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[#1-#40]

"What's this?" Jason asked looking over Tim's shoulder. "One Hundred Things About Me'? You taking a quiz about something?"

"Nope. Just checking playing around. Answering it for fun." Tim smiled. "I just opened it so I'm gonna start now."

"Hey, let me answer the first fifteen."

"Jay, you can do your own." Tim frowned as he started to type when he was assaulted with tickles. "Gah! Jason, stop!"

"Come on, Timmers, me first"!

Laughing loudly TIm pushed him away. "Alright fine!"

1. What is you middle name? "Peter."

2. How old are you? "Twenty-five."

3. What is your birthday? "August 16th."

4. What is your zodiac sign? "Leo."

5. What is your favorite color? "Bloody bodies."

"Jason!"

"Fine, it's red."

6. What's your lucky number? "Uh, seven."

7. Do you have any pets? "Roy, counts right?"

"...I don't want to know…"

8. Where are you from? "The seven circles of hell!"

"Oh god, we get it you died, Jay, let it go now…"

9. How tall are you? "Taller than all you bitches."

"Not taller than, Bruce."

"Shut up, Replacement."

10. What shoe size are you? "Oh it's big."

"Just shoes, Jay!"

"Come on, it's funny!"

"What's funny?"

They both turned to see Dick walking into Tim's room with a bowl of cereal and he was putting another spoonful into his mouth.

"We're doing a questionaire. It's f***ing hilarious! Come on, wanna try?" Jason got off of Tim's chair smirking. "Comeon, Dickie, you do the next ten."

"Okay, sure!" Dick sat down setting his bowl aside. "Let's see…"

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? "This one's easy! Forty-two."

"Why the hell do you have so many shoeS?!" Jason gave him an odd look.

"You never know when you need backups."

12. What was your last dream about? "Floating ice cream boasts."

"Are you five?"

"This was my questionnaire, you guys." Tim groaned. "Can I have it back after this?"

13. What talents do you have? "Acorabts, charm, my sexy body and good looks."

"You're fat ass."

"It's not fat!"

"It's huge, Dickhead!" Jason snickeder. "Tell him about those blogs we found, Tim!"

"What blogs?!"

Rolling his eyes Tim tried not to laugh. "There's blogs out there with pictures of your butt as Nightwing."

"Oh my god, what?!"

"Oh, yeah men and women alike love you 'ass'-et."

"Shut up!

14. Are you psychic in any way? "I always know when to charm people."

"Yeah, speaking of which," Jason grabbed Dick around the shoulders growling. "Try to charm Roy again and your pretty ass is getting shot off the nearest building."

"Cheesus, Jason, that was a joke!" Dick yelped seeing Jason's psychotic grin. "Fine, I swear I'll never do it again!"

"Jason, stop!" Tim pulled him off. "I don't want to spend another wasted day cleaning blood off my foor again!"

"That only happened twice!"

15. Favorite song? "Oh, I know! Call Me Maybe."

16. Favorite movie? "Avengers!"

"Pfft, why did you pick fictional characters?" Jason rolled his eyes.

"I think their cool." Tim smiled. "I have all the movies so far and have all the action figures."

"Your dolls!" Both Jason and Dick sang out together. "Their dolls!"

"Action figures!" Tim stomped his foot flushing. "Seriously, finish already!"

17. Who would be your ideal partner? "Um…. hm… There- Hey, Jason, stop!"

Snickering Jason typed in 'EVERYONE' in big bold letters. "Screw it, Dickiebird your've been with anything that's beautiful or damn handsome, like Babs and even your new boss at GCPD!"

"What?!" Tim gasped "You hooked up with him?!"

"It was as Nightwing!"

"Holy shit, if Bruce find out-" Jason was tempted to say when he was punched on by the oldest Robin and they crashed to the ground. "Hey, I'm not the one who seduced him!"

"Tell Bruce and I'll tell him who blew up that building in Central City!"

"Hey, Dick, you have three more questions!" Tim sat down. "Want me to write the anwers them for you?"

"Get off Jason!"

A FEW MINUTES LATER...

18. Do you want children? "One day."

19. Do you want a church wedding? "I was thinking a circus wedding!"

20. Are you religious? "Nope."

"Okay, my turn!" Tim tried to sit down when Cassandra dropped down out of nowhere. "Hey, Cass, didn't know you were home already?"

She tilted her head before pointing at the screen and then at herself.

"Uh, you want a turn?"

She nodded.

"Alright, I'll write them down for you." Tim smiled. How could he say no anyways?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

Cassandra nodded a few times.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

She shrugged.

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

She took out a picture of Bruce.

"He counts?"

Cassandra sent a death glare at Jason.

"Whoa, okay sorry! Forgot you were Daddy's little Bat Princess."

24. Baths or showers?

She just nodded so Tim wrote down both.

25. What color socks are you wearing?

She slipped her shoes off showing she was wearing Black and yellow socks.

26. Have you ever been famous?

She took out a picture of herself as Black Bat that Tim had taken for her.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

She shrugged

28. What type of music do you like?

She paused for a long time before pretending to play the piano.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

She seems to think about it before shrugging again.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? She held out five fingers.

"Okay, all done!"

"There you idiots are." Damian walked in. "Father wants everyone in the cave. Now."

"Hey, Damian needs a turn!" Dick grinned. "Come on, we all did one."

"I didn't."

"You can go next!"

31. What position do you usually sleep in? "Soldier."

32. How big is your house? "Enormous."

"It's Bruce's house thought." Jason budded in.

"It'll be mine someday since I am the only biological child."

"You little shi-"

"Next question!

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? "Protein shakes and whatever Pennyworth had brought to the table."

34. Have you ever fired a gun? "Since I was two."

"Well, f***."

"Jason, shut up!"

35. Have you ever tried archery? "Of course."

36. Favorite clean word? "Soap."

"That's not what it means..."

"Let him have it, Dick."

37. Favorite swear word? "F***."

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep? "Seven Days."

"Whoa, you bet Tim?!"

"Tt. Of course."

39. Do you have any scars? "Great warriors always have scars."

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? "Everyone at school."

"Pardon me, young Masters." Alfred appeared out of nowhere. "Master Bruce requests everyone downstairs immediately."

As they filed out Tim sighed before closing his laptop. "I'll get my turn later."


Part 2 coming soon.