Hello readers! This story is a scene I have in my head so I decided to write it down. Once I had typed it, I thought it was funny, so I posted it here on !

Here it goes…

Cullen Karaoke

All of the Cullen family was sitting in the living room during summer break when Emmet said "I'm bored!"

Oh no. Emmet boredom is never a good thing.

"Me too!"Alice whined.

Emmet and Alice are bored? Sigh. This is going to be a long day.

"Well, do you want to do so you're not bored?" Bella asked.

"Karaoke!" Alice squealed.

Everyone except Alice, Emmet, and Bella sighed, knowing that, no matter how innocent karaoke seems, Emmet and Alice will find a way to make it 'more exciting'

"Yeah! Let's do karaoke! Let me go grab my karaoke machine and then we can start!" Bella happily said before running upstairs.

She came back down the stairs, karaoke machine in hand, and asked "so, who wants to go first?"

"Umm, I think that's my pager, I must be needed at work, bye kids!" Carlisle said before running out the door.

"What? Don't leave me with them!" Esme called after him but he was already out the door. She sighed and said "well, kids, I'll pass on the karaoke if you don't mind?"

But she was already running up the stairs before any of us had a chance to reply.

"Well, I think that since karaoke was Alice's idea, she should go first" Bella said, and everyone nodded.

"Yay! Alright, hmm, what song should I pick? Ooo! I know the perfect song!" Alice said before she grabbed the microphone and started singing…

"Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I,

And let's face it, who isn't, less fortunate than I?

My tender heart tends to bleed.

And when someone needs a makeover,

I simply have to take over,

I know 'I know' exactly what they need.

And even in your case,

Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face,

Don't worry, I determend to succeed,

Follow my lead, and yes indeed.

You…will…be… popular!

You're gonna be popular!

I'll teach you the proper ploys,

For when you talk to boys,

Little ways to flirt and flounce.

I'll show you what shoes to wear,

How to fix you're hair,

Everything that really counts,

To be popular.

I'll help you be popular!

You'll hang with the right cohorts,

You'll be good at sports,

Know the slang you've got to know!

So, let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go.

Don't be offended by my frank analysis,

Think of it as a personality dialysis,

Not that I've chosen to become a pal,

A sister and adviser, there's nobody wiser.

Not when it comes to popular!

I know about popular!

And with assist from me,

To be who you'll be,

Instead of dreary who you were: Are.

There's nothing that can stop you from becoming,

Popu-ler: lar

La la la la,

We're gonna make you popular!

When I see depressing creatures,

With unprepossessing features,

I remind them on their own behalf,

To think of celebrated heads of state,

Or specially great communicators.

Did they have brains or knowledge?

Don't make me laugh!

They were popular! Please,

It's all about popular!

It's not about aptitude,

It's about they way you're viewed,

So, it's very shrewd to be very, very popular like me!

And though you protest you're disinterest,

I know clandestinely you're gonna grin and bear it,

Your new found popularity.

La la la la,

You'll be popular!

Just not as popular as me!

Everyone laughed as she finished her song.

"Me next! Me next!" Emmet yelled.

Alice walked over to us as Emmet went to stand where she had been.

He grabbed the microphone and started singing…

I judge by what she's wearing,

Just how many heads I'm tearing

Off of assholes coming on to her,

Each night seem like its getting worse.

I wish she'd take the night off,

So, I don't have to fight off

Every asshole coming on to her,

It happens every night she works.

They'll go and ask the DJ,

Find out just what would she say,

If they all tried coming on to her,

Don't they know it's never gonna work?

They think they'll get inside her,

With every drink they buy her,

As they all try coming on to her,

This time somebody's getting hurt.

Here comes the next contestant.

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?

Is that your hand?

I wish you'd do it again,

I'll watch you leave here limping.

I wish you'd do it again,

I'll watch you leave here limping.

There goes the next contestant.

I even fear the lady's,

They're cool but twice as crazy,

Just as bad for coming on to her,

Don't they know it's never gonna work?

Each time she bats an eyelash,

Somebody's grabbing her ass,

Everyone keeps coming on to her,

This time somebody's getting hurt.

Here comes the next contestant.

Is that your hand on my girl friend?

