LOK: MULTIVERSE CROSSOVER Chapter 1: Prolog, a Legacy of Kain + The One Crossover fanfic

multi-verse cross over cast

Gabriel YuLaw The One

Kain Legacy of Kain

Naruto

Inuyasha

Bleach

Fullmetal Alchemist

Dragonballz

Digimon

Harry Potter

Twilight

Lord of the Rings

Percy Jackson & the Olympians

Avatar the last Airbender

Teen TItans

Beast Wars

X-men

SSB

Kingdom Hearts

Final Fantasy

Mass Effect

Halo

Devil May Cry

Resident Evil

Infamous

Prototype

Transformers

Avengers

Star Trek

Jak & Daxter

Warcraft

Starcraft

Spyro

Metal Gear

Half-life

Doom

Dead Space

Dead Rising

Resident Evil

Buffy

House

Heroes

Firefly

Supernatural

Star Wars

DC comics

God of War

Uncharted

Darksiders

Prince of Persia

Grand Theft Auto

28 days later

Danny Phantom

South Park

multi-verse cross over cast

Gabriel YuLaw The One

Kain, Raziel, Dumah, Melchiah, Turel, Zephon, Rahab, Janos Audron, Vorador, Magnus, Umah Legacy of Kain

Naruto Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake

Inuyasha Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Shipo, Naruku Kagura, Kanna, Sesshomaru, Kikyo, Koga, Menomaru,

Bleach Ichigo Kurosaki, Rukia Kuchiki, Orihime Inoue, Yasutora "Chad" Sado, Uryu Ishida

Fullmetal Alchemist Edward and Alphonse Elric Roy Mustang Dante

Dragonballz Goku, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien, Roshi, Gohan, Vegeta, Frieza, Cell

Digimon Tai Kamiya Agumon Matt and Gabumon Sora and Biyomon Izzy and Tentomon Mimi Tachikawa Palmon Joe and Gomamon TK and Patamon Kari Kamiya Gatomon Ken and Wormmon Davis and VeemonYolei and Hawkmon Cody and Armadillomon

Harry Potter Harry, Ron, Hermine, Malfoy, Voldemort

Twilight Bella, Edward, Jacob, Volturi

Lord of the Rings Sauron

Percy Jackson & the Olympians

Avatar the last Airbender Aang, Katara, Souka, Toph, Zuko, Mai, Ty Lee, Azula Firelord

Teen TItans Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Starfire, Raven, Terra

Beast Wars Terrasaur, Scorpinoc, Tarantuals, Black Archidna, Optimus Primal, Rhinox, Rattrap, Dinobot, Cheetor, Tigatron, Airazor, Silverbolt, Depthcharge, Megatron, Waspinator, Inferno, Rampage

X-men Professor X, Cyclops, Iceman, Angel, Beast, Jean Grey, Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Storm, Rogue, Gambit

SSB Mario, Kirby, Pit, Rob,

Kingdom Hearts Sora, Riku, Kairi, Ansem, Maleficent

Final Fantasy Tidus, Yuna, Auron, Wakka, Lulu, Rikku, Kimari, Cloud, Squall, Sephiroth

Mass Effect Commander Shepard, Wrex, Garrus, Ashley, Liara,

Halo Master Chief, Cortona, Spartans, ODST, Arbiter, Srg. Johnson

Devil May Cry Dante, Lady, Nero, Virgil

Infamous Cole McGraf, Zeke

Prototype Alex Mercer, James Heller

Transformers Megatron, Starscream, Blackout, Iron Hide, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime

Avengers Thor, Ironman, Hulk, Spiderman, Captain America, Deadpool, Blade, Ghostrider

Star Trek Captain Kirk, Captain Picard, Data, Spock, Worf.

Jak & Daxter Jak Daxter, Samos, Keira, Torn Ashelin

Warcraft Archimonde, Kil'jaeden, Mannoroth, Ner'zhul, Sargeras, Balnazzar, Magtheridon, Mal'Ganis, Tichondrius, Varimathras, Asgalor, Hakkar, Kazzak, Anetheron, Detheroc, Akama, Velen, Nobundo, Restalaan, Iridi, Ishanah, Vinidicator Maraad, Alextrasza, Malygos, Neltharion, Illidan, Cenarius,

Starcraft Terrain, Protoss, Zerg, Jim Raynor, Matt Horner, Tychus Findlay, Gabriel Tosh, Ariel Hanson, Ariel Hanson

Spyro Spyro Sparks

Metal Gear Solid Snake, Big Boss, Gray Fox, Pettrovich Madnar

Half-life Gordon Freeman, G-man, Adrain Shephard, Barney Calhoun, Dr. Rosenberg, Alyx Vance, Vortigaunts

Doom

Dead Space Isaac Clarke, Necromorphs

Dead Rising Frank West

Resident Evil Leon Scott Kennedy, Ashley Graham, Ada Wong, Chris Redfield, Sheva Alomar

Buffy Buffy Anne Summers, Xander, Willow, Angel, Oz, Cordelia, Rupert

House Dr. Gregory House, Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Robert Chase, Dr. Allison Cameron

Heroes Claire Bennet, Noah Bennet, Matt Parkman, Hiro Nakamura, Peter Petrelli, Nathan Petrelli, Sylar, Elle, Adam

Firefly Malcolm Reynolds, Zoe Washburne, Hoban "Wash" Washburne, Inara Serra, Jayne Cobb, Kaylee Frye, Dr. Simon Tam, River Tam, Derrial Book

Supernatural

Star Wars

DC comics Superman, Supergirl, Green Lantern, Batman, Wonderwoman, the Flash

God of War Kratos

Uncharted Drake

Darksiders War

Prince of Persia the prince

Grand Theft Auto Carl CJ Johnson

28 days later Rage virius

Danny Phantom

South Park Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan

Gabriel YuLaw The One

Yulaw: I am Yulaw! I am nobody's bitch! You are mine.

Prison Warden: Yulaw, are you ready?

Yulaw: [looks at Warden] Are you?

Yulaw: Don't you people ever learn?

[after seeing Yulaw run past a squad car]

Police Officer: Holy shit! He's doin' fifty!

Yulaw: After this, there will be only one.

Yulaw: I don't need to know you. *You* only need to know *me*. I will be The One!

Yulaw: Just when I find something that I like in this universe.

Yulaw: There has never been anything greater than what I have become.

Yulaw: The floor? This is a hospital. The floor is full of germs. Want me to get sick?

Yulaw: I know, everything must be balanced. Blah-blah-blah-blah, the party line. What do you think would happen?

Yulaw: The Multiverse, every universe in it, is irrational, sloppy. I try to make it rational. I try to make it neat. You call it murder. How can I murder myself 123 times? I just took those wasted energies and transferred them to one container: me. What if that is our fate? To unite with ourselves, to be unified forever. To be one. I will be The One.

Yulaw: The shortest distance between two points will always be a straight line.

Yulaw: There hasn't been anything like what I have become.

Yulaw: [confronting Gabriel Law] The good news is you're not crazy. The bad news is...

[starts shooting at him]

Yulaw: Just so you know, I'm going to take that gun and kill you before you can pull the trigger. There's nothing you can do, except give it to me.

Yulaw: I just need to do it one more time.

Kain,

Kain: Vae Victus - suffering to the conquered. Ironic that now I was the one suffering. Not anything as pedestrian as physical pain. Rather the cruel jab of impotent anger - the hunger for revenge. I didn't care if I was in Heaven or Hell - all I wanted was to kill my assassins. Sometimes you get what you wish for. The Necromancer Mortanius offered me a chance for vengeance. And like a fool, I jumped at his offer without considering the cost. Nothing is free, not even revenge.

Kain: I am the last Pillar. The only survivor of the Circle of Nine. At my whim the world will be healed or damned. At my whim.

Kain: But I am dead . . .

[Kain lops off Moebius' head]

Kain: as are you!

Kain: I awoke to the pain of a new existence, in a dank womb of darkness and decay.

Kain: [describing his implosion spell] Of all the methods I employ, this is perhaps the cruelest, causing my victim's body to shrink on itself, crushing bones and rupturing organs 'til the pressure inside burst the sac of fleshy skin, spraying its contents for all to see.

Kain: Time fades even legend, and the origin of the Soul Reaver has been lost long ago. But its purpose remains - to feed on the souls of any creature it strikes. Kindred, this blade and I.

Kain: Once I embraced my gifts, I realized that Vorador was right; we are gods... dark gods and it is our duty to thin the herd.

Kain: The world had changed to my eyes. I had not expected such cruelty from the light. For in the embrace of the sun, I could find no comfort, only malice. This would change in time for the worse, along with other things.

Kain: I fear no dangers, do you hear? They will fear me.

Kain: Conscience...? You dare speak to me of conscience? Only when you have felt the full gravity of choice should you dare to question my judgment!

Kain: Destiny is a game, is it not? And now you await my latest move...

Kain: At last. I must say I'm disappointed in your progress. I imagined you'd be here sooner. Tell me, did it trouble you to murder your brothers?

Kain: No. I had faith in you. In your ability to hate, in your self-righteous indignation.

Kain: Eternity is relentless, Raziel. When I first stole into this chamber centuries ago, I did not fathom the true power of knowledge. To know the future, Raziel. To see its paths and streams tracing out into the infinite. As a man, I could never have contained such forbidden truths. But each of us is so much more than we once were. Gazing out across the plains of possibility, do you not feel with all your soul, how we have become like gods? And as such, are we not indivisible? As long as a single one of us stands, we are legion! That is why, when I must sacrifice my children to the void, I can do so with a clear heart.

Kain: These chambers are for insight for those *patient* enough to look. In your haste to find me, perhaps you have not gazed deeply enough. Our futures are predestined. Moebius foretold mine a millennium ago. We each play out the parts fate has written for us. We are compelled ineluctably down pre-ordained paths. Free will... is an illusion.

Kain: How could I not? One must keep his friends close, Raziel, and his enemies even closer. Can you grasp the absurd beauty of the paradox? We're the same, Sarafan and vampire, with our holy wars, our obsession with Nosgoth's domination. Who better to serve me than those whose passion transcends all notions of good and evil?

Kain: You may have uncovered your past, but you know nothing of it. You think the Sarafan were noble? Altruistic?

[chuckles]

Kain: I always was considered heartless.

Kain: Locked. What a love of doors these pathetic humans have...

Kain: Your words are heartening. For you would not fear us, unless we could truly do you harm.

Kain: False God! This is the end... the final turn of your Wheel!

Kain: Most ironic of all, was the last gift that Raziel had given me. More powerful than the sword that now held his soul, more acute even than the vision that his sacrifice had accorded me. The first, bitter taste of that terrible illusion: hope.

Additional Male Voices: Surrender, Fiend, and we will promise you an easy death!

Kain: I could promise you the same, but it would be a lie!

Kain: [talking about the Pillars] How strange to see this place long before my birth... centuries before the corruption set in that would poison the land and put me on the treachous path i still followed. In the future, these edifices would be condemned to darkness and decay. I would cause their fall and bulid my empire upon their ruins. Was it still possible that with the right knowledge, the right moves, i might one day see Nosgoth restored, the Pillars pure once more? My answer, according to Moebius, lay somewhere to the west of this place. I could restore the world, perhaps, but never again could i give Nosgoth back her innocence.

Kain: Listen to me, you must understand that every creature is bound to one predestined path. We are all shackled...

Kain: All but one. Because of your remaking, you are the one unbound creature, the one amoung us all that truely has free will. You have a choice, Raziel.

Kain: Given the choice, whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire; or to challenge the fates for another throw - a better throw - against one's destiny... what was a king to do? But does one even truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars.

Raziel,

Raziel: Such loyalty, to one who has you guarding this outpost like a chained dog. Tell me, do you prosper on the scraps he casts you?

Raziel: Kain killed me once, behold the results. I have no more to fear from you!

Raziel: I am your creation, Kain. Now, as before, you criticize your own work

Raziel: Damn you, Kain! You are not God! This act of genocide is unconscionable!

Raziel: I would choose integrity, Kain.

Raziel: Am I reduced to this? A ghoul? A fratricide?

Raziel: You are lost in a maze of moral relativism, Kain. These apparitions and portents... what game are you playing now?

Raziel: I knew my opponents' weaknesses, having suffered them myself. Physical wounds are fleeting - a vampire's immortal flesh begins to close as soon as it is cleaved. Vampires need only fear those wounds that impale, or inflame. Water scorches like acid, and fledglings are devastated by sunlight's touch... I would have to modify my tactics to suit my foes.

Raziel: A crevice in which to cower, only scuttling from the shadows to devour a victim already ensnared in your cowardly trap. But you've made the mistake of leaving me unbound, and it is *you* who must succumb to *my* will

Raziel: Seraphan, Rahab. The antithesis of all we ever believed.

Raziel: Even the strongest vampire is vulnerable.

Raziel: The descent had destroyed me... and yet, I lived.

Raziel: Did it trouble *you* when you ordered me into the abyss?

Raziel: Lies! You cannot have foreseen all of this.

Raziel: Very poetic, Kain. But in the end, you offer no more than a convenient rationalization for your crimes.

Raziel: I have been to the Tomb of Sarafan, Kain. Your dirty secret is exposed. How could you transform a Sarafan priest into a vampire?

Raziel: I will not applaud your clever blasphemy. The Sarafan were saviors, defending Nosgoth from the corruption that *we* represent. My eyes are opened, Kain. I find no nobility in the un-life you rudely forced on my unwilling corpse!

Raziel: Answer me *little* brother, or I shall beat an answer from your horrid lips!

Raziel: What madness is this? What pitiful form is this that have come to inhabit? Death would be a release next to this travesty!

Raziel: I would choose oblivion over this existence!

