Sum: The Marauders got angry. They wrote some bash songs. It was SUPPOSED to be a secret though...
Dear Us,
Here is a collection of bash songs about different people or different things we hate! Exactly what is a bash song? Well we know, so why explain it!?
"The Flith which is Filch"
Sung to the tune of the Muggle: Britney Got Speared's Toxic
Marauders:
Dude, can't you see
I'm innocent
A dude like you
Should wear some pants
It's Hideous
I'm Innocent
Flich:
There's no escape
You can't hide
You've been hit
You get a whip
You're dangerous
You get a lick
Marauders:
Too ugly
Can't calm down
Losin' my sense
On the ground
Are you decent now?
Everyone reading fic:
With a glance of his face
You know he's high
His toxic
Face is a blunder
With a minute wasted by his life
I'm appalled by you
Don't you that you're toxic
Flich:
It's getting late
I can't give up
You let it slip
So abrupt
So it be
You'll never fool me
Marauders:
Too ugly
Can't calm down
Losin' my sense
On the ground
Are you decent now?
Everyone reading fic:
With a glance of his face
You know he's high
His toxic
Face is a blunder
With a minute wasted by your life
I'm appalled by you
Don't you know that you're toxic
I hate what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic
(Tortured Screams)
Everyone reading fic:
With a glance of his face
You know he's high
His toxic
Face is a blunder
With a minute wasted by your life
I'm appalled by you
Don't you know that you're toxic
Marauders: Better run now
Flich: I'm ready for ya now
Marauders: I'm ready for ya now
Flich: Try me now
Marauders: Do it now
Flich: I'm doomed now
(Smack)
Hope you enjoyed!!! Stay tuned for the next chapter!!