The Hobbit: Old Hobbits Die Hard
Billy bagings was Hobbit. That meant, he was shot. so when billy fel into a whole in the misty montin he couldn clime the dorves were making worry and, even fighting globnis; but they never foudn billy.\ Billy was in deep whole and dark hwole. he coudlnot see or even SMELL down there. "WISH IM HOME FOR BREKFEST" he said. But he wasn't/
billy walked in dark for a long time; so long he all most reach centre of the wrold. Itwas hot and he heart voices.
"WE LOST IT PRESHIS. WE LOST IT:" ... Bill was confuse. "why are there voices at centre of erth he said "I AM GOLIM." GOLLUM SAID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO billy knew golim was a scary name so he runned. But golim catched him and said "if you don't make riddles. you die!" Billy was scared- he was very not good at riddlin. "W#HAT LOOKS LIKE CHIRCH AND HAVE FIVE LEGS says bill.y "WE DON'T GET it" said golim GOlim was pretty fucking mad. So fuckin gmad that he dropped ring and billy picked it up. The ring turnd Billy in to Jon micklane from DIE AHRD! Jon Micklane dont take shit from no oen so he tied golim up and droned him in the undergroundwater. Jon Micland was a hero.l Ganddolf said so. But he didnt no it was jon micklane cuse billy took the ring of and was billy againg when he fonud dorves and ganddolf.
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