Raziel: I am destroyed!

Raziel: Kain is deified. The clans tell tales of him. Few know the truth. He was mortal once, as were we all. However, his contempt for humanity drove him to create me and my bretheren. I am Raziel, first born of his lieutenants. I stood with Kain and my bretheren at the dawn of the empire. I have served him a millennium. Over time, we became less human, and more... divine. Kain would enter the state of change and emerge with a new gift. Some years after the master, our evolution would follow, until I had the honor of surpassing my lord. For my transgression, I earned a new kind of reward...

[Kain tears the bones from Raziel's wings, and Raziel screams in pain]

Raziel: Agony! There was only one possible outcome. My eternal damnation. I, Raziel, was to suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings, to burn forever in the bowels of the Lake of the Dead.

Raziel: Tumbling, burning with white hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the abyss. Unspeakable pain, relentless agony, time ceased to exist. Only this torture and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this hell. An eternity passed and my torment receded, bringing me back from the precipice of madness. The descent had destroyed me. Yet, I lived

Raziel: So its true... what Kain and Vorador told me. I am some kind of unholy vampire messiah

Raziel: I dont like that word... it smells of martyrdom.

Raziel: Are you so certain about that, Moebius?

Raziel: You two are a pair... you're just as fatalistic as he is.

Raziel: You said it yourself, Kain - there are only two sides to your coin.

Raziel: We agree then that the Pillars are crucial and must be restored.

Raziel: So after all this, you make my case for me. To end this stalemate, you must die so that new Guardians can be born.

Raziel: I really am some kind of unholy vampire messiah.

Raziel: As Melchiah and Zephon fell before my blade, I felt the Reaver's blood thirst as keenly as I ever had when I was still a vampire. I could sense the boundary between us dissolving. The Reaver was consumed with my rage and I was intoxicated by its bloodlust. The blade had a vitalizing effect on me. My physical energy no longer decayed over time and the wounds inflicted by my enemies healed almost instantly. The Reaver had made me invincible.

Raziel: You're a righteous fiend, aren't you?

Raziel: Apparently, I am.

Raziel: History abhors a paradox

Raziel: Your threats are unmoving. Even now I'm beyond your reach.

Raziel: [mockingly] As your agent, I am beyond death.

Raziel: I renounce you.

Raziel: Or maybe your just hungry. Could it be as simple as that? Wouldn't that be poetic irony? The greatest adversary to the vampires turns out to be the biggest parasite of them all.

Raziel: Ah, yes. I like that look on your face Moebius. You really don't know what to do now, do you old man? Here you are, caught with out your damned staff, and i suspect things aren't progressing as you'd hoped. You're not used to the fly turning to confront you in your web, are you?

Raziel: Come now, Moebius, you're a cunning serpent... you'll piece it together, i imagine.

Raziel: You kill him, if its so damned important!

Raziel: Why, you're trembling Moebius. Has your confidence abandoned you? You seem to have made a fatal error by leaving your precious staff behind. Is that where all your courage comes from?

Raziel: You talk as though we're allies

Raziel: Well, they're certainly trying to eliminate you, Kain, there can be no doubt of that. I am assaulted relentlessly with demands for your demise. As for me, I suspect they made a grave error when they allowed my unique resurrection. I don't think they know how to destroy me.

Raziel: And who exactly is this diabolical "they" to which we keep referring? If there's some grand conspiracy going on, the right hand doesn't appear to know what the left is doing. Even Moebius seems to be caught out at every turn.

Raziel: I have been dragged through hell and back, all it seems to reach this moment. But i don't yet know why?

Raziel: Mankind seems to only have brought you torment and grief. You must hate them.

Raziel: You knew i would lead the Sarafan to Janos, you vile bastard! You've been orchestating my every move!

Raziel: Ah, my ancient 'benefactor'... and i had dared to hope that we had parted ways forever. Your silence was refreshing, while it lasted. No doubt you have a conveniently inexpressible reason for your presence here?

Raziel: But perhaps not so omnipotent as you'd have me believe. Your hold on me appears to be tenuous. I no longer seem to need you, yet i'm guessing you still need me?

Raziel: I serve no one, not you, not Kain... and not your lackey Moebius!

Raziel: I have been many things. If you find me ignorant, enlighten me.

Raziel: I understand only this Kain, that you and Moebius have impelled me to this moment, simply means that i can trust neither of you. I don't know who's pulling the strings, bit it no longer matters, because i'm cutting them. I set my own course from here.

Kain: If only it were that simple.

Raziel: Your fatalism is tiresome, Kain.

Raziel: Humble words for one who presumes to teach me a lesson at every turn.

Raziel: Oh, i'm sick of hearing that particular phrase. As for saving Nosgoth, so far i see precious little reason to bother. And i'll choose my own 'purpose' from here on out, Time-Streamer. Right now, i choose to manipulate you, for a change.

Raziel: [to Moebius] I don't think this has anything to do with the Pillars or Kain's failure to sacrifice himself. I think you're afraid, because you don't know what he's up to! He's a wild card, isn't he, and you don't want his influence in your game. Which is why you wanted me to eliminate him. Now that he's survived, you have no idea what's coming, do you? Maybe for the first time in your entire life. You're terrified that he may truly have found a thrid option out of the dilemma you orchestrated for him

Raziel: Like the mercy you showed your fellow Guardians when you set Kain on them? Or the mercy you showed Kain when you kept him ignorant of his destiny while you used him as the Scourge of the Circle? Or perhaps like the mercy you showed your beloved Nupraptor when you made him Kain's first kill?

Raziel: Oh no. Every time you turn up something monumental and terrible happens. I don't think i have the stomach for it.

Raziel: You are persistent, crossing time like this to follow me. Still waiting for that coin of yours to land on its edge?

Raziel: And so it ends. My history comes full circle. Sensing its twin, the wraith blade uncoiled itself from me. And instead, wound lovingly around its former self. I felt its grip loosen. And as the blade left me, its absence chilled me more than its presence ever had. A foreboding sense of emptiness and loss stole over me. And a terrible revelation gathered like a storm at the edge of my awareness. With all other foes exhausted, the conjoined blades turned themselves on me! And I realized, finally, why I had sensed nothing when Janos offered me the blade. The Reaver was never forged to be a soul-stealing weapon. The ravenous, soul-devouring entity trapped in the blade was... and always had been... ME! This is why the blade was destroyed when Kain tried to strike me down. The Reaver could not devour its own soul. The paradox shattered the blade. So, this was my terrible destiny... to play out this purgatorial cycle for all eternity. I could not bear it. Despair overwhelmed me.

Raziel: There's some grim satisfaction in infuriating you.

Raziel: The two become one... both Soul Reavers... together... and the Scion of Balance is healed... And I am not your enemy... not your destroyer... I am, as before, your right hand...! Your sword...!

Raziel: And submission is not always as it seems

Raziel: I refuse to do your will!

Raziel: [narrating] I could not deny it. As long as I lingered here, defying my captor, I was able to postpone what I feared was my inevitable doom; to become the ravenous spirit imprisoned in the Reaver blade. But that sentence was no worse than the stalemate I now endured. Better to face one's destiny than cower from it.

Raziel: I know you well, Ariel, though you do not yet know me.

Raziel: All you have is time. I have come to seek your guidance.

Raziel: The banished race foretold a hero who would deliver them from their oppressors, and destroy the shackles of the Vampires' tyrannous God. The same hero that bore the flaming sword. What game was this, where every player on the board claimed the same pawn?

Raziel: Your pawn has reached the end of the board, Kain. And now my powers may even surpass yours. How ironic if the creature that you made should prove your own undoing. Now, we finish this.

Raziel: Vae Victis... woe to the conquered!

Raziel: Enough of your sermonizing! Are you trying to bore me into submission? Why must this game go on? We both know what you are. You're no better than the vampires you so despise, a voracious parasite cloaking its appetite in a shrod of righteousness! I refuse to do your will.

Raziel: You want this room cleared of its vermin?

Raziel: By choosing his own death? A sacrifice for the world? You don't know Kain very well.

Raziel: To the Wheel of Fate. Believe me, i know that even better than you do.

Raziel: Which i'm sure i must make at your direction. Your pawn has reached the end of the board, Kain!

Dumah,

Dumah: Not even Kain is my equal.

Dumah: We shall test your thesis, Raziel.

Melchiah,

Melchiah: Everyone is afraid, sibling. You awake to a world of fear. These times of change are so... unsettling. Do you think I feel no revulsion for this form? Do you believe for a moment that our Lord would risk his empire upon an upstart inheritance?

Melchiah: You are the last... to die...

Melchiah: The master is beyond your reach, Raziel. He makes himself known when He sees fit - not when commanded.

Turel,

Turel: No... No more questions... No more worship. Time to run, time to scream, time to die...

Zephon,

Will... instinct... reflex action... the insect mind finds little difference. I warn you, brother - as my stature has grown, so it is matched by my appetite... step forward, morsel!

Rahab,

Rahab: Does it matter? We were lost. He saved us.

Janos Audron

Janos: Raziel? My child, what have they done to you?

Janos: They fear what they don't understand; and despise what they fear. But no, i do not hate them.

Janos: The Pillars choose their Guardians from birth, Raziel and vampires are no longer born. This is the crux of our dilemma. And this is the terrible irony, with their vampire purge, the members of the Circle have assaulted the very architects of the Pillars they are sworn to protect. They have embarked on a treacherous path. With every vampire they kill, the humans are slitting their own throats

Vorador,

Vorador: Whelp! As if you knew what eternity was! Grovel before your true master.

Vorador: Take this ring. If you ever need assistance it will summon me. Despite your youthful arrogance, you amuse me, Kain - it would be such a pity to lose you to the Abyss.

Vorador: Meddling with the affairs of man can do us no good.

Vorador: Call your dogs! They can feast on your corpses!

Vorador: I distrust your origins, stranger, seeing you crawl from the putrid depths of Moebius' keep make me question your purpose here. And what should i make of your appearance human, clearly and more demon than vampire. And the Pillars? It is no mere coincidence that your arrival in that clearing heralded the Pillar's decay. And so i ask you plainly; are you the instrument of the Pillar's destruction or their salvation?

Magnus,

Umah

Legacy of Kain

Naruto

Naruto Uzumaki

Naruto Uzumaki: I'm not going to take back my words. That's my way of the ninja!

Naruto Uzumaki: Believe it!

Naruto Uzumaki: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Naruto Uzumaki: [When Naruto falls for an obvious trap and is struggling about. Kakashi is telling him that a ninja must see through deception] I get it I get it!

Naruto Uzumaki: I won't forgive you!

[the Nine Tails chakra bursts out of him]

Naruto Uzumaki: I'll rip you apart!

Naruto Uzumaki: Everyone... everyone... has risked their lives to come after you!

, Sasuke Uchiha

Sasuke Uchiha: [clenches fist] WELL GET INTERESTED!

, Sakura Haruno,

Kakashi Hatake

Kakashi: [about Sasuke's new technique] You'll wet your pants.

Inuyasha

Inuyasha,

Inuyasha: And I'm saying you have to be. 'Cuz there's no other way you could smell so...

[sniffs in her direction]

Inuyasha: You're not her.

Inuyasha: You're right. Kikyo was cuter. Much cuter.

Inuyasha: Wait, Stupid

Inuyasha: Will you just wait, and hear me out?

Inuyasha: Will you WATCH where you're aiming that thing?

Inuyasha: Watch the hair!

Inuyasha: You're obviously imagining things.

Inuyasha: Can we lose some of the violence?

Inuyasha: You're the one acting like a lunatic!

Inuyasha: What is it?

Inuyasha: Huh?

Inuyasha: Women.

Inuyasha: Hey! Whaddya mean?

Inuyasha: Huh! If Miroku stops acting like a lecher, what's left of him?

Inuyasha: Don't you faint on me, you stupid girl.

Kagome: Listen, it's fair to say you don't like me, right?

Inuyasha: Way more than fair.

Inuyasha: [Jumps to his feet in the tree and points at her] Ha! I knew it! What you don't get is that I'm only after the jewel! Your just trying to lure me into a false sense of security!

Inuyasha: Oh man.

InuYasha: [Stands between Miroku and Kagome and separates them] Hey get your hands off her.

Inuyasha: I'm not in love with her. She's just a... a jewel detector. That's right.

Inuyasha: You wouldn't dare betray me.

Inuyasha: I told you to get your hands off her.

Inuyasha: Are you crazy? You could have gotten yourself killed.

Inuyasha: That was her idea. She chose to go home. I never forced her. She said

[imitating Kagome]

Inuyasha: "I'm going home, stupid."

Inuyasha: Huh, what?

Inuyasha: [falls over] I'm a demon, not a comedian!

Inuyasha: Shippou, your village just called. They said they were looking for their idiot.

Inuyasha: OW!

InuYasha: Somehow, without my ever noticing it, it felt so natural, having Kagome near.

Inuyasha: I can't save you. I can't do anything to help you, except stay like this. If only I could stop time.

Inuyasha: Hey! Don't do this to me! What do you mean 'the whole thing'? Wait Kagome, What was I doing when you saw me? Wait! Tell me Kagome!

Inuyasha: But we're not lovers! And without love the whole argument kinda falls apart!

Inuyasha: What are you waiting for? Hurry up and shoot it!

Inuyasha: Yeah, well. If ya weren't so weird lookin, ya wouldn't even need it.

Inuyasha: [turns his back on her] Don't get excited. I still think you're pretty useless.

Inuyasha: Le-leave me alone!

Inuyasha: Uhh...

Young Inuyasha: Mother, what's a half-breed?

[His mother starts to cry]

Inuyasha: [voiceover] That's right, I remember. My mother, she was crying, crying for me. She knew what it meant. What my life would be like.

