gave me a wink. "I betcha it's Gajeel. He's older than him."

"But Gray might've done it and not've thought anything about it. That's what Natsu did. That's what dense people do."Wakaba countered

"We'll see in a second. " I said. First I sauntered over to Levy.

The sat at a table with lucy looking for flowers in flower magazines. "Hey ya'll. Those for the wedding."

"Yeah"Lucy answered.

"Mira! Can I get a hold of a beer!" I yelled."So Levy, how are you and Gajeel goin'"I asked.

She was still looking at the magazine."Great actually. He took me out to Deke's the other night for no reason!"

Deke's is a pretty awesome restaurant. 'Guided by the moonlight' is the phrase describing it. It's a little on the expensive side though.

"Oh, do you remember when Natsu tried to make the date better and made the dancers dance around his fire and. ended up singing the dance area. "

Lucy and Levy laughed. "He has a wierd way of showing that he's bored."Lucy giggled. "Yeah"

I noticed Wakaba and Macao straining to hear. Mira came with my beer. . . .in a cup. WTF. "Hey Mira, can I-" She looked at me with her face slowly cracking.

"What."She said sweetly. I cringed. More like bittersweet."Nevermind"

She walked away. "So"I said louder.

"How is Iron Boy in Bed"

Levy got really red. Like so red she was almost purple. If that was possible. That was easy. I walked to where Juvia sat watching Gray, with my-small if I might add- cup of beer. You would think that after they got together she would stop watching his every move In Secret. Well...Supposedly secret. I sat next to her. The hearts came out of her eyes and she looked at me in wonder. It's true. I really don't hang around her much.

"Hey, Juvia. Have you seen Lyon lately."

She thought about this for a second."No, not actually."

"So I heard that you and Gray were late yesterday. You came in really late, actually." They did come in really late. Like after noon late. "Did ya'll do something naughty"I hinted.

"N-no" she stammered, blushing. "Oh!"I said. "Well, what about All Last week then."

She fainted. Her eyes with visible hearts above them and her face flushed. I sweat dropped. Gray heard and turned around in alarm. "Hey, Cana!" He came over and poked her. Like seriously, just poked her. I sweat dropped again."Was it about last week." He asked. "Yeah"I said. He carried her Fireman style. "This is the fifth time this week. And its only Wednesday"I caught the slight blush as he walked towards the guild doors. I grinned then laughed"Wakaba. You are a lucky man!"

I heard a whoop and an Aww man. I went back to explain. "You see. The thing about people like Gray, Natsu, Gajeel, and a few other guild members here is that they think simple"I said and I sat.

"If they have more sex Then they're relationship isn't fully developed and they aren't fully in tune with each other while those who aren't really interested in having sex A lot are more coordinated with each other. Like Lucy and Natsu."

"Hey!"I looked over at Natsu. "Are you saying that we don't have-"

Lucy, flushed scarlet, slapped him with the floral magazine she was reading. And boy he flew. BAM!

I continued. "From my simple research I have seen that the GruVia couple is more active than the GaLe couple, not saying that they don't do it at all."I said

Natsu's still unconscious though.

I heard glass break at the bar. Laxus and Freed were both at the bar. I know why the glass broke. Natsu saw what was happening and was the first to yell"Run!" I also know why she was so stressed. Well, now I do.

"GYYYYYYAAAAAAAA!" I heard the scream and immediatly felt bad for Freed and Laxus. Everyone was outside including master. Clueless people began to murmur"I guess the wedding's making her stress "

"Is she jealous of their love?"

"Maybe it's the Sexual Tension"

God's no. The guild has been full of that since Natsu and Lucy first went at it. And they didn't even know it. After that Gray and Juvia were the same way. And lately there's been some ElfEver tension. After Tenrou they got closer but farther. And it was going good until one night they got drunk and had sex or better yet a one night stand. Haha buddy! That was the night Natsu proposed and everybody partied. That was three weeks ago and I heard they didn't use protection. I guess we are going to have Man children soon. "Atoko! Nee-san has Manly Stress.!"

EverGreen smacked him in the head. . . . With the same floral magazine that Lucy used"There you go with that god forsaken word. . . ." She went on with the lecture. I can't believe they actually look good together. Definetly those feminine haarmones getting together for the newborn. I laughed out loud. Romeo looked at me funny. "Why are you laughing, Cana-san. Shouldn't we go inside and help them?"

Wendy who wasn't too far away said"Yes, they probably need healing by now."

Let me tell you, Romeo and Wendy are just about inseperable. After 3 years of the seven year gap and the Magic Games, they live for each other it seems like. Romeo is about 6 ft 2 now. Amazing that its been 3 years and he's the same height as his role model, Natsu. He's much much more mature than Natsu and less dense and just a bit smarter despite the age difference. I find it so ironic. Wendy finally grew some more. She's developed some breasts. Not huge but better than nothing. LoveSick teenagers.

This Is MiraJane's way of releasing stress though. Blow up. Explode. CRASH.

My eyes widened. That was for real. I looked up to see her flying away. In her Devil takeover. I guess she had to get away. Well Jeez. I entered with everyone on my heels. Literally. Laxus was on the left wall of the bar and Freed was on the right. I ran to Freed who still looked semi-conscious.

"What did ya'll do?"

His eyes rolled around some. You could tell he had a concussion. "A Dog"he said. "A female Dog. "Then he was out cold. Who had they called a Bitch I didn't know but I do know that Mira sure as Hell didn't like it. "Wendy. Freed's got a concussion.!" I yelled. Wendy was here in a split second it seems like. I got up still wondering about the subject at hand. Why she got so mad is the main question. I'm about to find out though.

Minna! So I seriously already have a sequel to this so I need some quick feedback. Don't worry its not a oneshot. I myself can't wait until the next chapter. XD.