Is that you're hand?

I wish you'd do it again,

I'll watch you leave here limping.

I wish you'd do it again,

I'll watch you leave here limping.

Here comes the next contestant.

I'm hating what she's wearing,

Everybody here keeps staring,

Can't wait 'till they get what they deserve,

This time somebody's getting hurt.

Here comes the next contestant.

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?

Is that your hand?

I wish you'd do it again,

I'll watch leave here limping.

I wish you'd do it again,

I'll watch you leave here limping.

I wish you'd do it again,

Each night seems like its getting worse,

I wish you'd do it again,

This time somebody's getting hurt.

There goes the next contestant.

He and Rose were laughing by the time he was done and everyone else was staring at him like they were crazy.

"What is so funny?" Alice asked.

Emmet chuckled again before saying "Rose and I went clubbing one night and everyone was trying to flirt with her and-"

"And he got over protective, and started beating up every idiot that flirted with me, just like in the song" rose finished for him.

Then all of us burst into laughter at the mental images.

"So, who should sing next?" Alice asked.

"I'll go" rose said, silently snickering.

"Okay, go for it" Bella said, nodding her head toward the Karaoke machine.

She started singing…

Four, tres, two, uno.

Listen up y'all, 'cause this is it,

The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious.

Rosealicious definition,

Make them bots go loco,

They want my treasures

So, they get their pleasures from my photo.

You can see me, you can't squeeze me,

I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy,

I got reasons why I tease em',

Boys just come and go like seasons.

Rosealicious, (so delicious)

But I ain't promiscuous,

And if you was suspicious,

All that shit if fictitious.

I blow kisses (mwah)

And put them boys on rock, rock,

And they be lining down the block,

Just to watch what I've got.

(four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious,

(its hot, hot)

So delicious,

(I put them boys on rock, rock)

So delicious,

(they want a taste of what I've got)

I'm rosealicious.

(t-t-t-tasty, tasy)

Rosealicious def-

Roesalicious def-

Rosealicious def-

Rosealicious definition,

Make them boys crazy,

They always claim they know me,

Coming to me call me Stacy

(hey Stacy)

I'm the R, to the O S E, the I, the E

And cant no other lady put it down like me.

I'm rosealicious,

(so delicious)

My body stay vicious,

I be up in the gym,

Just working on my fitness.

He's my witness,

(ooh wee)

I put yo' boy on rock, rock

And he be lining down the block,

Just to watch what I've got.

So delicious,

(its hot, hot)

So delicious,

(I put them boys on rock, rock)

So delicious,

(they want a taste of what I've got)

I'm rosealicious,

Hold hold hold hold up! Check it out!

Baby, baby, baby,

If you really want me,

Honey, get some practice,

Maybe then you'll get a taste.

Of my tasty, tasty,

I'll be laced with lacey,

Its so tasty, tasty,

It'll make you crazy.

T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl you're tasty,

T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl you're tasty,

D to the E, to the L I C I O U S,

To the D to the E, to the, to the, to the,

Hit it Rosie!

All the time I turn around,

Brothers gather 'round,

Always looking at me up and down,

Always looking at my (uh)

I just wanna say it now,

I ain't trying to 'round up drama,

Little mama,

I don't want to take your man.

And I know I'm coming off,

Just a little bit conceited,

And I keep on repeating,

How boys just wanna eat it,

But I'm trying to tell,

I can't be treated like clientele.

'cause they say she's delicious,

(so delicious)

But I ain't promiscuous,

And if you was suspicious,

All that shit is fictitious.

I blow kisses, (mwah)

That put them boys on rock, rock,

And they be lining down the block,

Just to watch what I've got.

(four, tres, two, uno)

My body stay vicious,

I be up in the gym,

Just working on my fitness,

He's my witness

(ooh wee)

I put yo' boy on rock, rock,

And he be lining down the block,

Just to watch what I've got.

(four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious,

(ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious,

(at, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious,

(ay, ay, ay, ay)

I'm rosealicious,

t-t-t-tasty, tasty.

So delicious,

(ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious,

(ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious,

(ay, ay, ay, ay)

I'm rosealicious, t-t-t

(ay, ay, ay, ay)

T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl you're tasty,

T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl you're tasty,

T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl you're tasty,

T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the.

