Main event: Battling with the shower.
POV: Ellis
Time period: Just over four years before the outbreak. Ellis was 19, Keith was 20.
Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith was in the shower, getting ready for a job interview and somehow a snake dropped in through the bathroom window? It was pissed off and I guess the water was too hot so he headed toward Keith's feet. Keith got scared and jumped into the air and hit his head really hard on the showerhead. It broke off and sprayed him in the face with hot water and in his blind state he stumbled backward and grabbed the curtain for support. It didn't hold up and he fell out on the floor, and when he ripped the curtain down, the shower bar came down with it and knocked him upside the face. I came running in because I thougth someone broke in and there's Keith, on the floor of a ruined bathroom, naked and bleeding out of two head wounds. Snake bit his foot too. Luckily it wasn't a poison one.
I didn't have a car at the time and since he was knocked out, I thought I should take him to the hospital. I guess I looked real suspicious lugging a naked man through the grass, trying to load him onto the four-wheeler. The cops showed up and asked me what the hell I was doing. I explained the situation and they left me alone but wouldn't take Keith to the hospital in their car because he didn't have clothes on. They were asking me, "Why didn't you put some drawers on this kid?" And I was in a panic so I answered, "Because I'm not his goddamn mama." I woke up with a broken nose an hour later, on the back of the four-wheeler, while Keith was speeding throught he woods. See, he woke up and found me passed out and tried to take me to the hospital, but with a head injury, he got lost.
Keith was still completely nude at the time, and we ended up coming across a whole bunch of people campin out, and they found the whole thing hilarious. They were all laughing and takin pictures. I gave Keith my pants since I had underwear underneath and we felt really embarrassed so we just went home.
...Wow, this is one of the first times I ever got to finish a story. Thank all y'all for listenin.
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