[the memory ends and Inuyasha growls at Sesshoumaru]

Inuyasha: Half breed or full breed, to me it don't matter. But when you insult my mother, that's when I get angry. For her sake then if for nothing else... I'm gonna make you pay!

Inuyasha: I'm gonna slit your stomach, take out your guts and put 'em in a bowl!

Inuyasha: [to Kagome, angry at her for saying she believes in him] You are nuts! This sword is good for nothing! Me, I'll live, I'm half demon. You though, you ain't got a chance.

Inuyasha: No! You should shut up and let me protect you!

Inuyasha: Huh? Ka... gome?

Inuyasha: [grins at the boy] In the flesh kid. Now, whats this problem you need help with?

Inuyasha: Lucky for you, cause in my world, there are plenty of monstars that would just love to have you for lunch.

Inuyasha: [Inuyasha pulls Kagome into a hug] I was afraid. I thought I was going to lose you. I was terrified.

Inuyasha: [thinking about Kagome] As long as she's alive and well, that's all I hope for. I can't bear to see another woman die.

Inuyasha: [growls] If you ever do anything like that again I'll rip your stupid arms off.

Inuyasha: [In his human form] But still, your eyes were all sparkly and stuff! You know you get a little too friendly when that guy's around, Kagome!

Inuyasha: [thinking to himself] Everyone is *crazy* around here!

Inuyasha: If only you could fight as fast as you can talk - then we'd get somewhere.

Inuyasha: Blah, blah, blah. A guy gets his hands on a new sword, and already he's lookin' for a soap box to stand on and preach it to the world!

Inuyasha: Then make it short.

Kagome,

Kagome: I know. My name is Kagome. Ka-Go-Me.

Kagome: What do you care? I'm going home. Goodbye, Inuyasha

Kagome: Sit, Boy.

Kagome: [With a bow and arrow ready to fire] Not as pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it? You live in a time where they don't even have SHAMPOO.

Kagome: Oh yeah? Well, this human's gonna kick your...

Kagome: Come on. Don't you feel the least bit sorry for Kikyo? Her grave was violated. I know you were betrayed by her but that was a long time ago. It's been at least 50 years since she passed away.

Kagome: Mind explaining to me why you haven't been able to look me straight in the eye since yesterday?

Kagome: Whoa whoa whoa hold the phone!

Kagome: [thinking] Ok now i am officially freaked. What's going on! He almost kissed me!

Kagome: HUH?

Kagome: I don't belong to ANYONE! Get your hands off me!

Kagome: You are so totally dense when it comes to women.

Kagome: I don't care how much you love a person, you'll definitely fall out of love if they're insensitive all the time.

Kagome: Oh really? That's funny, considering all I have to do to make you obey is say the word 'sit'

Kagome: Whoops, sorry about that.

Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out.

Kagome: I want you to be happy. I want you to laugh a lot. I don't know what exactly I'll be able to do for you, but I'll always be by your side.

Kagome: Inuyasha, look what you've done! You've hurt his feelings!

Kagome: Yup! The whole thing from start to finish. So I would appreciate it if you left me alone for a bit.

Kagome: No chance.

Kagome: Back in the other room? Because, I thought I was going to lose you. I thought you were going to... die.

Kagome: Okay, that's it. you made a point of telling me before than you couldn't stand my scent.

Kagome: [after Miroku observes that Inuyasha isn't such a bad guy] Miroku is right. Inuyasha could have killed the artist, and ended the trouble in one blow. But instead, he spared the man's life and went straight for the ink pot. Yeah, I guess Inuyasha's all right. He just doesn't know it yet. I might tell him, someday, if the time is ever right.

Kagome: [slaps Myoga the flea] Do I *look* like a blood bank?

Miroku,

Miroku: You'll have my children? Ten babies, or maybe even twenty?

Miroku: [stunned] Huh? Uh... heh heh...

Miroku: No need to apologize, Sango. Besides, I'm as much to blame. Kagome informed me that my bad habit of flirting with women was the cause of all this. I'm really sorry, Sango.

Miroku: Sango... I want you to hear my feelings. You don't need to say anything, just please, hear me out.

Miroku: You're not like the others, Sango. You're a very special woman to me.

Miroku: Somehow it's different with us. You see, Sango, I've never had such strong feelings for a woman as I do for you.

Miroku: Except... there's one problem. I feel as if I cannot love you as an ordinary woman.

[Sango stares blankly ahead, shocked. The others are still eavesdropping] \

Miroku: I'm just getting started. If this battle with Naraku ever comes to an end, and the curse of my wind tunnel is broken... if I make it out alive... If we made it that far, would you come live with me... would you bear my children, Sango?

Miroku: So, Sango. Mind if I sit with you?

Miroku: I really don't want to see you suffering on your own. Tell me, is there anything I can do to help comfort you?

Miroku: And don't worry, Sango, I won't stroke your bottom.

Miroku: I am a solitary man, enjoying my own company.

Miroku: Then I ask you for a favor. I would like you to bear me a son. If for some reason, I don't survive, I want him to carry on the family legacy.

Miroku: Well, you could learn to be more gentle.

Miroku: Pain is nothing. It is death that concerns me.

Miroku: Life itself is a frightening image for every human being... being strong in life isn't easy.

Miroku: Please do not fear, we shall exterminate the youkai for you.

Miroku: We ask for nothing in return, except for a place to stay, some food, and women.

Miroku: It was a joke. How about just the women?

Miroku: So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?

Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did *that* right in front of Kagome?

Miroku: Aah... Nothing!

[to himself]

Miroku: Resist all temptation...

Miroku: You don't know who you're dealing with. What meaning does my life have without the woman I deeply care for? I would sacrifice my life for hers!

Miroku: WIND TUNNEL!

Sango,

Sango: Yes! Miroku... does this mean you'll stop womanizing?

Sango: [briefly pausing on each word] You. Will. Stop. Flirting... Right?

Sango: You... don't have to apologize. I was careless, that's all! You didn't have anything to do with it.

Sango: Hm?

Sango: [blushing, surprised] Uh...

Sango: We said it all, right? I'm going.

Sango: [thinking about Kohaku] What will I do if Kohaku's committed even MORE crimes by the next time I see him? Can I save Kohaku?

Sango: Just stay here, sit beside me.

Sango: [crying] NO! If you can't go on... then we'll die here together!

Kirara,

Shipo,

Naruku

Kagura,

Kanna,

Sesshomaru,

Kikyo,

Koga,

Menomaru,

Bleach

Ichigo Kurosaki,

Ichigo Kurosaki: Eh-eah.

[wipes away blood]

Ichigo Kurosaki: Hm?...

Ichigo Kurosaki: Why don't you just shut your trap! Alright? I got blood in my eyes! So I just stopped to wipe it away!

Ichigo Kurosaki: [puzzled] Mm!

Ichigo Kurosaki: Huh! Ain't gonna happen...

Rukia Kuchiki,

Orihime Inoue,

Yasutora "Chad" Sado,

Uryu Ishida

Fullmetal Alchemist

Edward Elric

Alphonse Elric

Roy Mustang

Dante

Dragonballz

Goku,

Krillin,

Yamcha,

Tien,

Roshi,

Gohan,

Vegeta,

Frieza,

Cell

Digimon

Tai Kamiya Agumon

Matt and Gabumon

Sora and Biyomon

Izzy and Tentomon

Mimi Tachikawa Palmon

Joe and Gomamon

TK and Patamon

Kari Kamiya Gatomon

Ken and Wormmon

Davis and Veemon

Yolei and Hawkmon

Cody and Armadillomon

Harry Potter

Harry,

Ron,

Hermine,

Malfoy,

Voldemort

Twilight

Bella,

Edward,

Jacob,

Volturi

Lord of the Rings

Sauron

Percy Jackson & the Olympians

Avatar the last Airbender

Aang,

Katara,

Souka,

Toph,

Zuko,

Mai,

Ty Lee,

Azula

Firelord

Teen TItans

Robin,

Cyborg,

Beast Boy,

Starfire,

Raven,

Terra

Beast Wars

Terrasaur

, Scorpinoc,

Tarantuals,

Black Archidna,

Optimus Primal,

Rhinox,

Rattrap,

Dinobot,

Cheetor,

Tigatron,

Airazor,

Silverbolt,

Depthcharge,

Megatron,

Waspinator,

Inferno,

Rampage

X-men

Professor X,

Cyclops,

Iceman,

Angel,

Beast,

Jean Grey,

Nightcrawler,

Wolverine,

Storm,

Rogue,

Gambit

SSB

Mario,

Kirby,

Pit,

Rob,

Kingdom Hearts

Sora,

Riku,

Kairi,

Ansem,

Maleficent

Final Fantasy

Tidus,

Yuna,

Auron,

Wakka,

Lulu,

Rikku,

Kimari,

Cloud,

Squall,

Sephiroth

Mass Effect

Commander Shepard,

Wrex,

Garrus,

Ashley,

Liara,

Halo

Master Chief,

Cortona,

Spartans,

ODST,

Arbiter,

Srg. Johnson

Devil May Cry

Dante,

Dante: It's been a year since we last met. Where does the time go?

Dante: No doubt you've got some fun planned for me. Right, Vergil?

Dante: You want a date? Well, forget it. Because I make a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head!

Dante: [aiming a gun at Vergil] So... this is what they call a "heart-warming family reunion"?

Dante: Whatever, do as you please.

Dante: I'm beginning to think I've got rotten luck with women.

Dante: Father? I don't have a father. I just don't like you, that's all.

Dante: I can already tell. Looks like this is gonna be one hell of a party!

Dante: Damn it! You guys totally wrecked my shop and I haven't even named it yet!

Dante: Who knows? I'm not even sure myself.

Dante: Well, we have something in common. I have a dysfunctional family too.

Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left.

Dante: Whatever. At any rate, it has been a whole year since we last met. How about a kiss from your little brother? Or better yet, how about a kiss from this?

Dante: Devils never cry.

Dante: Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know in a dog show, you'd definitely take the first place.

Dante: Easy, Fido! How about I take you out for a walk? Come on, puppy. Let's go!

Dante: It's showtime. Come on!

Dante: Aww, you poor thing. Didn't your mother teach you how to use a door?

Dante: Huh?... Gimme a break. Tell you what, next time I'll try to wear some cologne, okay?

Dante: Hahahaha! A son cleaning up his dad's mess, huh? Where have I heard this story before?

Dante: It's like staring at a backed up toilet!

Dante: Remember what we used to say?

Vergil, Dante: Jackpot.

Dante: [to Lady] Quite frankly, at first I didn't give a damn. But because of you, I know what's important now. I know what I need to do.

Dante: Enough already! How much longer are you gonna carry on like this? In case you didn't get the hint, I'll spell it out. Your "Guest" wants to go through, got it?

Dante: Look at you! Coming in with a big dramatic scene and stealing MY spotlight

Dante: So, bring it on! I love this.

[Dante brandishes his weapon, and begins approaching the Demons]

Dante: This is what I live for! And I'm absolutely crazy about it!

Dante: If that's what it takes to shut you up.

Dante: Dude, the show's over.

Dante: Dude, my father wasn't so hideous. Can't you tell by looking at me?

[Checks his reflection in his sword]

Dante: What took you so long?

Dante: And neither do I, so I'll cut to the chase. I'm here for the sword.

Dante: It was originally my brother's... return it to me and I'll let you go, kid.

Dante: [after their battle concludes] You cooled off yet, kid? What's the matter? Why the glare?

Dante: That sword was used to separate our world from the demons. I can't have something of that kinda power floating around now, can I? It's got to stay in the family.

Dante: First I whip it out, then I thrust it, with great force. Every angle, it penetrates. Until, with great strength, I ram it in. In the end, we're all satisfied.

Lady,

Lady: Date a demon? I'm not that desperate

Lady: Let me go!

Lady: So he's a demon too...

Lady: You've heard of it, haven't you? The legend of Sparda? When I was young, my father would tell me stories about it. Long ago, in ancient times, a demon rebelled against his own kind for the sake of the human race. With his sword, he shut the portal to the demonic realm and sealed the evil entity off from our human world. But since he was a demon himself, his power was also trapped on the other side. I never believed it. I thought it was just a child's fairy tale. But I discovered that the so-called legend wasn't a myth at all. Sparda existed. How do I know? Well... I met the sons of Sparda. *Both* of them. Though the same blood of their father flowed through their veins, the two battled each other fiercely like arch-enemies. It seems as if they derived some twisted pleasure from this brotherly fighting. But in the end, only one was left standing.

Lady: I thought I wasn't going to cry...

Lady: [about Arkham] He was obsessed with becoming a devil, so much he killed his own wife. For that he butchered innocent people too. He's the most vile kind of creature. To top it off, that filthy scum... is my father.

Lady: I see. Maybe somewhere out there even a devil may cry when he loses a loved one. Don't you think?

Lady: Are you crying?

Dante: It's only the rain.

Lady: The rain already stopped.

Lady: What happened next? Nothing, really. We took care of all the remaining devils and that was it. I still have a job to do that's far from done, which is to eliminate every last demon. I need to ensure that monsters like my father never come about again. Then he promised to help me hunt down the demons, even though he's part one himself. But now I realize, there are humans as evil as any devil, as well as calm and compassionate demons in this universe. At least I've found one so-called devil who's able to shed tears for those he cares about. That's enough for me to believe in him

Lady: Oh, speaking of a kind devil, he finally decided on a name for his shop. It took him quite a while to pick one. Want to know the name? Devil May Cry

Lady: By the way...

[Demons appear and surround Dante and Lady]

Lady: Looks like we're gonna be busy for awhile.

Lady: The only family I ever had was my mother... and she's dead!

[fires]

Lady: I don't have a name

Lady: I don't care! Call me anything you want.