(four, tres, two, uno)

To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S,

To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S,

To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S,

To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the,

T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl you're tasty,

T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl you're tasty,

T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl you're tasty,

T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the.

To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S,

To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S,

To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S,

To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, yeah!

When she finished, Emmet laughed and said "Rosealicious? Well, I like it!"

All of us had to laugh, also, it was quite funny.

"can I go next?" jasper asked.

"sure" rose replied.

Jasper took Rose's place and started singing…

I'm the son of a 3rd generation farmer,

Been married ten years to the farmers daughter,

I'm a god fearing, hard working, combine driver,

Hogging up the road with my p-p-p-p-plower,

Chug a lug a lugging, five miles an hour,

On my international harvester.

Three miles of cars, laying on their horns,

Falling on deaf ears of corn,

Lined up be hind me like a big parade,

Of late to work, road raged jerks,

Shouting obscene words, flipping me the bird.

Well, you may be on a state paved road,

But that blacktop runs through my payload,

Excuse me for trying to do my job,

But this year ain't been no bumper crop.

If you don't like the way I'm driving,

Get back on the interstate,

Otherwise sit tight and be nice,

And quit you're honking at me that way.

'cause I'm the son of a 3rd generation farmer,

Been married ten years to the farmers daughter,

Got two boys in the county 4-H,

I'm a lifetime sponsor of the F.F.A, hey!

That's a what I make,

I make a lot of hay,

For a little pay,

But I'm proud to say.

I'm a god fearing, hard working, combine driver,

Hogging up the road with my p-p-p-p-plower,

Chug a lug a lugging five miles an hour,

On my international harvester.

Well, I know you've got your own deadlines,

But cussing me wont save you no time, no,

This big wheeled, wide load, ain't going any faster,

So, just smile, wave, and tip your hat,

To the man up on the tractor.

'cause I', the son of a 3rd generation farmer,

Been married ten years to the farmers daughter,

I've got two boys in the county 4-H,

I'm a lifetime sponsor of the F.F.A. hey!

That's a what I make,

I make a lot of hay,

For a little pay,

But I'm proud to say.

I'm a god fearing, hard working, combine driver,

Hogging up the road with my p-p-p-p-plower,

Chug a lug a lugging five miles an hour,

On my international harvester.

I'm a god fearing, hard working, combine driver,

Hogging up the road with my p-p-p-p-plower,

Chug a lug a lugging five miles an hour,

On my international harvester.

Everyone stared at him blankly, wondering why he chose that song.

But he was just smiling, having a good time, so, we didn't ask.

"Bella, why don't you go next?"

"okay!" she said, trading places with Jasper. She started singing…

I'm so tired of being here,

Suppressed by all my childish fears,

And if you have to leave,

I wish you would just leave,

Your presence still lingers here,

And it wont leave me alone.

These wounds wont seem to heal,

This pain is just too real,

There's just too much that

Time cannot erase.

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears,

When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears,

And I held your hand through all of these years,

But still have all of me.

You used to captivate me,

By your resonating light,

Now I bound by

The life you've left behind.

Your face, it haunts,

My once pleasant dreams,

Your voice, It chased away,

All the sanity in me.

These wounds wont seem to heal,

This pain is just too real,

There's just too much,

That time cannot erase.

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears,

When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears,

And I held your hand though all of these years,

But you still have all of me.

I've tried so hard to tell myself

That you're gone,

And though you're still with me,

I've been alone all along.

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears,

When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears,

And I held your hand through all of these years,

But you still have all of me.

Everyone had there mouth hanging open by the time she was finished.

"What? I like Evanescence" Bella said, shrugging her shoulders.

"okay, I'll go next" Edward said.

He took Bella's place and started singing…

I'm not loving you,

The way I wanted to,

What I had to do,

Had to run from you.

I'm in love with you,

But the vibe is wrong,

And that haunted me,

All the way home.

So you never know,

Never, never know,

Never know enough,

'till its over, love.

'till we lose control,

System overload,

Screaming,

No, no, no, n-no!

I'm not loving you,

The way I wanted to,

See I wanna move,

But cant escape from you.

