Welcome 2 my short story about Colin and Harriet. . . .It's kinda perverted cause it's got Collin in it, so, BEWARE! ! ! ! !

Colin sat with his new girlfriend, Harriet, watching Billy Mack's "Christmas is All Around" music video on BMT (Britain Music Television), when Harriet leaned over and kissed Colin on the cheek. . . .Colin felt himself blush. He knew Harriet loved him, but he felt she was in the mood for a good fucking. . . .

"What is it, Harriet?" Colin asked his girlfriend in his 'cute British accent'.

"I really want to bear your baby, Colin," she replied in her Western accent. "You're my lover and I think it would great! ! ! !"

Colin stared at her, with her tan face, her red cowboy hat, her brown eyes, and her highlighted brown hair. She's so pretty, Colin thought. I'm glad she's my girl. . . .

"So. . . ." Harriet urged him.

"Well," Colin said. "Let's get married first, then I'd feel better about not wearing a condom. . . ."

A month later, Colin and Harriet were married and Harriet became Harriet Frissel. A week later, Harriet was pregnant and was in bad shape, so, like any husband, Colin didn't take Harriet to a doctor. . . .

Harriet continued to bear the baby and when she was six months into the pregnancy, the doctor was able to tell the Frissels what the sex of the baby was.

"It's a baby girl," Doctor Malibust said, looking at the screen. "Congratulations!"

Harriet began to cry; she had always wanted a baby girl. Colin whooped; he just wanted this baby to be a girl because Harriet would be happy and fuck him again. . . .

"See you in a month, Mrs. Frissel!" Doctor Malibust called out to the couple walking toward the car. "And no alcohol or smoking!"

Harriet and Colin gave the thumbs up to show that they understood and continued their walk to the car.

"Are you happy, Honey?" Harriet asked as Colin stopped at a stoplight as the Prime Minister's car drove by with cans on the back of it saying:

David and Natalie; Just Married! ! ! ! !

"I'm happy," Colin replied, beaming. "You'll have sex with me again, right? And who is Natalie and David?"

"David is the Prime Minister, I think. . . ." Harriet replied, glaring at her husband. "You've lived here all your life and I've only lived here for two months, and I know more than you!"

"Well," Colin said, pushing on the gas pedal as the light turned green. "I don't watch the news. . . ."