Lady: Try me.

Nero,

Nero: You... What are you doing here? Forget it, I don't have time for this.

Nero: Your point being?

Nero: You look as if you've just been playing me from the beginning.

Nero: Wrong Credo. All that you've become is a demon

Nero: Go blow yourself

Virgil

Vergil: You got that right.

[draws sword]

Vergil: Why do you refuse to gain power? The power of our father Sparda?

Vergil: That's none of my concern. Did he have it?

Vergil: My sincerest apology, brother. I was so eager to see you and couldn't concentrate on the preparation of the bash.

Vergil, Dante: Jackpot.

Vergil: I've come to reclaim my power.

[aims sword]

Vergil: You can't handle it.

Vergil: Well... you don't really believe that HE deserves to be our main event, do you?

Vergil: You should come to realize you cannot handle the power of Sparda.

Vergil: [Vergil runs Dante through with his sword] Foolishness, Dante.

[Pushes his sword in a little deeper]

Vergil: Foolishness! Might controls everything. And without strength, you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself.

[Yanks out his sword and takes Dante's pendant]

Infamous

Cole McGraf,

Cole MacGrath: [Zeke is having a coughing fit] You alright?

Cole MacGrath: ...That's a big-ass fiddle.

Cole MacGrath: What'd I miss?

Cole MacGrath: Oh, nice!

Cole MacGrath: ...Twice as bright.

Cole MacGrath: I'm gonna think this over. You guys get ready to act!

Cole MacGrath: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cole MacGrath: Oh do you really think I'm the demon?

Cole MacGrath: [Mocking Bertrand's southern accent] The demon of empire city?

Cole MacGrath: Oooh. Go right ahead. I'm not stopping you.

Cole MacGrath: Hey, Kuo... listen. I know you're probably pissed at me...

Cole MacGrath: How about we butcher Bertrand? Wasn't that the plan?

Cole MacGrath: "Quality time"? Wow, never would've pegged you as a soccer mom.

Cole MacGrath: Dropped out of college and got a job as a bike courier. Mostly just to piss off my parents. I was someone you'd never notice. Just a guy delivering packages to folks you'd never know. And then one day... a package found me.

[explosion]

Cole MacGrath: Thousands died. Five square blocks smashed into rubble... And at the centre... was me. Alive... but changed. But no one could have seen what was coming. Back then, Empire City was in quarantine. It had gone to hell. Other people with powers started showing up, and it was my job to sort through it all. Find out who had given me that package, and why. Hell, even my best friend turned his back on me to try to get powers of his own. But in the end I found the man responsible. Kessler. He explained everything through a vision of the future. A Beast is coming. A monster only I can defeat, provided that I am strong and ready to face him. A month later, I met Lucy Kuo. She somehow knew all about the Beast, in fact... she had come to help me prepare. Claimed a friend, Dr. Wolfe, had worked on the Ray Sphere prototype. And that he could amplify my powers. All I had to do was go with her down to New Marais. I need those powers. The Beast is coming. And I will be ready.

Cole MacGrath: [narrated lines] While sliding into unconsciousness I could somehow, I don't know... hear the voices of dying. Thousands crushed by falling buildings, or burned alive in the fires. Trish lost her sister. Almost lost me. Zeke was always there, somehow sure that I'd wake up.

Title Card: Day 4

Cole MacGrath: [continue narrating] While outside, the city fell apart. A plague struck. Followed by rioting. Thefts. Rapes. Civilization committing suicide. In a bullshit attempt to contain the biological threat, the federal government locked down all access in and out of the city. Now we're stuck in this cage with the psychos. Cops are all but gone off the streets. Either dead or too chickenshit to stand against the gangs that control things now. Outside, things were bad, but inside - inside of me - something was beginning. Scary as hell at first. Gonna understand there was no one to talk to, no experts to consult. But with time, I'm learning to control it. Master it. Just hope it's not too late...

Cole MacGrath: Oh, here we go...

Cole MacGrath: Damn near blew my hand off.

Cole MacGrath: You pissed all over him.

Cole MacGrath: Yeah, awesome. Until we run into a wall of cops.

Cole MacGrath: Sure, I could use a sidekick.

Cole MacGrath: You need to take a nap, and and a bath. I got things to do.

Zeke

Zeke Jedediah Dunbar: Yeah! Fit as a fiddle.

Zeke Jedediah Dunbar: "Don't shoot my ass!"

Zeke Jedediah Dunbar: Entree vous.

Zeke: Hey Cole, before we head over to Archer, I gotta go pick up a new six shooter.

Zeke: Nah, that was badass! The second you touched it, the electricity in your hand cooks off the gunpowder, and the whole thing goes KA-BAM! Look on your face was priceless.

Zeke: Which is why you won't be touching the new one! Traded this guy one of my homemade batteries for it.

Zeke: Hell, he doesn't know that!

Zeke: Hey Cole, remember that time we were coming home from Duffy's, and I had to take a leak, and that bike cop was yellin' at me to put up my hands?

Zeke: He told me to put up my hands! Well, while he's out back covered in piss, I hop in and we take off! Haha, awesome!

Zeke: Like I said, awesome! Shame we won't be able to do anything like that again.

Zeke: That Ray Sphere thing must dish out powers to anyone controllin' it! You gotta bring it back here!

Zeke: Aw, hell with that. Zeke Jedediah Dunbar is his own man.

Zeke: Yes it is, after my grandfather. Strong man for a man his size, not sure where Zeke comes from, but i'm certain...

Prototype

Alex Mercer,

Alex Mercer: My name is Alex Mercer. I'm the reason for all of this. They call me a killer, a monster, a terrorist... I am all of these things.

Alex Mercer: One virus, three weeks, millions dead... and I was there. My name was Alex Mercer, and my work is almost done

Alex Mercer: I looked for the truth, found it. Didn't like it, wish the hell I could forget it. Alex Mercer... this city suffered for his mistakes... for what he did at Penn station and whoever he was, that's a part of me, 'cause when I close my eyes, I see the memories of a thousand dead men, screaming as I take their lives. Moments I'll relive forever. What have I become? Something less than human, but also something more.

Alex Mercer: They think they are in control? They have no idea what I'm capable of

Alex Mercer: I saw what he saw. I know what he knew. His memories are my memories.

James Heller

James Heller: Alex Mercer, you killed my wife and my daughter. You turned me into this...monster. Now you spread the virus and you send your pets to kill me?

Transformers

Megatron,

MEGATRON: Spare me, you gaseous sycophant! You know what you are told, which is nothing!

MEGATRON: And what news from your little assassin?

MEGATRON: You did me a great honour, tracking that ship to the moon. Your human collaborators have served their purpose, Soundwave. It's time to eliminate loose ends. [Laserbeak flies away]

MEGATRON: Here we are. Fight us NOW.

MEGATRON: Oh, don't be greedy, my fragile ones...

MEGATRON: All hail Megatron!

MEGATRON: The city is secured. The humans cannot stop us!

MEGATRON: This is the victory I've promised you so many years ago where we rebuild Cybertron together.

MEGATRON: Be gone, insect operatives! Your work is done!

MEGATRON: Cybertron... you are saved, at last.

MEGATRON: Oh, have you come to surrender?

MEGATRON: YOU DARE LECTURE ME, SLAVE?

Megatron: There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet. The boy could lead us to it

Megatron: This isn't over

Megatron: Yeesss...

Megatron: [squeezing Starscream] You left me to die on that pathetic insect planet!

Megatron: So disappointing...

Megatron: Even in death, there is no command but MINE!

Megatron: Well, then, let me strip the very flesh from his body!

Megatron: Come here, boy. Closer... You remember me, don't you?

Megatron: [pinning Sam down] It feels good to grab your flesh! I am going to kill you slowly, painfully, but first, we have some delicate work to do. How could I snap your limbs off!

Megatron: You are so WEAK!

Megatron: Then we will force them to find him for us! It's time for the world to know about our presence. No more disguises. NO MERCY! The time has come for my master's arrival.

Starscream,

Blackout,

Iron Hide,

Bumblebee,

Optimus Prime

Avengers

Thor,

Ironman,

Hulk,

Spiderman,

Captain America,

Deadpool,

Blade,

Ghostrider

Star Trek

Captain Kirk,

Captain Picard,

Data,

Spock,

Worf

Jak & Daxter

Jak

Daxter,

Samos,

Keira,

Torn

Ashelin

Warcraft

Archimonde,

Kil'jaeden,

Mannoroth,

Ner'zhul,

Sargeras,

Balnazzar,

Magtheridon,

Mal'Ganis,

Tichondrius,

Varimathras,

Asgalor,

Hakkar,

Kazzak,

Anetheron,

Detheroc,

Akama,

Velen,

Nobundo,

Restalaan,

Iridi,

Ishanah,

Vinidicator

Maraad,

Alextrasza,

Malygos,

Neltharion,

Illidan,

Cenarius,

Starcraft

Terrain,

Protoss,

Zerg,

Jim Raynor,

Matt Horner,

Tychus Findlay,

Gabriel Tosh,

Ariel Hanson,

Ariel Hanson

Spyro

Sparks

Metal Gear

Solid Snake,

Big Boss,

Gray Fox,

Pettrovich Madnar

Half-life

Gordon Freeman,

G-man,

Adrain Shephard,

Barney Calhoun,

Dr. Rosenberg,

Alyx Vance,

Vortigaunts

Doom

Dead Space

Isaac Clarke,

Necromorphs

Dead Rising

Frank West

Resident Evil

Leon Scott Kennedy,

Ashley Graham,

Ada Wong,

Chris Redfield,

Sheva Alomar

Buffy

Buffy Anne Summers,

Xander,

Willow,

Angel,

Oz,

Cordelia,

Rupert

House

Dr. Gregory House,

Dr. James Wilson,

Dr. Lisa Cuddy,

Dr. Eric Foreman,

Dr. Robert Chase,

Dr. Allison Cameron

Heroes

Claire Bennet,

Noah Bennet,

Matt Parkman,

Hiro Nakamura,

Peter Petrelli,

Nathan Petrelli,

Sylar,

Elle,

Adam

Firefly

Malcolm Reynolds,

Zoe Washburne,

Hoban "Wash" Washburne,

Inara Serra,

Jayne Cobb,

Kaylee Frye,

Dr. Simon Tam,

River Tam,

Derrial Book

Supernatural

Star Wars

DC comics

Superman,

Supergirl,

Green Lantern,

Batman,

Wonderwoman,

the Flash

God of War

Kratos

Uncharted

Drake

Darksiders

War

Prince of Persia

the prince

Grand Theft Auto

Carl CJ Johnson

28 days later

Rage virius

Danny Phantom

South Park

Cartman,

Kenny,

Kyle,

Stan

Yulaw: I am Yulaw! I am nobody's bitch! You are mine.

Prison Warden: Yulaw, are you ready?

Yulaw: [looks at Warden] Are you?

Gabe: SOMETHING'S wrong!

[after seeing Yulaw run past a squad car]

Police Officer: Holy shit! He's doin' fifty!

Lawless: You want that thumb?

[Being ambushed by three cops]

Yulaw: Don't you people ever learn?

[Before Gabe and Yulaw fight each other]

Yulaw: After this, there will be only one.

Gabe: I won't be the one, but neither will you.

[last lines]

[Yulaw making his announcement to the prisoners in the Hades Universe]

Yulaw: I don't need to know you. *You* only need to know *me*. I will be The One!

Yulaw: I don't need to know you.

Yulaw: You only need to know me.

Yulaw: I will be the one.

[Yulaw listens to heavy metal in a stolen van but gets held at gunpoint by Roedecker]

Yulaw: Just when I find something that I like in this universe.

Funsch: I am a Multiverse agent.

Gabe: You're a nut.

Funsch: Hey, you're the one that's seeing yourself.

Yulaw: There has never been anything greater than what I have become.

Roedecker: On the floor, right now!

Yulaw: The floor? This is a hospital. The floor is full of germs. Want me to get sick?

Roedecker: You have killed 123 people, I'd say that is a *very* bad thing you did, Yulaw. You don't know what would happen if you kill this one. His death could affect the whole system, but I guess that doesn't matter to...

Yulaw: I know, everything must be balanced. Blah-blah-blah-blah, the party line. What do you think would happen?

Roedecker: Some people think you'd explode. Some people think you'd implode.

Yulaw: You're missing one.

Roedecker: Some people think you'd become some sort of god?

Yulaw: Yes, that's the one.

Gabe: [putting a protective helmet on Rotten Ronnie] It's okay. You're doing the right thing.

Funsch: In this, you exist. In another you don't exist. In another, you're married to the same woman. In another, you're married to a different woman. In another, you're married to a man.

Gabe: Hey!

Funsch: There is a string of energy divided among every one of us. We all have it.

Gabe: So I'm next?

Funsch: You're the last.

Nurse Besson: For God's sake, you're getting an MRI, not a heart transplant.

Yulaw: The shortest distance between two points will always be a straight line.

Yulaw: There hasn't been anything like what I have become. You know that, you were there for my very first one.

Funsch: Permission to speak, sir. I know what I've gotta do. And I'll never get the chance to say thank you for squaring me away. So, thank you sir.

Roedecker: Funsch. Us splitting up, you going solo... is way out of procedure. So listen to me. I know where you come from. I know what you've been through, but this place is different. Not everyone is a combatant. There are innocent people here. So if you get into the shit, you trust your heart, not your head, hmm?

Funsch: Loud and clear, sir.

Yulaw: [confronting Gabriel Law] The good news is you're not crazy. The bad news is...

[starts shooting at him]

T.K. Law: You were shot. You need to be examined.

Gabriel Law: You can do it.

T.K. Law: Um, newsflash. I'm a vet. You're not a dog.