So, I keep it low,

Keep a secret code,

So everybody else,

Don't have to know.

So, keep your love locked down,

Your love locked down,

Keeping your love locked down,

Your love locked down.

I keep your love locked down,

Your love locked down,

I keep your love locked down,

You lose.

I'm not loving you,

The way I wanted to,

I cant keep my cool,

So I keep it true.

I got something to lose,

So I gotta move,

I cant keep myself,

And still keep you too.

So, I keep in mind,

When I'm on my own,

Somewhere far from home,

In the danger zone.

How many times,

Did I tell you,

Before it finally got through,

You lose, you lose.

I'm not loving you,

The way I wanted to,

See I had to go,

See I had to move.

No more wasting time,

You cant wait for life,

We're just racing time,

Where's the finish line?

So keep your love locked down,

Your love locked down,

Keeping your love locked down,

Your love locked down.

I keep your locked down,

Your love locked down,

I keep your love locked down,

You lose.

I'm not loving you,

The way I wanted to,

I bet no one knew,

I got no one new.

I know I said I'm through,

But I've got love for you,

But I'm not loving you,

The way I wanted to.

Gotta keep it going,

Keep the love going,

Keep it on a roll,

Only god knows,

If I'll be with you,

Baby, I'm confused,

You choose, you choose.

I'm not loving you,

The way I wanted to,

Where I wanna go,

I don't need you.

I've been down this road,

Too many times before,

I'm not loving you,

The way I wanted to.

So keep your love locked down,

Your love locked down,

Keeping your love locked down,

Your love locked down.

I keep your love locked down,

Your love locked down,

I keep your love locked down,

You lose.

You lose,

You lose,

You lose,

You lose.

Everyone except Bella was laughing when he was done.

Bella was glaring at him and then she said "you better not have truly meant a single word of that song"

"of course not love! I just like the song!" Edward quickly explained to his wife.

That just made the others laugh more.

Then Esme walked down the stairs and asked "may I join your Karaoke?"

"sure!" Alice said.

"thanks" Esme replied, smiling.

"then I guess I'll join, also" Carlisle said, walking through the front door.

"you said you were at work!" Esme said.

"nah, I was just hiding" he replied, laughing.

But she growled him and he stopped his laughing and muttered "sorry, dear"

The Cullen kids were almost rolling on the floor from laughter because Carlisle, the head of the family, was afraid of sweet, little Esme.

"I'll go first, dear" Esme laughed as she and Edward traded places.

She started singing…

I made it through the wilderness,

Somehow I made it through,

Didn't know how lost I was,

Until I found you.

I was beat incomplete,

I'd been had, I was sad and blue,

But you made me feel,

Yeah, you made me feel,

Shiny and new.

Like a virgin,

Touched for the very first time,

Like a virgin,

When your heart beats next to mine.

Gonna give you all my love, boy,

My fear is fading fast,

Been saving it all for you,

'cause only love can last.

Your so fine, and your mine,

Make me strong, yeah, you make me bold,

Oh, your love thawed out,

Yeah, your love thawed out,

What was scared and cold.

Like a virgin,

Touched for the very first time,

Like a virgin,

When your heart beats next to mine.

Oooh, oooh, oooh,

Your so fine, and your mine,

I'll be yours 'till the end of time,

'cause you made me feel,

Yeah, you made me feel,

I've nothing to hide.

Like a virgin,

Touched for the very first time,

Like a virgin,

When your heart beats next to mine.

Like a virgin,

Ooh, ooh,

Like a virgin,

Feels so good inside.

When you hold me,

And your heart beats,

And you love me.

Oh, oh, oh,

Oh, oh, oh,

Oh, oh, oh,

Ooh, baby.

Cant you hear

My heart beat,

Beat for the

Very first time?

Everyone was leaning against each other to stand up because of their laughter.

"top that!" Esme smirked at Carlisle.

"I will" he replied, switching places with her.

He started singing…

I'm too sexy for my love,

Too sexy for my love,

Love's going to leave me.

I'm too sexy for my shirt,

Too sexy for my shirt,

So sexy it hurts.

And I'm too sexy for Milan,

Too sexy for Milan,

New York and Japan.

