So.. since I absolutely love reading these types of stories, I thought I might as well give it a go.. So without my normal massive AN, here it is. :D My first all-human Twilight fanfic.
Wednesday 1st July 2009
"Bella!" Alice shook my shoulder, scaring the living daylights out of me.
"What?"
She glared at me, and for such a tiny person, it was surprisingly scary.
"God, Bella. I just wanted to know if you were going to Jessica's party Friday. You're so moody lately."
"This is coming from the pixie who goes all droopy and sad when a certain Jasper Whitlock is in the same room as her."
"Bella!" She hissed, "Keep your voice down!"
I rolled my eyes. "No one can hear, Al. Don't be so paranoid."
"Well, how would you feel if someone just blurted out your crush in the middle of the cafeteria?"
"Well, considering I don't have a crush, it would be a psycho thing to do."
"So if I just stood up here." She rose to her feet. "… And yell out something…"
"Alice, no!" I did the first thing that came to mind: Picked up my uneaten apple and threw it at her. Of course, my aim was as bad as my balance. So it missed her completely and it someone else in the chest.
So as Tanya came charging towards me, apple in her hand, all I could think was oh shit.
"Isabella." She hissed. "I'm aware that you're absolutely retarded when it comes to sports and really anything that involves physical activity. So throwing food should never have been in your mind. I mean, how dumb can you get? Honestly, sometimes I wonder why they let people like you into our school." And with that she stalked off, clutching my apple in her hand.
"I wonder why they let people like you into our school." I quoted. "I wasn't aware our school had standards. This is Forks after all."
"I doubt she could even feel the apple hitting her. I figure the amount of silicone in her boobs would act as a suitable shield."
"For her? Sheesh, Ali, suitable for the entire year."
"What the hell does my brother actually in her? Besides the big hair and fake boobs."
I gave a derisive snort. "He's Edward Cullen, Al. That explains it all."
Edward Cullen. Class president. Replica of a Greek god. Asshole extraordinaire. I don't know what girls see in him. He's an absolute player, never keeps a girlfriend for more than two week, Tanya being the one exception. Not that they haven't broken up more than enough times now. And yet no matter how many women he breaks up with, they still stalk him like he's the best thing since sliced bread. Hell, apparently he's the reason some female teachers have resigned and left Forks. And, I would bet all the money in my savings account that Edward Cullen is a walking STI. Honestly. I can't believe he and Alice are from the same gene pool.
"Bella? Did you hear me?"
I shook my head, getting rid of all Edward related thoughts.
"Sorry, Ali. I was off in lala land."
"It's fine.. I was just blabbering about nothing, really."
"I'm going to Bio early, I want to be ready."
She grinned. "Nerd."
"Oh look! There's Jasper. I'll leave you to drool over him."
She whacked me on the shoulder and I walked of laughing.
So.. what do you think? I know it's short, but think of it as a taster. ;) Leave me some love. 3