T.K. Law: Maybe it's part of what's been going on with you. People get older, Gabe. They don't get stronger. They don't get faster all of a sudden.

Gabriel Law: My grandfather taught me the energy of life goes in a circle in a perfect flow, balanced. He said until I find my center, my circle would never be whole. That day, I first saw her in the clinic I came in with a dog that was hit by a car. I knew right away she was my center. She made me whole.

Yulaw: Just so you know, I'm going to take that gun and kill you before you can pull the trigger. There's nothing you can do, except give it to me.

[first lines]

Narrator: There is not one universe. There are many: A multiverse. We have the technology to travel between universes, but travel is highly restricted and policed. There is not one you. There are many. Each of us exists in present time, in parallel universes. There was balance in the system, but now a force exists who seeks to destroy the balance so he can become The One.

Prison Warden: [to Yulow] People have found you guilty of one hundred and twenty three counts of first degree murder and one hundred and twenty three counts of unauthorised travel to parallel universes. For these crimes you have been sentenced to life without the possibility of return.

Roedecker: There's only one place he could be going.

Funsch: Not a problem.

Yulaw: [to T.K] Before I saw him I felt him. It was me.

Roedecker: [to Evan] He's close to you on strength.

Yulaw: If we kill him, this whole universe could go with him.

Yulaw: I just need to do it one more time.

Funsch: This is the only way to stop him. My own design. Yeah, that'll work too.

Yulaw: Miss me?

Kain: I am the last Pillar. The only survivor of the Circle of Nine. At my whim the world will be healed or damned. At my whim.

Ottmar: We shall die today as heroes, lest we live tomorrow as slaves!

Malek: Vengeance! Vengeance for my eternity of suffering!

Vorador: Whelp! As if you knew what eternity was! Grovel before your true master.

Malek: Never! I'll hack you from crotch to gizzard and feed what's left of you to your brides...

Kain: Ironic. By going back in time, and altering the past, you turned William the Just into the Nemesis.

Moebius: Aye - you have seen my plan, vampire, as I have seen your destiny. The future says you die!

Kain: But I am dead . . .

[Kain lops off Moebius' head]

Kain: as are you!

The Unspoken: You thought yourself a king when in fact you were a pawn! You have served me well, Kain.

Kain: I serve no one!

The Unspoken: Indeed. Such narrow vision. Don't you see? My silencing of Ariel, and its calculated repercussions, is but the first act in my theatre of Grand Guignol. Of which you are the tragic hero... play on, little vampire, play on...

Kain: Vae Victus!

Kain: The Mentalist Nupraptor was renowned through Nosgoth for his tricks of the mind, telepathy and telekinesis. Pilgrims traveled from all across the land seeking the comfort of his lies. I sought not his wisdom... but his life.

Kain: Alas, poor Nupraptor, I knew him well... Well, not really.

Kain: I awoke to the pain of a new existence, in a dank womb of darkness and decay.

Ariel: Nupraptor, your madness has shattered our dreams and blinded you...

Kain: Keep your distance or I'll send you back to Hell, spirit!

Ariel: There is nothing left of me to fear, vampire. I am only a shadow of my former self... Ariel, the Balance of the Circle of Nine. Even so, I can provide the answers you seek.

Kain: I seek only a cure.

Ariel: There is no cure for death. Only release. You must destroy the sorcery that is now poisoning Nosgoth. Only then will you realize peace.

Kain: I came upon one of Nupraptor's serving girls, catatonic with fear, choking out half-words through bloodied, broken teeth. Although tempted by hunger, I stayed my hand, allowing her to tell her story. She spoke of her Lord Nupraptor, driven to insanity by the brutal slaying of his beloved Ariel. She spoke of his self-mutilation, sewing his eyes and lips shut to deny the outside world. Fueled by despair and hopelessness, he turned his magic on the Circle, infecting their minds with his madness. Nupraptor cared for nothing now, save his pathetic self-pity. Scars such as hers would never heal. Death would only be a mercy.

Vorador: Take this ring. If you ever need assistance it will summon me. Despite your youthful arrogance, you amuse me, Kain - it would be such a pity to lose you to the Abyss.

Kain: Time fades even legend, and the origin of the Soul Reaver has been lost long ago. But its purpose remains - to feed on the souls of any creature it strikes. Kindred, this blade and I.

[after Vorador's execution]

Executioner: We are free of this unholy scourge!

Moebius: Not yet, my friend. Would you be free of a plague if only one city was cleansed?

Crowd: No! No!

Moebius: Would you spare one wolf in the pack that has devastated your herd?

Crowd: No!

Moebius: Then let us destroy them all!

Crowd: Yes!

Moebius: [points at Kain] He is the last! Destroy him!

[false ending]

Ariel: In his life, he was unknown... a petty noble. In death, he was unknown. Yet by choosing oblivion, he restored Balance to the land. Shades cast, no shadows.

[true ending]

Kain: Once I embraced my gifts, I realized that Vorador was right; we are gods... dark gods and it is our duty to thin the herd.

Oracle: A nobleman? Seeking wisdom? Death has taught you well.

Kain: Enough philosophy - I seek answers.

Oracle: Answers indeed. I have them all if you have the questions. And what are the questions for these answers? King Ottmar, the only hope to defeat the legions of the Nemesis. King Ottmar paralyzed by his princess' malaise. King Ottmar the useless. Pray good sir, what are the questions?

Kain: A pox upon your tricks and babble, old man! Answer me this: Who is Malek and how can I defeat him?

Oracle: All in time, sirrah. Yes, time. Unless you master it - it will master you. And now it's time for your answer: Malek - defender of the Nine and last of the Seraphan sorcerer-priests. His vanity led to the slaughter of the Circle at the hands of the vampire Vorador. For his failing, his spirit was fused to a hellish set of magical armor. He has allowed no member of the Circle to fall since.

Kain: What of this Vorador?

Oracle: Follow the glow of the Ignis Fatuus to the Termagent forest.

Kain: Ignis Fatuus?

Oracle: The Ignis Fatuus lights the path to Hell, nobleman. Your path. Time, Kain... next time...

Vorador: Meddling with the affairs of man can do us no good.

Anacrothe: You betrayed us Mortanius! You had Kain killed and turned him into a monster! You set him upon us!

Mortanius: It had to be. Nupraptor's insanity poisoned all of our minds. The Circle had failed in its sworn duties. It had to be destroyed.

Anacrothe: Failed our duties? Idiot! The Circle exists for us, we don't exist for it! Our powers will save or damn Nosgoth at our whim! Stand with us, Mortanius, or die!

Mortanius: Then I shall die!

Vorador: Call your dogs! They can feast on your corpses!

Kain: I fear no dangers, do you hear? They will fear me.

Raziel: [upon first seeing his body] I would choose oblivion over this travesty.

Elder God: The choice is not yours.

Elder God: Redeem yourself... or, if you prefer, avenge yourself.

Morlock: Heretic, you shall not pass!

Raziel: Such loyalty, to one who has you guarding this outpost like a chained dog. Tell me, do you prosper on the scraps he casts you?

Morlock: Your insults will do nothing to blunt the agony of your demise!

Raziel: Kain killed me once, behold the results. I have no more to fear from you!

Kain: Raziel... the Abyss has been unkind.

Raziel: I am your creation, Kain. Now, as before, you criticize your own work.

Raziel: Damn you, Kain! You are not God! This act of genocide is unconscionable!

Kain: Conscience...? You dare speak to me of conscience? Only when you have felt the full gravity of choice should you dare to question my judgment!

Raziel: I would choose integrity, Kain.

Raziel: Am I reduced to this? A ghoul? A fratricide?

Elder God: Elevated, Raziel... not reduced.

Raziel: You are lost in a maze of moral relativism, Kain. These apparitions and portents... what game are you playing now?

Kain: Destiny is a game, is it not? And now you await my latest move...

Raziel: Enough riddles - what are you saying?

Melchiah: You are the last... to die...

Raziel: Tell me, Melchiah - where can I find Kain?

Melchiah: The master is beyond your reach, Raziel. He makes himself known when He sees fit - not when commanded.

Zephon: Will... instinct... reflex action... the insect mind finds little difference. I warn you, brother - as my stature has grown, so it is matched by my appetite... step forward, morsel!

Raziel: Seraphan, Rahab. The antithesis of all we ever believed.

Rahab: Does it matter? We were lost. He saved us.

Raziel: Saved us? From what?

Rahab: From ourselves.

Dumah: Not even Kain is my equal.

Raziel: Even the strongest vampire is vulnerable.

Dumah: We shall test your thesis, Raziel.

Elder God: From this moment and ever afterward, You and this blade are inextricably bound. Soul Reaver and reaver of souls, your destinies are intertwined.

Raziel: The descent had destroyed me... and yet, I lived.

[Raziel confronts Kain in the Chronoplast]

Kain: At last. I must say I'm disappointed in your progress. I imagined you'd be here sooner. Tell me, did it trouble you to murder your brothers?

Raziel: Did it trouble *you* when you ordered me into the abyss?

Kain: No. I had faith in you. In your ability to hate, in your self-righteous indignation.

Raziel: Lies! You cannot have foreseen all of this.

Raziel: Very poetic, Kain. But in the end, you offer no more than a convenient rationalization for your crimes.

Raziel: I have been to the Tomb of Sarafan, Kain. Your dirty secret is exposed. How could you transform a Sarafan priest into a vampire?

Kain: You may have uncovered your past, but you know nothing of it. You think the Sarafan were noble? Altruistic?

[chuckles]

Kain: Don't be simple. Their agenda was the same as ours.

Raziel: You are lost in a maze of moral relativism, Kain. These apparitions and portents... what game are you playing now?

Kain: Destiny is a game, is it not? And now, you await my latest move.

Kain: You nearly had me, Raziel. But this is not where, or how, it ends. Fate promises more twists before this drama unfolds completely.

[when trying to grill Melchiah for information]

Raziel: Answer me *little* brother, or I shall beat an answer from your horrid lips!

Elder God: I know you, Raziel. You are worthy.

Raziel: What madness is this? What pitiful form is this that have come to inhabit? Death would be a release next to this travesty!

Elder God: You did not survive the abyss, Raziel. I have only spared you from total dissolution.

Raziel: I would choose oblivion over this existence!

Elder God: The choice is not yours.

Raziel: I am destroyed!

Elder God: YOU ARE REBORN! The birth of one of Kain's abominations traps the essence of life. It is this soul that animates the corpse you *lived* in. And that, Raziel, is the demise of Nosgoth. There is no balance. The souls of the dead remain trapped. I cannot spin them in the wheel of fate. They cannot complete their destinies.

Elder God: Redeem yourself. Or, if you prefer, avenge yourself. Settle your dispute with Kain. Destroy him and your brethren. Free their souls, and let the wheel of fate churn again. Use your hatred to reave their souls. I can make it possible. Become my "soul reaver"- my angel of death.

[Kain tears the bones from Raziel's wings, and Raziel screams in pain]

Raziel: Agony! There was only one possible outcome. My eternal damnation. I, Raziel, was to suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings, to burn forever in the bowels of the Lake of the Dead.

Kain: Cast him in!

Elder God: Raziel. You are worthy.

Turel: No... No more questions... No more worship. Time to run, time to scream, time to die...

Elder God: What do you profit from this defiance?

Raziel: There's some grim satisfaction in infuriating you.

[On having his heart ripped out]

Kain: I always was considered heartless.

[Kain comes across yet another locked door in the Sarafan Stronghold]

Kain: Locked. What a love of doors these pathetic humans have...

Elder God: Relinquish your will... and feed.

[Striking at the ground with his fist]

Raziel: No.

Elder God: Embrace your calling, Raziel. You will find that just as defiance has its price, so obedience has its reward.

[(Rising to his feet]

Raziel: And submission is not always as it seems.

[Moebius is talking to the Elder, unaware Kain is watching from above]

Moebius: The Hylden are a minor setback, a small price to pay for Kain's death.

[Kain jumps down and floats softly behind Moebius as he is talking]

Kain: You're a bit premature, Moebius.

[Moebius is shocked]

Kain: Is there a crack in your omniscience after all?

[Moebius tries to use his staff against Kain, but it fails]

Kain: First your omniscience, and now your power. You're slipping badly.

Raziel: I refuse to do your will!

Elder God: I can see into your heart, Raziel. It is not your will, but cowardice that keeps you here.

Raziel: How so?

Elder God: You know what fate awaits you when you leave the underworld. That phantom weapon you bear is a constant reminder, isn't it? The sword is waiting for you out there somewhere, and you tarry so as not to meet it.

Ariel: What manner of creature approaches?

Raziel: I know you well, Ariel, though you do not yet know me.

Ariel: I have no time for riddles, strange one.

Raziel: All you have is time. I have come to seek your guidance.

Ariel: I counsel only one man, and you are not he.

Kain: I was confronted again with depictions of the Vampires' champion, the bearer of the Reaver blade. And here too, was his Hylden adversary, with blazing eyes brandishing a flaming sword. Two heroes locked in combat which only one would survive. But which one? These murals prophesied two possible outcomes.

Elder God: I have delivered you faithfully to the very hour you desire. You know what must be done, Kain. There is only one way to prevent Raziel from doing great harm.

Kain: He is not my enemy.

Elder God: But you are his.

Raziel: Your pawn has reached the end of the board, Kain. And now my powers may even surpass yours. How ironic if the creature that you made should prove your own undoing. Now, we finish this.

Raziel: Vae Victis... woe to the conquered!

Moebius: Raziel, the conquering hero. I understand we are to offer congratulations. Kain, at last, is dead.

[Kain sees the Elder God for the first time]

Elder God: So. I am revealed to you at last.

Kain: What in the hell...