And I'm too sexy for your party,

Too sexy for your party,

No way I'm disco dancing.

I'm a model, you know what I mean,

And I do my little turn on the catwalk,

Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk,

Yeah, I do my little turn on the catwalk.

I'm too sexy for my car,

Too sexy for my car,

Too sexy by far.

And I'm too sexy for my hat,

Too sexy for my hat,

What do you think about that.

I'm a model, you know what I mean,

And I do my little turn on the catwalk,

Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk,

Yeah, I do my little turn on the catwalk.

I'm too sexy for my,

I'm too sexy for my,

I'm too sexy for my.

I'm a model, you know what I mean,

And I do my little turn on the catwalk,

Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk,

Yeah, I shake my little tusch on the catwalk.

I'm too sexy for my cat,

Too sexy for my cat,

Poor pussy, poor pussy cat.

I'm too sexy for my love,

Too sexy for my love,

Love's going to leave me.

And I'm too sexy for this song.

Now everyone was literally rolling on the floor with laughter.

Once they were able to control their laughter and stand up, Alice asked "so, has everyone had a turn to sing?"

"I haven't!" I, Arielle, the author, said stepping out from the shadows.

"Arielle! How long have you been there?" Carlisle asked, shocked.

"the whole time" I smirked.

"but how did you get inside the house?" he asked.

I laughed and said "I have my ways. Can I sing now?"

"go for it" Carlisle said as I traded places with him.

I started singing…

Wake up this morning with a head like 'whatcha done?'

This used to be the life but I don't need another one,

You like cutting up and carrying on, you wear them gowns,

So how come I feel so lonely when you're up getting down?

So, I'll play along when I hear that special song,

I'm gonna be the one who gets It right,

You better move when you're swaying around the room,

Look's like magic's only ours tonight.

But I don't feel like dancing,

When the old Joanna plays,

My heart could take a chance,

But my two feet cant find a way.

You'd think that I could muster up

A little soft-shoe gentle sway,

But I don't feel like dancing,

No sir, no dancing today.

Don't feel like dancing, dancing,

Even if I find nothing better to do,

Don't feel like dancing, dancing,

Why'd you break it down when I'm not in the mood?

Don't feel like dancing, dancing,

I'd rather be home with the one in the bed 'till dawn, with you.

Cities come and cities go just like the old empire,

When all you do is change your clothes and call that versatile,

You got so many colors, make a blind man so confused,

Then why cant I keep up, when you're the only thing I lose?

So, I'll just pretend that I know which way to bend,

And I'm gonna tell the whole world that you're mine,

Just please understand, when I see you clap your hands,

If you stick around, I'm sure that you'll be fine.

But I don't feel like dancing,

When the old Joanna plays,

My heart could take a chance,

But my two feet cant find a way.

You'd think that I could muster up

A little soft-shoe gentle sway,

But I don't feel like dancing,

No sir, no dancing today.

Don't feel like dancing, dancing,

Even if I find nothing better to do,

Don't feel like dancing, dancing,

Why'd you break it down when I'm not in the mood?

Don't feel like dancing, dancing,

I'd rather be home with the one in the bed 'till dawn, with you.

You cant make me dance around,

But your two-step makes me pound,

Just lay me down as you

Float away into the shimmering light.

But I don't feel like dancing,

When the old Joanna plays,

My heart could take a chance,

But my two feet cant find a way.

You'd think that I could muster up

A little soft-shoe gentle sway,

But I don't feel like dancing,

No sir, no dancing today.

Don't feel like dancing, dancing,

Even if I find nothing better to do,

Don't feel like dancing, dancing,

Why'd you break it down when I'm not in the mood?

Don't feel like dancing, dancing,

I'd rather be home with the one in the bed 'till dawn, with you.

They starred at me while I sang, but they laughed once I was done.

"scissor sisters?" Edward asked.

"what? They are classic!" I laughed.

The rest of the day we spent playing games together and having a good time.

The End.

Now that you have read my silly story, please, please, please review and tell me what you thought! And please tell me if you would like it if I did more stories like this one, like truth or dare, spin the bottle, have you ever, or more karaoke!

Thanks!

L8r,

mrsvampireprincess