A/N: Well This is my first Fanfic so don't complain too much. I will improve. And If you have any ideas PM me. ANd review. But I don't want to here only negative stuff. I want help full shit. And if you can't do that FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!. OK? Anyways enjoy. Oh wait I almost forgot. There will almost certainly be lemons. Or Yuri. NO GAY! DON'T EVEN ASK! IF YOU DO I WILL KILL YOU! And have fun.
Naruto's POV
I woke up. It was dark and cold, I hear the sound of dripping water, and the smell of dead animals. I don't know what happened, because I had not went to sleep here.
Flashback: Third Person's POV
" Hey Naruto what you doing?" Sakura called out to Naruto.
"Hey Sakura" I said " I am walking home. Thinking about maybe grabbing some ramen at Ichiraku."
" You do love you're ramen don't you." Sakura said with a small smile.
" Yeah! Almost as much as you." I said. Then I realized that I said the last part out loud. " Ummmmmmm…. Did I say that out loud?" I said scared that I would be hurt and end up in the hospital… again.
" Yeah you did." Sakura said sheepishly.
Naruto turned around surprised that he was not hurt. And he saw that sakura was holding onto her arm and blushing, looking down at her feet. " Hey Sakura I'm sorry I didn't mean to say that out loud." Naruto said sadly.
" No it's ok Naruto. I just didn't know that you felt that way about me. Because believe it or not i like you to. Alot. I was just afraid to tell you, and Ino-Pig would make fun of me saying that I lost to her. And that would make me upset. And if you didn't feel the same as me I would be heartbroken and I don't think I could survive that." Sakura said almost crying.
Naruto walked over to her and held her in his arms. " Its ok, its ok. Don't worry I would never leave you or hurt you. You mean too much to me." Naruto said comfortingly " I love to much for that." Then he kissed her on the head. " Let's get some ramen. I'll pay. How about we call it a first date?" Naruto said as he pulled sakura along by the hand.
" You really do love ramen." Sakura said with a small laugh. " And sure let's call it a date."
A few hours later
" Wow I didn't know that you could eat so much Naruto. That was impressive." Sakura said amazed
"Well Thanks I think. But that was a snack. I could eat a lot more. But I decided to stop."
"You Call 19 extra large bowls of ramen a SNACK!?" Sakura almost screamed.
" Yes. Please don't hurt me Sakura!" Naruto squeaked out.
" I won't hurt you after our first date. After the second date maybe. But maybe not. I depends on what you do. AND STOP OGLING LADY TSUNADE!" Sakura screamed out the last part. However Naruto was to engrossed in the minimum 36Cm Breasts to hear sakura.
So Sakura decided to take matters into her own hands. She aimed for the top of Naruto's head. And hit naruto as hard as she could.
" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! SAKURA I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULDN'T HIT ME AFTER OUR FIRST DATE! Only after our second." Naruto shrieked out while rubbing a lump that was rising on his head.
"Well when you're with your girlfriend you DO NOT LOOK AT OTHER WOMEN!" Sakura said with venom in her voice. "And if you don't stop then there won't be another date."
"Ok OK I'm sorry Sakura I didn't know I have never had a girlfriend before so I don't know what to do." Naruto said almost crying at the thought of breaking up with sakura.
" Wait you have never had a girlfriend before?" Naruto nods "I am sorry I didn't know I shouldn't have gotten so mad at you."
" It's ok Sakura it's my fault."
" No it's not you knucklehead. I now know that you need some help with understanding what to do. You could probably ask Tenten for help."
" Ok thanks I will. Thanks."
" Well Anyways I have to go I have a mission. I should be back tomorrow."
"OK good bye."
As Sakura runs of Naruto mumbles to himself " I wish I could of gotten a goodbye kiss." Then naruto started walking home. And as he gets to the door a portal made of a white shining substance, and has black interlaced with it pulls him. And our poor naruto goes to who knows where.
Meanwhile at Camp Half Blood
" What do you mean by you're breaking up with me!?" Percy asked while sobbing
" It means I am leaving you for someone else. Someone better has captured my heart. And that I never want to see you again." As she leaves Percy falls to the floor crying.
" WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY ME!? WHY DO THE FATES HATE ME SO?" And the curtain closes. And a round of applause is heard. (A/N: HAHHAHAHAHAHA I had you worried that Percy and Annabeth were breaking up.)
" Well that was the best fake crying scene I have ever seen. And that concludes this years play." Chiron says to the campers
As Percy comes off the stage annabeth runs up to Percy and tackles him in a hug and smashes her lips into his. After they break apart for air she says " I never knew you were such a good actor."
"Well a boy has to have some secrets."
And as they closed in for another kiss the portal last seen taking Naruto appeared in the middle of the stage.
All of the demigods jumped and were ready to battle. And as they got up to the stage they saw something strange. A boy dressed in orange and with a strange head band on his head. Then suddenly his eyes fluttered open and he said " Where am I? This Isn't The Hidden Leaf Village."
Percy then steps forward and says " This is Camp Half Blood it's ok you're safe."
Then the strange boy passes out.
A/N: Well there you go 1k+. I hope you enjoy. And I don't know when I can publish again it's pretty hectic. But I will do it as soon as I can. AND REVIEW! OK?! COMPREHEND?! Can your pea sized brain understand? REVIEW! Anyways have fun.