Elder God: I am the origin of life, the devourer of death. I am the hub of the Wheel, the purifying cycle to which all souls must be drawn.

Kain: [to himself] Had I condemned Raziel to this nightmare when I cast him into the abyss?

Elder God: You may ponder the futility of your ambitions as you spend a deathless eternity beneath a mountain of rubble. You and your Soul Reaver will go equally mad as the eons pass. The Citadel of the apostates will become your living tomb.

Kain: Your words are heartening. For you would not fear us, unless we could truly do you harm.

Elder God: No! You are nothing!

Kain: False God! This is the end... the final turn of your Wheel!

Elder God: You cannot destroy me, Kain. I am the Engine of Life itself... the Wheel will turn. The plague of your kind will be purged from this world. And on that inevitable day, your wretched, stagnant soul will finally be mine!

Kain: In the meantime, you'd best burrow deep.

Additional Male Voices: Surrender, Fiend, and we will promise you an easy death!

Kain: I could promise you the same, but it would be a lie!

Raziel: You want this room cleared of its vermin?

Elder God: If you wish to leave it.

Ariel: He will do what he must when the time comes.

Raziel: By choosing his own death? A sacrifice for the world? You don't know Kain very well.

Raziel: [to Elder God] And i'm beginning to think the vampires committed suicide only to escape your voice.

Kain: Listen to me, you must understand that every creature is bound to one predestined path. We are all shackled...

Raziel: To the Wheel of Fate. Believe me, i know that even better than you do.

Kain: All but one. Because of your remaking, you are the one unbound creature, the one amoung us all that truely has free will. You have a choice, Raziel.

Raziel: Which i'm sure i must make at your direction. Your pawn has reached the end of the board, Kain!

Blackwatch Officer: I got him! Wait, no... Negative... Aw, negative. I don't got him. Standby.

Alex Mercer: They call me a killer, a monster, a terrorist... I am all of these things.

Alex Mercer: Their bodies crawled with hell.

Alex Mercer: Come! I'm here! Come and get me!

James: Oh, still stubborn, aren't we? Is that what makes you so special to Edward?

Isabella Swan: Clair de Lune is great.

Edward Cullen: [Edward spins Isabella around and she gives him a look] What?

Isabella Swan: I can't dance

[laughs]

Isabella Swan: .

Edward Cullen: Hmm... Well, I could always make you.

Isabella Swan: I'm not scared of you.

Edward Cullen: [laughs] Well you really shouldn't have said that.

Jessica Stanley: Bella! Guess who just asked me to prom. I totally thought Mike was gonna ask you, actually. Um, it's not gonna be weird though, right?

Isabella Swan: No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together.

Jessica Stanley: I know, right?

James: Beautiful. Very visually dynamic. I chose my stage well.

Isabella Swan: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?

Edward Cullen: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.

Edward Cullen: What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?

Isabella Swan: No, not the moats.

Edward Cullen: Not the moats.

Edward Cullen: The hunt is his obsession. He's never gonna stop!

Isabella Swan: [to Edward] I'd rather die than to stay away from you.

Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.

Isabella Swan: What a stupid lamb.

Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion.

Isabella Swan: Will you tell me the truth?

Edward Cullen: No, probably not.

[Bella turns away slighly angry]

Edward Cullen: I'd rather hear your theories.

Isabella Swan: I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite.

Edward Cullen: All superhero stuff right? But what if I'm not the hero? What if I am the bad guy?

Isabella Swan: You're not.

[Edward smiles]

Edward Cullen: That's what you dream about? Being a monster?

Isabella Swan: I dream about being with you forever.

Rosalie Hale: Is she even Italian?

Emmett Cullen: Her name's Bella.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I'm sure she'll love it no matter what.

Rosalie Hale: [sniffs] Ooh... get a whiff of that. Here comes the human.

[Esme flashes a big grin just before Bella and Edward walk around the corner]

Esme Cullen: [runs up to Bella] Bella! We're making Italiano for you.

Edward Cullen: Bella, this is Esme, my mother for all intents and purposes.

Isabella Swan: Buon Giorno?

Esme Cullen: Molto Bene!

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: It gives us an excuse to use the kitchen for the first time.

Esme Cullen: I hope you're hungry.

Isabella Swan: Yeah, absolutely!

Edward Cullen: She already ate.

Rosalie Hale: [crushes the salad bowl she's holding] Perfect!

Isabella Swan: Yeah - it's just that I know... I know you guys don't eat.

Esme Cullen: Of course. That's very considerate of you.

Edward Cullen: Just ignore Rosalie. I do.

Rosalie Hale: Yeah! Let's just keep pretending like this isn't dangerous for all of us.

Isabella Swan: I would never tell anybody anything.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: She knows that.

Emmett Cullen: Yeah, well the problem is... you two have gone public now so...

Esme Cullen: Emmett!

Rosalie Hale: No, she should know. The entire family will be implicated if this ends badly.

Isabella Swan: Badly as in... I become the meal.

[Carlisle and Edward struggle to suppress laughs]

Edward Cullen: [to Bella] You are my life now.

Isabella Swan: [to Edward] How did you get over to me so fast?

Edward Cullen: [to Bella] I was standing right next to you, Bella.

Isabella Swan: No. You were next to your car, across the lot.

Edward Cullen: No, I wasn't.

Isabella Swan: Yes, you were.

Edward Cullen: Bella, you hit your head. I think you're confused.

Isabella Swan: I know what I saw.

Edward Cullen: And what exactly was that?

Isabella Swan: You stopped the van. You pushed it away with you hand.

Edward Cullen: Well, nobody's going to believe you.

Isabella Swan: I wasn't going to tell anybody. I just need to know the truth.

Edward Cullen: Can't you just thank me and get over it?

Isabella Swan: Thank you.

Edward Cullen: You're not going to let this go, are you?

Isabella Swan: No.

Edward Cullen: Well then I hope you enjoy disappointment.

Edward Cullen: [shuts car door] Carlisle, what's going on?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [sighs] Waylon Forge was found in a boat out near his place, I just examined the body.

Isabella Swan: He died? How?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Animal attack

[looks at Edward]

Isabella Swan: [glances at Edward]

[to Carlisle]

Isabella Swan: Was it the same one that got that security guard down at Mason?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [sighs, then glances at Edward] Most likely.

Isabella Swan: It must getting closer to town then...

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [cuts Bella off] Bella, you should go inside. Waylon was your father's friend.

Isabella Swan: Okay.

[glances at Edward and walks up stairs]

Isabella Swan: [turns around to Carlisle then to Edward] Um, I'll see you later.

[Carlisle turns to Edward]

Isabella Swan: Look, You gotta give me some answers.

Edward Cullen: Yes. No. To get to the other side. Uh, 1.77245...

Isabella Swan: I don't want to know what the square root of pi is.

Edward Cullen: You knew that?

Isabella Swan: Hey. Come to visit your truck?

Jacob Black: Hey! Looks good. Got that dent out.

Billy Black: Actually, we came to visit your flat-screen. First Mariners game of the season. Plus, Jacob here keeps bugging me about seeing you again.

Jacob Black: Great, Dad. Thanks.

Billy Black: Just keepin' it real, son.

Eric Yorkie: Cute, Mike. Let a playa play!

Rosalie Hale: [after Edward asks her to put on Bella's coat to distract James] Why? What is she to me?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [Hands her the coat] Rosalie. Bella is with Edward. She's part of the family now. We protect our family.

Edward Cullen: I should go back there and rip those guys' heads off.

Isabella Swan: Um... No, you shouldn't.

Edward Cullen: You don't know the vile, repulsive things they were thinking.

Isabella Swan: And you do?

Edward Cullen: It's not hard to guess.

Edward Cullen: Can you talk about something else? Distract me so i won't turn around.

Isabella Swan: You should put your seat belt on.

Edward Cullen: Haha... you should put your seat belt on!

Rosalie Hale: [after Emmett catches the baseball by climbing a tree] My monkey man!

Eric Yorkie: [to Bella] So I was wondering... if you have a- a da...

Mike Newton: [shakes wet hat over Bella's head] 'sup Arizona? How you likin' the rain, girl?

Eric Yorkie: Yeah, Mike, you're real cute. You know that?

Edward Cullen: I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore.

Isabella Swan: Then don't.

Isabella Swan: Everybody's staring.

Edward Cullen: Not that guy. No he just looked. Breaking all the rules now anyways.

[looks at Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice]

Edward Cullen: Since I'm going to hell

[slips arm around Bella's shoulder]

Isabella Swan: Did you follow me?

Edward Cullen: I... I feel very protective of you.

Isabella Swan: So you followed me.

Edward Cullen: I was trying to keep a distance unless you needed my help and then I heard what those low-lives were thinking.

Isabella Swan: Wait. You say you heard what they were thinking?

Isabella Swan: So what you... you read minds?

Edward Cullen: I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There's... Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat... And then you, nothing. That's very frustrating.

Isabella Swan: Is there something wrong with me?

Edward Cullen: See... I tell you I can read minds and you think there's something wrong with you?

Isabella Swan: [Last lines] No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want.

Charlie Swan: Did he hurt you?

Isabella Swan: No.

Charlie Swan: Break up with you or something?

Isabella Swan: No, I-I broke up with him.

Charlie Swan: I thought you liked him?

Isabella Swan: Yea, that's why - that's why I have to leave. I don't want this. I have to go home.

Charlie Swan: Home... Your mom is not even in Phoenix.

Isabella Swan: She'll come home. I'll call her from the road.

Charlie Swan: You're not going to drive home right now. You can sleep on it. If you still feel like going in the morning, I'll take you to the airport.

Isabella Swan: N-No I want to drive, it will give me more time to think. And if I get really tired, I'll pull into a motel. I promise.

Charlie Swan: Look, Bella, I know I'm not that much fun to be around, but I can change that. We can do more stuff together.

Isabella Swan: Like what? Like watch baseball on the flat screen? Eat at the diner every night? Steak and cobbler. Dad, that's you, that's not me.

Charlie Swan: Bella, come on. I-I just got you back.

Isabella Swan: Yea, and you know if I don't get out now, I'll just be stuck here like mom.

Edward Cullen: Hold on tight, spidermonkey.

[climbs up tree]

Edward Cullen: Do you trust me?

Isabella Swan: In theory...

Edward Cullen: Close your eyes.

[Jumps to next tree and climbs to top]

Edward Cullen: [Bella gasps] What?

Isabella Swan: This isn't real. This kind of stuff just doesn't exist.

Edward Cullen: It does in my world.

[Alice and Jasper come in through the window]

Alice Cullen: Hi Bella! I'm Alice.

[Alice walks up to Bella and hugs her]

Alice Cullen: Oh, you do smell good.

Edward Cullen: Alice, what are you - ?

Alice Cullen: It's okay. Bella and I are going to be great friends.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Sorry, Jasper's our newest vegetarian. It's still a little difficult for him.

Jasper Hale: Pleasure to meet you.

Alice Cullen: It's okay Jasper, you won't hurt her.

Edward Cullen: [to Bella] All right, I'm going to take you on a tour of the rest of the house.

Alice Cullen: Well, I'll see you soon.

Isabella Swan: Okay.

Esme Cullen: [gushing] So CUTE!

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I think that went well.

Esme Cullen: [to Rosalie] Clean this up. Now!

Isabella Swan: [Voice-over] Death is peaceful - easy. Life is harder.

James: [Gesturing towards Bella's handheld camera] I borrowed this from your house. Hope you don't mind.

Cora: [Handing a plate to the author of 'Twilight'] Here's your veggie plate, Stephanie.

Isabella Swan: Who are they?

Angela Weber: The Cullens.

Jessica Stanley: They're, um, Dr. and Mrs. Cullen's foster kids. They moved down here from Alaska, like, a few years ago.

Angela Weber: They kinda keep to themselves.

Jessica Stanley: Yeah 'cause they're all together, like TOGETHER together. Uh, the blonde girl, that's Rosalie, and the big dark-haired guy, Emmett, they're like a thing. I'm not even sure that's legal.

Angela Weber: Jess, they're not actually related.

Jessica Stanley: Yeah, but they live together. It's weird-and, okay, the little dark-haired girl is Alice. She's REALLY weird, and, um, she's with Jasper, the blonde one who looks like he's in pain.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [puts hand on Edward's shoulder when Edward is attacking James] Son, enough. Remember who you are.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [while Edward is sucking the venom and blood out of Bella] Edward, stop. Her blood is clean. You're killing her. Stop. Find the will.

Angela Weber: Smile!

[camera clicks]

Isabella Swan: Okay.

Angela Weber: Sorry, I needed a candid for the feature

Eric Yorkie: The Feature's dead Angela, don't bring it up again!

Isabella Swan: It's okay, I just...

Eric Yorkie: I-I got your back baby.

Angela Weber: I guess we'll just run another editorial on... Teen Drinking...

Isabella Swan: You know, you could always go for... eating disorders? Speedo padding on the swim team.

Angela Weber: Actually, that's a good one...

Jessica Stanley: Kirk right?

Angela Weber: [in unison] Kirk.

Jessica Stanley: That's exactly what I thought.

Angela Weber: We're talking "Olympic Sized".

Jessica Stanley: There's no way - he's so skinny, it doesn't make sense.

Angela Weber: Totally.

Eric Yorkie: Hey, Mikey - you met my home girl, Bella

Mike Newton: Oh, you-yo-your home girl?

Eric Yorkie: Yeah.

Mike Newton: Yeah?

Mike Newton: My girl.

Tyler Crowley: [kissed Bella's cheek, and pulls Mike's chair out from under him] Sorry I had to ruin your game, Mike.

Mike Newton: [chases Tyler through Cafeteria]

Jessica Stanley: Oh my god, it's like, the first grade all over again, you're the shiny new toy...

