A/N: Okay, so I really wanted to write this, because I love wife swap stories! Lol! So I hope you guys like it!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or Wife Swap. I only own:
Leanne Marsh
Kevin Marsh
Emily Marsh
Tommy Marsh
Casey Marsh
Jack Marsh
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Coach Halloway
Jeff
Amanda
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Alice POV
I sighed as I leant into the chest of the love of my life Jasper Hale. We hadn't been able to have much time to just be alone lately, what with Renesmee, and the pack and everybody. Renesmee was physically ten years old now, and had just celebrated her second birthday. Her growth was slowing down though now, and was at almost the same speed of a human child. After two years of having her and the wolves around, I had been able to see them in my visions, and the wolf smell didn't even bother us anymore!
Anyway, I was just relishing in being able to be close to Jasper. He put his hand in my short hair and started smoothening it. I closed my eyes and fell into a state of blissfulness, when a vision flooded my mind.
Vision:
Emmett was sitting in front of the door.
"Come on! Come on! Where is the damn thing?"
Suddenly the doorbell rung, and Emmett jumped up in vampire speed, opening the door to reveal a middle aged man who looked thoroughly miserable.
"You Carlisle Cullen?" Emmett grinned the grin he reserved for his stupid plans.
"Yes!" he said in a good imitation of Carlisle.
"Great, now sign here please?"
Emmett signed quickly grabbing the thick envelope and shutting the door before the man could say another thing. The envelope had a big logo on the top...
End vision:
I gasped jumping up from a startled Jasper. I placed a quick kiss on his lips.
"Explain later honey!" I ran off.
"Okay then? I'm gonna go for a quick hunt! See you later darlin!"
"Mmkay!" I mumbled as I heard the door slam.
Emmett, Jassy, and I were the only people at the house. Esme, Carlisle and Rose were hunting, Jacob was on patrol with the pack, and Edward, Bella and Renesmee were having some family time out.
"Emmett!" I screeched bursting into Carlisle's study where Emmett was hunched over the computer. "You signed us up for WIFE SWAP?!"
He frowned.
"Well not yet! I'm printing the forms now!" He mumbled under his breath the rest. "Damn you all-seeing pixie!"
"Emmett, we could get exposed!"
"Aw come on Al! We've never been exposed before! Trust me! I'm a smart dude!"
I raised my eyebrows.
"What? So I'm no academically smart! I'm street smart! Haha!" I rolled my eyes then perked up.
"Fine! Why not? Let's do it! It'll be fun!" he grinned at me.
"So do we need a video?" I asked.
"Nope! Done it!"
"Great! Then print those forms and let's go!"
The forms were printed and Emmett grabbed a pen to fill them out.
BASIC INFORMATION

Father's name: Carlisle Cullen
Occupation: Surgeon at Forks Hospital
Age:

"Alice what should I put?"
"Put thirty six, and thirty four for Esme."
Emmett nodded.

Age: 36 years old

Mother's name: Esme Cullen
Occupation: Stay at home mom
Age: 34 years old

CHILDREN
Number of children: Seven

"What about Jacob?" I ask him. He shrugs.
"Eh, he's a family friend!"
"Yeah, but it will make his and Nessie's bond seem more normal if you put him as our sibling!"
"Fine! Wait, how old is the dog?"
"He's sixteen really, because he stopped aging once he phased, but if we're going by birthdays and all that crap, he was eighteen seven months and twelve days ago."
"How the hell do you know this stuff?" He sighs. "Stalker!" he mumbles.
I sigh and motion for him to continue.

Number of children: Eight

Children's name and age (age order):
Emmett Cullen-18 years old
Jacob Black-18 years old
Rosalie Hale-18 years old
Jasper Hale-18 years old
Edward Cullen-17 years old
Bella Cullen-17 years old
Alice Cullen-17 years old
Renesmee Cullen-10 years old

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
Have any of your family ever committed a felony or been in prison:

Emmett laughs and looks at me pointedly.
"Well unless you count having to be dragged out of Bloomingdales by security a felony, then no!"
"Hey!" I cry in outrage. "What about when you hotwired a motorcycle?"
"On yeah!" he grins. "Gooood day!"
"Just put no!"
"Okay okay! Geez crazy pixie!"

Have any of your family ever committed a crime or been in prison: No
Dietary requirements:

"Ha!" Emmett snickers. "They'd have a field day with that one!" I scowled at him.
"I am regretting saying yes to this plan!" I snapped. "Just put no and carry on or I will tear you limb from limb!"
Emmett looked at me in fear and scrambled to write it down.

Dietary requirements: None, we are perfectly normal in our diets and will not protest to any foods.

"Oh god Emmett! Now we sound fat!"
"No we don't! We sound like people who appreciate good food! Anyway! If they look at our video they'll know we're not fat! Hehe!"

Additional information: All of our children were adopted at a young age. Jasper and Rosalie are the only one's related, they are twins.

BY SIGNING THIS YOU ARE AGREEING TO APPEAR ON WIFE SWAP IF YOU ARE PICKED AND ARE NOT OBJECTING TO BEING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION- Carlisle Cullen

"Done! Come on! Let's get it in the mail before the family get back!" I said to him as we rush downstairs.
"Yeah! Ooh! And don't think about this with Eddie around!"
I nod as we put the letter in the mail. I sigh.
What have we gotten ourselves into?

A/N: Done! I know the form probably isn't accurate but I hope you enjoyed it anyway! And I made that up about when Jacob's birthday is, although he would be eighteen. I'll try and update soon!
Lexie x