I have made OC entries. And I know I am not alone here. BUT I HATE MARY-SUES! So this is a bash for them.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything! Not even they annoying Mary-Sue, because I can't create something so horrible.
Itachi ate his dango happily.
"TACHI-KUN!" A beautiful feminine voice called.
Shit.
A beautiful girl looked at Itachi with a beautiful red eye and a white eye.
"Oh, Tachi-kun! You want to know why my eyes are like this? I'm secretly in your clan, and you love me, so you didn't kill me in the massacre! Oh yes, I got my Byakuyan from wiping out a whole squad of them by myself and didn't get a single scratch! And, I had a horrible childhood; I got beat by my parents and have not scars from it, because my skin would not look perfect with scars! I escaped my parents easily when I was 2, and got raised by Pein and Konan, who instantly loved me and didn't want to kill me like they do to other people. Then I met the rest of the Akatsuki who fell heads over heels for me! They didn't hate me because I'm special! And we should get married!" The girl said rapidly.
Itachi then killed her in a bloody and horrifying massacre.
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-Akira Amber