Isabella Swan: I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me to Forks. They also brought me to Edward.

Edward Cullen: I hate you for making me want you so much.

Jessica Stanley: Hey you're from Arizona right?

Isabella Swan: Yeah.

Jessica Stanley: Aren't people from Arizona supposed to be like, really tan?

Isabella Swan: Yeah, maybe, that's why they kicked me out.

Edward Cullen: [pushes microscope towards Bella] Ladies first.

Isabella Swan: You were gone.

Edward Cullen: Yeah, um, I was out of town for a couple of days, personal reasons.

Isabella Swan: [pushes microscope towards Edward] Uh, prophase.

Edward Cullen: Do you mind if I uh, look?

[Bella shakes her head]

Edward Cullen: It's prophase.

Isabella Swan: Like I said.

Edward Cullen: So you enjoying the rain?

[Bella laughs]

Edward Cullen: What?

Isabella Swan: You're asking me about the weather?

Edward Cullen: Yeah, I-I guess I am.

Isabella Swan: Well, I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don't really...

Edward Cullen: [laughs]

Isabella Swan: What?

Edward Cullen: Nothing uh,

[laughs]

Edward Cullen: it's uh, anaphase.

Isabella Swan: You mind if I check?

Edward Cullen: Sure.

Isabella Swan: Anaphase.

Edward Cullen: [smiles] Like I said.

Isabella Swan: I'd never given much though to how I would die. But dying in place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go. I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face with death. They also brought me to Edward.

Edward Cullen: You don't know how long I've waited for you.

Billy Black: I'm down with the kids.

Charlie Swan: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, you're the bomb.

Angela Weber: Maybe he'll adopt me.

Edward Cullen: Edible art?

[Bella knocks over the apple and Edward kicks it up and catches it]

Edward Cullen: Bella.

Isabella Swan: Thanks. You know your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash.

Edward Cullen: I only said it'd be better if we weren't friends, not that I didn't wanna be.

Isabella Swan: What does that mean?

Edward Cullen: It means if you were smart, you'd stay away from me.

Isabella Swan: Okay well let's say for argument sake that I'm not smart, would you tell me the truth?

Edward Cullen: No probably not.

Edward Cullen: Why didn't you move with your mother and Phil?

Isabella Swan: Well, Phil's a minor league baseball player, and uh, he travels a lot, and my mom s-stayed home with me, but I knew it made her unhappy, so I figured I'd stay with my dad for a while.

Edward Cullen: And now you're unhappy.

Isabella Swan: ...no.

Edward Cullen: I'm sorry, I'm just - I'm just trying to figure you out, you're very difficult for me to read.

Isabella Swan: Hey did you get contacts?

Edward Cullen: No.

Isabella Swan: Your eyes were, black the last time I saw you, and now they're like, golden brown...

Edward Cullen: Yeah I know it's the uh, it's the flourescents, um. Ugh.

[walks away]

Isabella Swan: Hey dad I have a date with Edward Cullen.

Charlie Swan: He's a little old for ya, isn't he?

Isabella Swan: No, uh, he's a junior I'm a junior. I thought you liked the Cullens.

Charlie Swan: I thought you didn't like any of the boys in town.

Isabella Swan: Edward doesn't live in town, technically. He's right outside.

Charlie Swan: He is?

Isabella Swan: Yeah he wanted to meet you, officially.

Charlie Swan: Alright,

[cocks gun]

Charlie Swan: bring him in.

Isabella Swan: Could you be nice? He is - he's important.

[Charlie draws invisible circle around his head, as to be a halo]

Isabella Swan: Do you do this a lot?

Edward Cullen: Just the past couple of months. I like watching you sleep. I find it fascinating.

Isabella Swan: [freaking out] You can't leave me!

Edward Cullen: Shh... Where else would I go?

[he leans in to kiss her forehead]

[notices Mike Newton dancing against a tree]

Charlie Swan: Looks like the Newton boy's got a big smile for ya'.

[Edward enters Bella's room via her window]

Isabella Swan: [flustered] Mom, can I talk to you later?

Renee Dwyer: Come on, we gotta talk boys! Are you being safe?

[Bella quickly hangs up the phone, embarrassed]

Jessica Stanley: You guys should keep Bella company. Umm... her date bailed.

Eric Yorkie: What date?

Mike Newton: Look at you, huh?... You're ALIVE!

Edward Cullen: What's in Jacksonville?

Isabella Swan: How did you know about that?

Edward Cullen: You didn't answer my question.

Isabella Swan: Well, you don't answer any of mine so... I mean, you don't even say hi to me.

Edward Cullen: [pause] Hi.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [to Rosalie, after she is tagged "out"] "Nice kitty!"

Isabella Swan: You know everybody's staring?

Edward Cullen: Not that guy

[points]

Edward Cullen: ... uh... no he just looked.

Edward Cullen: I'm breaking all the rules now anyway. Since I'm going to hell...

[puts arm around Bella]

Edward Cullen: [to Bella before going into the prom after Jacob leaves] I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend.

Mike Newton: You and Cullen huh?

[bella nods]

Mike Newton: I don't like it. He looks at you like... you're something to eat.

Isabella Swan: How did you get in here?

Edward Cullen: The window.

Isabella Swan: Do you do that a lot?

Edward Cullen: Just the past couple of months.

Edward Cullen: Was that as weird for you as it was for me?

Isabella Swan: I don't know.

[looks at the graduation caps on the wall]

Isabella Swan: Graduation caps?

Edward Cullen: Yeah private joke. We matriculate a lot.

Isabella Swan: [to Edward, her back to him] You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is... pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color... and sometimes you speak like - like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything; you don't go into the sunlight.

[pause, silence]

Isabella Swan: How old are you?

Edward Cullen: Seventeen.

Isabella Swan: How long have you been seventeen?

Edward Cullen: ...a while.

Isabella Swan: I know what you are.

Edward Cullen: Say it... out loud. Say it.

Isabella Swan: Vampire.

Edward Cullen: Are you afraid?

Isabella Swan: [turns to face him] ... no.

Edward Cullen: Then ask me the most basic question: What do we eat?

James: You're alone... because you're faster than the others. But not stronger...

Edward Cullen: I'm strong enough to kill you.

Edward Cullen: Uh, yeah this is my room.

Isabella Swan: ...No bed?

Edward Cullen: Ah no i don't, i don't sleep.

Isabella Swan: Ever?

Edward Cullen: No, not at all.

Isabella Swan: Ok, hmmm, boy you have so much music, what were you listening to.

Edward Cullen: It's Debussy.

Isabella Swan: Clair de Lune is great.

Edward Cullen: [Edward spins Isabella around and she gives him a look] What?

Isabella Swan: I can't dance.

Edward Cullen: [laughs]

Isabella Swan: ...

Edward Cullen: Hmm... Well, I could always make you.

Isabella Swan: I'm not scared of you.

Edward Cullen: [laughs] Well you really shouldn't have said that.

Edward Cullen: [he jumps out his bedroom window and lands on a tree] You better hold on tight spidermonkey!

Edward Cullen: [he climbs up tree]

Edward Cullen: Do you trust me?

Isabella Swan: In theory.

Edward Cullen: Then close your eyes.

Edward Cullen: [Jumps to next tree and climbs to top]

Edward Cullen: [Bella gasps] What?

Isabella Swan: This isn't real. This kind of stuff just doesn't exist.

Edward Cullen: It does in my world.

Isabella Swan: [to Edward] Can I talk to you for a minute?

Edward Cullen: [Edward walks away for Carlisle and Rosalie cause he was talking to them and walks over to Bella] What?

Isabella Swan: [to Edward] How, how did you get over to me so fast?

Edward Cullen: I was standing right next to you Bella.

Isabella Swan: No. You were next to your car, across the lot.

Edward Cullen: No I wasn't.

Isabella Swan: Yes you were.

Edward Cullen: Bella you hit your head. I think you're confused.

Isabella Swan: I know what I saw.

Edward Cullen: And what exactly was that.

Isabella Swan: You- you stopped the van. You pushed it away with you hand.

Edward Cullen: Well, nobody's going to believe you so.

Isabella Swan: I wasn't going to tell anybody. I just need to know the truth.

Edward Cullen: Cant you just thank me and get over it.

Isabella Swan: Thank you.

Edward Cullen: You're not going to let this go are you?

Isabella Swan: No.

Edward Cullen: Well then i hope you enjoy disappointment.

Laurent: I believe this belongs to you.

[Laurent tosses the ball back to Carlistle, who catches it easily]

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Thank you.

Laurent: I am Laurent, and this is Victoria, and James.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I'm Carlisle, this is my family

Laurent: Hello.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I'm afraid your hunting activities have caused something of a mess for us.

Laurent: Our apologies. We didn't realize this territory had been claimed.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Yes, well. We maintain a permanent residence nearby.

Laurent: [slightly amused] Really? Well, we won't be a problem any more. We were just passing through.

Victoria: [smiles smugly] The humans were tracking us, but we led them east. You should be safe.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Excellent.

Laurent: So, could you use three more players?

[Carlisle looks around warily]

Laurent: [gives a friendly smile] Oh, come on. Just one game.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [glances in Edward's direction] Sure, why not? A few of us were leaving, you can take their place. We'll bat first.

[Carlisle tosses the ball back to Laurent]

Victoria: [catches ball in front of Laurent's face] I'm the one with the wicked curve ball.

Jasper Hale: Oh, I think we can handle that.

Edward Cullen: My family, we're different from others of our kind. We only drink animal blood, but it's your scent. It's like a drug to me. It's like you're my own personal brand of heroin.

Isabella Swan: Why did you hate me so much when we met?

Edward Cullen: I did, only because of wanting you so badly. I still don't know if I can control myself.

Isabella Swan: I know you can.

Isabella Swan: Edward, I said leave me alone.

Edward Cullen: Bella, don't do this please.

Isabella Swan: Its over. Get out!

Charlie Swan: Hey, hey, Bella, whats gong on?

Isabella Swan: I just gotta get out of here. I'm leaving now.

[shuts the door on Charlie's face]

Charlie Swan: [knocks on Bellas door] Bella.

Isabella Swan: [to Edward] What am I going to say to him? I cant hurt him.

Charlie Swan: Bella, whats going on?

Edward Cullen: You just have to. I'll be down in the truck.

[Bella comes out of the room]

Charlie Swan: Did he hurt you?

Isabella Swan: No.

Charlie Swan: Break up with you or something?

Isabella Swan: No, I-I broke up with him.

Charlie Swan: I thought you liked him?

Isabella Swan: Yea, that's why - that's why I have to leave. I don't want this. I have to go home.

Charlie Swan: Home... Your mom is not even in Phoenix.

Isabella Swan: She'll come home. I'll call her from the road.

Charlie Swan: You're not going to drive home right now. You can sleep on it. If you still feel like going in the morning, I'll take you to the airport.

Isabella Swan: N-No I want to drive. It will give me more time to think. And if I get really tired, I'll pull into a motel. I promise.

Charlie Swan: Look, Bella, I know I'm not that much fun to be around but I can change that. We can do more stuff together.

Isabella Swan: Like what? Like watch baseball on the flat screen? Eat at the diner every night? Steak and cobbler. Dad, that's you, that's not me.

Charlie Swan: Bella, come on. I-I just got you back.

Isabella Swan: Yeah, and you know if I don't get out now, I'll just be stuck here like mom.

Edward Cullen: Do you trust me?

Isabella Swan: In theory.

Edward Cullen: I can't ever lose control with you.

Isabella Swan: About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how dominant that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

Isabella Swan: [Edward jumps down off the roof of Bella's truck] Could you act human? Okay, I have neighbors.

Edward Cullen: I'm gonna take you to my place tomorrow.

[Pulls dent in Bella's truck back into correct place]

Isabella Swan: Thanks... Er, wait, like with your family?

Edward Cullen: Yeah.

Isabella Swan: W-what if they don't like me?

Edward Cullen: So you're worried, not because you'll be in a house full of vampires, but because you think they won't approve of you?

[laughs]

Isabella Swan: [unsmiling] I'm glad I amuse you.

James: [catches Bella's scent from across the field] Ah... you brought a snack.

Edward Cullen: [to Bella as they sense the trackers arriving] Put your hair down.

Rosalie Hale: [scoffing] Like that'll work. I can smell her from across the field.

Edward Cullen: Shh... Shh... I'm here.

Isabella Swan: We can't be apart.

Edward Cullen: Where else would I go?

Isabella Swan: [to Esme, as Rosalie hits the baseball almost as loud as the thunder crash] Okay, now I see why you need the thunder.

[Bella watches Rosalie hurtle around the bases like a runaway express train]

Isabella Swan: But it's gotta be a home run, right?

Esme Cullen: [shakes her head] Edward's very fast.

Jasper Hale: What is it? What do you see?

Alice Cullen: The tracker. He just changed course.

Jasper Hale: Where will it take him, Alice?

[Grabs Alice a pen and paper]

Alice Cullen: Mirrors. A room full of mirrors.

[starts to sketch never looking down at the paper]

Isabella Swan: Edward said the visions weren't always certain...

Jasper Hale: She sees the course people are on while they're on it. If they change their minds, the vision changes.

Edward Cullen: What's in Jacksonville

Isabella Swan: How did you know about that?

Edward Cullen: You didn't answer my question

Isabella Swan: Well, you don't answer any of mine so... and, you don't even say hi to me

Edward Cullen: Hi

Isabella Swan: Are you gonna tell me how you stopped the van?

Edward Cullen: Yeah. I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can google it

Isabella Swan: Floridians. That what's in Jacksonvill...

Edward Cullen: At least would you watch where you walk?

Edward Cullen: Look, I'm sorry if I'm being rude all the time. I think it's the best way.

