'Shhhh!'

The mission to light

"Senpai!" Tobi called out. "No!! Senpai stop! It's a trap!!" he yelled tossing and turning in his sleep. Deidara woke to the sound of Tobi yelling his name. "Tobi quit yelling…hmm" he said sleepily rubbing his eyes. "Senpai!" Tobi yelled still tossing and turning. Deidara got out of his bed and made his way to Tobi's bedside. He glared at him watching him toss and turn before kicking him off his bed.

"Thud!"

"Oof!"

"Crash!"

"Ano sa!"

"Urusai! hmm"

"…Hai…"

Tobi crawled back into bed rubbing his butt. Deidara went back to his bed and fell asleep not thinking twice about what Tobi was dreaming. Tobi laid in his bed thinking about his nightmare hoping it would never become reality, and after a few hours' Tobi finally fell asleep.

"Senpai! Ohayou gozaimasu!" Tobi called to a sleeping Deidara. "I thought I told you to shut up? hmm" He groaned. "Ano? That was last night senpai it's morning time!" Tobi said with an optimistic voice. "Already?" Deidara groaned while he got out of bed. "Tobi's going to be in the shower senpai!" Tobi called as he shut the bathroom door. Unlucky for Deidara he wasn't listening to Tobi, and instead was thinking to himself. 'kuso, that's the last time I bet that I can drink a whole keg by myself ' He thought rubbing his head. Deidara went to the bathroom still half asleep. (Mind you Deidara doesn't think when he's half asleep. -_-) he brushed his hair out getting the tangles out so when he got in the shower it wouldn't get more tangled. He went to go turn on the shower, not realizing it was already on. When he opened the door, he saw a wet and bubbly Tobi! He stood there a moment not knowing what to do because Tobi was faced the other direction and didn't hear the shower door open. Deidara stood there almost in a daze looking at Tobi's body. 'Dude, how can such an annoying guy have such a hawt body? hmm. Wait what am I thinking? I'm not gay! Hmm. Even if I was why would I fall for the likes of him? hmm. Although-'his thoughts were cut off by Tobi yelping. "Deidara-senpai!" Tobi yelled hiding his face. 'That's right I've never seen his face, hmm' "Oh, gomenasai!" Deidara yelled slamming the door. 'Kuso, kuso, kuso!' Deidara yelled in his head while running out of the bathroom.

"senpai." Tobi said from behind Deidara at the kitchen counter island. Deidara stiffened hoping Tobi wouldn't bring up what had happened up stairs. "Hai?" he asked begging kami and Jashin both to spare his embarrassment. "Senpai can use the shower now." He said smiling under his mask. "Ok, Hmm" Deidara said still tense, and a blush warming his cheeks. "Deidara-san, why are you blushing?" Itachi asked from the other side of the counter. "I'm not! It's just hot in here! Hmmm" he said trying to make an excuse. "Really?" Itachi said with wander. Deidara quickly emptied his bowl of Coco puffs and ran up the stairs to take a shower.

"Deidara, you and Tobi are going to go on a mission." Pain ordered. "Hai!" Deidara and Tobi answered. "You will be going to the hidden village of light; there you will look for the 4 tailed beast. No matter what happens you will not try to obtain it. Got it?" he said with a harsh voice. "Hai, leader-sama!" they both said and left the room.

"Hurry up Tobi! Hmm" Deidara called from the end of the hall. He was waiting for Tobi to finish packing so they could head out on their mission. 'He really had a nice body… I wander if his face is as nice… hmm, no! What am I thinking? I can't like Tobi…' He thought. As he continued to daydream then scold himself Tobi finished packing and was staring at him. 'I wander if he saw my face this morning… all well he would say something if he did… he's really cute so I don't think I would mind if he…saw my face…' Tobi thought gazing down at his beloved senpai. "Senpai, tobi's ready." He said in a soft voice. "Ara? Oh ok, hmm." Deidara said getting up and heading out the door.

It was quiet for once. They were going on a mission and Tobi wasn't asking 'are we there yet?' over and over. It wasn't an awkward silence… it was just quiet. "Ano, Tobi. Hmm," Deidara said finally. "Yeah?" he replied. "Why are you so quiet, hmm?" "Tobi doesn't know, Tobi's just thinking." "Ha! You think?" "Of course Tobi thinks' that would be weird if Tobi didn't!" he said almost getting irritated. It was quiet again until they reached the appointed camp site. Tobi was lying on the ground next to the fire after they had eaten dinner. "Tobi, hmm." He heard Deidara call is name. He opened his eye to see Deidara crawled on top of him. He jumped from surprise. "Senpai what are you doing?!" he said in alarm. "It's been bothering me all day, Tobi, hmm." 'Oh kami-sama! What is senpai doing? Not that I mind him on top of me…' he thought. "What's been bothering senpai?" he said trying to keep his cool. "I want to see your face, hmm." He said reaching his hand up to remove tobi's mask. Tobi's hart beat rose to 100 beats per minute. 'No he can't! What if he thinks' I'm ugly and I'll never have my chance with him!' he thought frightened. "No!" he yelled trying to get away from Deidara. "Come on Tobi! We've been partners for a year and I haven't even seen your face, hmm! What's the harm anyway?" Deidara said trying to slip the mask off while pinning Tobi to the ground. "No! You can't see! It's ugly!" Tobi yelled struggling. "Come on, don't be modest, hmm!" Deidara yelled finally slipping the orange mask off. "Kuso!" Tobi whimpered in agony. He tried covering his face but it didn't do much good because Deidara was pinning his hands down to the ground. He closed his eye hoping the saying 'what you can't see, can't hurt you' would work in this situation. Then he felt something…wet against his lips. He opened his eye to see Deidara kissing him! He laid there giving no response until he felt Deidra's tong grace his lip's begging for entrance, he gladly granted Deidra's wish.

"Well for starts you're not ugly, hmm." Deidara said lying next to Tobi under a blanket. (Without clothes mind you.) "Even if you were you have a hot body and really good talent's to make up for it ,hmm." He said laughing. "Senpai?" Tobi asked looking up at him. "Call me Deidara! We're in a relationship now I'm not your senpai, hmm!" Deidara said hugging Tobi closer to him.

"Ok, s…Deidara-kun?"

"aa?"

"I don't think we should let the other akatsuki members know that we're together."

"Ehh? Why not?"

"I mean…what if they don't agree to let us stay together?" Tobi asked in a worried voice. "True, ok we won't tell them." Deidara said cuddling closer to Tobi. "Good night Deidara-kun." Tobi said closing his eye. "Good night Tobi, hmm." Deidara said closing his eye's as well. "Oh and Deidara?" Tobi asked. "aa?" "Is Tobi a good boy?" Deidara chuckled. "Yeah Tobi is a really good boy…"

Ok that is the first chapter! I hope you guys liked it! If you have any questions about this story just message or review the question and I'll answered as soon as I can! ^_^ sorry if it was too long and sorry if it was too short and sorry if you don't care and I'm saying this for nothing ^_^'

note: I said eye instead of eye's for Tobi because he only has one eye.

Urusai- Shut up

Gomenasai- I'm sorry

Ara- Huh

Kuso- shit

Ano- Uh

Aa- Yeah

Ano sa- Hey

Hai- yes

Ohayou gozaimasu = good morning