Edward Cullen: Shall we?

Isabella Swan: You're serious?

Edward Cullen: Oh, why not?

Isabella Swan: [sighs] Hmm.

Edward Cullen: See? You're dancing.

Isabella Swan: [giggles] At prom. Edward why did you save me? You should've just let the venom spread. I could be like you by now.

Edward Cullen: You don't know what you're saying. You don't want this.

Isabella Swan: I want YOU. Always.

Edward Cullen: I'm not gonna end your life for you.

Isabella Swan: I'm dying already. Every second I get closer, older.

Edward Cullen: That's the way it's supposed to be.

Isabella Swan: Alice said she saw me like you. I heard her.

Edward Cullen: Her visions change.

Isabella Swan: Yeah, based on what people decide. I've decided.

Edward Cullen: [somewhat bitterly] So that's what you dream about, becoming a monster.

Isabella Swan: I dream about being with you, forever.

Edward Cullen: Forever?

[Bella nods]

Edward Cullen: And are you ready right now?

Isabella Swan: [hesitant] Yes.

Edward Cullen: [sighs] Is it not enough, just to have a long and happy life with me?

Isabella Swan: [after a second of thought] Yeah. For now.

Isabella Swan: [voiceover] No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: You've got to make a choice, Edward, to prevent the change from happening.

Edward Cullen: no... NO!

Alice Cullen: It's gonna happen, Edward. I've seen it.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: It doesn't have to be that way. She still has what she has.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [to Alice, about Bella's broken leg] Give me a hand... take your belt off.

[Alice takes her belt off]

Edward Cullen: Carlisle, what's my other options?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [to Alice] tie it above my hand

[Alice ties it above his hand]

Edward Cullen: CARLISLE!

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [to Alice] go Alice, go!

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [to Edward] Try suck the venom out.

Edward Cullen: you know i won't be able to stop!

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Then find the will... or choose. She only has minutes left.

Edward Cullen: [to Bella] I'll make it go away, Bella. I'll make it go away.

Charlie Swan: ...your hair's longer

Isabella Swan: Hmm? I cut it since the last time I saw you.

Charlie Swan: Oh. I guess it grew out again.

Isabella Swan: It's like diamonds... you're beautiful.

Edward Cullen: Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer, Bella... I'm a killer.

Isabella Swan: I don't believe that.

Edward Cullen: That's because you believe only the lies... the camouflage. I'm the world's most dangerous predator, Bella. Every thing about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that... as if you could out run me... as if you could fight me off. I'm designed to kill.

Isabella Swan: I don't care.

Edward Cullen: I've killed people before.

Isabella Swan: It does not matter.

Edward Cullen: I wanted to kill you at first. I've never wanted a human's blood so much, before.

Isabella Swan: I trust you.

Edward Cullen: Don't.

Esme Cullen: [wraps her arm around Bella's shoulders] Bella, I'm glad you're here. We need an umpire.

Emmett Cullen: [walking past, tossing a ball in his hands] She thinks we cheat.

Esme Cullen: I know you cheat.

Isabella Swan: So what are they really?

Jacob Black: It's just a story, Bella.

Billy Black: See, I told you she'd love it. I'm down with the kids.

Charlie Swan: Oh, yeah, dude. You're the bomb.

Edward Cullen: I don't know.

Edward Cullen: I just wanna try one thing.

Edward Cullen: Be very still... don't move.

Alice Cullen: [Looks up at the sky thoughtfully] It's time.

[first lines]

Isabella Swan: [voiceover] I'd never given much thought to how I would die... But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go.

Isabella Swan: [first lines in the movie] I've never given much thought to how I would die. But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go. So, I can't bring my self to regret the decisions to leave home. I would miss Phoenix, I would miss the heat... I would miss my loving, erratic, hare-brained mother, and her new husband.

Phil Dwyer: Come on, guys! I love you both, but we have a plane to catch!

Isabella Swan: But they want to go on the road. So, I'm gonna spend some time with my dad... and this will be a good thing... I think.

Eric Yorkie: Whoa whoa! Chillax! No feature!

James: [speaking to Bella, after breaking her leg in the ballet studio] Tell Edward how it hurts! Tell him to avenge you! Tell him! TELL HIM!

Eric Yorkie: LaPush, baby! You in?

Isabella Swan: Should I know what that means?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [comes through hospital doors] I heard the Chief's daughter was in here.

Charlie Swan: Dr. Cullen.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Charlie. I got this one, Jackie. So, Isabella.

Isabella Swan: [correcting him] Bella.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Well, Bella. It looks like you took quite a spill. How do you feel?

Isabella Swan: Fine.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Look here.

[Carlisle holds up a finger, shining a small light into Bella's eyes]

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: You might experience some post-traumatic stress, and some disorientation, but your vitals looks good. No sign of any head trauma. I think you'll be just fine.

Tyler Crowley: [miserably] I'm so sorry, Bella. I'm really...

[Charlie grabs the curtain separating Bella's bunk from Tyler's, and draws it closed]

Isabella Swan: [talking to Carlisle as he writes on the clipboard] You know, it would've been a whole lot worse if Edward wasn't there. He knocked me out of the way.

Charlie Swan: [to Carlisle] Edward? Your boy?

Isabella Swan: Yeah, it was amazing. He got to me so fast! He was nowhere near me.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Sounds like you were very lucky. Charlie?

[Carlisle nods at Charlie, and walks away]

Edward Cullen: You're like my own personal brand of heroin.

Isabella Swan: How did you get in here?

Edward Cullen: The window.

Isabella Swan: Do you do that a lot?

Edward Cullen: Just the past couple of months I like watching you sleep.

Waylon Forge: Well hello.

James: Nice jacket.

Waylon Forge: Who are you?

James: Always the same inane questions... 'Who are you?'

Victoria: 'What do you want?'

James: 'Why are you doing this?'

Laurent: James... let's not play with our food.

Eric Yorkie: Yeah, hey! La Push, baby! You in?

Isabella Swan: Should I know what that means?

Mike Newton: La Push Beach down at the Quileute Rez. We're all going tomorrow.

Jessica Stanley: Yeah, there's a big swell coming down.

Eric Yorkie: and I don't just surf the Internet.

[Pretends to surf]

Jessica Stanley: Eric, you stood up once, and it was a foam board.

Angela Weber: But there's whale watching, too. Come with us.

Eric Yorkie: La Push, baby. It's La Push.

Isabella Swan: Okay, I'll go if you stop saying that, okay?

Mike Newton: Seriously, dude. It's creepy, man.

Eric Yorkie: What? That's what it's called.

Edward Cullen: Chief Swan? I wanted to formally introduce myself. I'm Edward Cullen.

Charlie Swan: [shakes hands] Hi, Edward.

Edward Cullen: Bella won't be out too late tonight. She's just gonna play baseball with my family.

Charlie Swan: Baseball?

Edward Cullen: Yes, sir. That's the plan.

Charlie Swan: [stifles an amused chuckle] Bella's gonna play baseball. Well... good luck with that.

Isabella Swan: What happened? Where's James?

Edward Cullen: We took care of it. And the woman, Victoria, she ran off.

Isabella Swan: I'm alive because of you.

Edward Cullen: No, you're in here because of me. The worst part of it was that I thought I wasn't gonna be able to stop.

Isabella Swan: You did stop.

Edward Cullen: Bella, you gotta go to Jacksonville. So I can't hurt you anymore.

Isabella Swan: What?

[panicking]

Isabella Swan: Are you? No! No! How? I don't even know what you're saying. What are you talking about? You just want me to go away? No! I can't! I can't just leave you.

Edward Cullen: I know.

Isabella Swan: We can't be apart. You can't leave me.

Edward Cullen: I'm here.

Isabella Swan: [fighting tears] Okay, just don't. You can't say stuff like that to me. Ever.

Edward Cullen: Where else am I gonna go?

Renee Dwyer: Bella?

Isabella Swan: [wakes up in a hospital room] Mom?

Renee Dwyer: Hey.

Isabella Swan: Where is he? Where's Edward?

Renee Dwyer: He's asleep. He never leaves. And your dad is down in the cafeteria.

Isabella Swan: What happened?

Renee Dwyer: Well, when you fell you broke your leg. And you lost a lot of blood. You don't remember any of this, do you?

Isabella Swan: No.

Renee Dwyer: Edward came down with his dad to try to convince you to come back to Forks. You went over to their hotel and you tripped and you fell down two flights of stairs. Went through a window.

Isabella Swan: Yeah, that sounds like me.

Renee Dwyer: Oh honey. I'm so sorry.

[cell phone buzzes]

Renee Dwyer: It's Phil. He's so worried about you.

Isabella Swan: You're texting?

Renee Dwyer: Finally, yeah. I told him to stay down in Florida. Oh honey you are going to love Jacksonville. It's sunny every day and we found the cutest little house and you have your own bathroom.

Isabella Swan: I still wanna live in Forks.

Renee Dwyer: What?

Isabella Swan: I wanna live in Forks.

Renee Dwyer: Well, okay but we'll talk about it.

Edward Cullen: I'll take care of her, Chief Swan.

Charlie Swan: Uh-huh. I've heard that before.

[stops Bella]

Charlie Swan: Uh, Bells. I put a new can of pepper spray in your bag.

Isabella Swan: [scoffs] Dad.

Charlie Swan: And, um, you look beautiful.

Isabella Swan: Thanks. See ya.

Jacob Black: Bella!

Isabella Swan: Jacob? Hey!

Jacob Black: [noticing Bella's dress] Nice.

Isabella Swan: You too. Are you crashing the prom or something? Did you come with a date?

Jacob Black: No. My dad paid me to come talk to you. 20 bucks.

Isabella Swan: Well, let's hear it.

Jacob Black: Just don't get mad, okay? He wants you to break up with your boyfriend. It's just, he said quote 'we'll be watching you.'

Isabella Swan: [responding to Jacob's laughter] Okay, well tell him thanks. And to pay up.

Edward Cullen: No measure of time with you will be long enough. But we'll start with forever.

Charlie Swan: You're ready?

Bella Swan: Yeah. Just don't let me fall, Dad.

Charlie Swan: Never.

Edward Cullen: It's crushing you, from the inside out.

Edward Cullen: I'll meet you at the altar.

Bella Swan: I'll be the one in white.

Edward Cullen: [frantically trying to revive Bella] Come back to me, please, baby.

Edward Cullen: [to Jacob] I think you may be right.

[to everyone]

Edward Cullen: Jacob just had an idea.

Jacob Black: It wasn't an idea. It was more of a snide comment.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: What were you thinking?

Jacob Black: [smirks] That it's just looking for someone to sink it's teeth into.

Bella Swan: He's thirsty.

Emmett Cullen: I know the feeling...

Edward Cullen: Jacob imprinted. They can't hurt her. Whoever a wolf imprints on can't be harmed. It's their most absolute law.

Alice Cullen: [Doing Bella's make-up] What did I say about beauty sleep?

Bella Swan: Sorry. Bad dream. Maybe it was just wedding jitters.

Rosalie Hale: [to Alice] Do you need some help? I could do her hair.

Bella Swan: Really?

Rosalie Hale: Please. I'm not offended by your choice of groom.

Bella Swan: Just my blatant lack of respect for mortality.

Rosalie Hale: Essentially.

Alice Cullen: Weddings, they bring everyone together!

Edward Cullen: Come back to me please, baby. Please Bella...

Renée: [after getting Bella and Edwards wedding invitation] Phil, It's happening!

Charlie Swan: Edward will be a good husband. I know this because I'm a cop, I know things. Like how to hunt somebody to the ends of the earth

[people laugh]

Charlie Swan: and I know how to use a gun.

Emmett Cullen: I'd like to propose a toast, to my new sister. Bella, I hope you've got enough sleep these last 18 years 'cause you won't be getting anymore for a while.

[smiles and laughs]

Charlie Swan: [on the phone with Bella] Well, you sound better.

Bella Swan: I am. I feel much better.

Charlie Swan: This whole thing must have put a kink in the whole honeymoon, huh?

Bella Swan: You could say that.

Charlie Swan: Otherwise, married life treating you okay? Edward still walks on water and all that?

Bella Swan: Yeah, but I mean, it is different now.

Charlie Swan: The important thing is that you're better and that you're coming home soon, right?

Bella Swan: Okay, Dad I don't want you to freak out.

[pauses]

Bella Swan: But I'm going to a medical center in Switzerland.

Charlie Swan: What? No, no, no you're not. You're not going to Switzerland! What are you? You said you were better!

Bella Swan: I am.

Charlie Swan: No, Bella. I'm getting on a plane. No!

Bella Swan: No, it's really more of a spa. And I'm sure that I'd be better by the time you got there anyway.

Charlie Swan: Bells, I don't know.

Bella Swan: Dad, don't come. And picture me healthy. Like I'm sitting on the couch with you eating pizza or something.

Charlie Swan: You want me to visualize?

Bella Swan: They say that it helps. Just picture me like that. Like I was. It'll make me feel better. Dad, I gotta go. Okay?

Charlie Swan: Bella.

Bella Swan: I love you.

[hangs up phone]

Jacob Black: You're gonna make her drink that?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen: [pours blood into a drinking glass] It's the fastest way to test the theory.

Jacob Black: [moves away from Bella] I think I'm gonna be sick.

Jacob Black: You look terrible.

Bella Swan: Yeah, it's nice to see you too.

Seth: How cool is this? A two-man pack. Two against the world.

Jacob Black: You're getting on my nerves, Seth.

Seth: Right. Shutting up. Can do.

Edward Cullen: Well, what's a wedding without some family drama?

Charlie Swan: Are those graduation caps?

Renée: Huh... How creative!

Charlie Swan: Or weird.