Mr. Moony,

James sends his regards and wishes you were here. To quote him, "Tell that wanker he best be coming over like he said and not call it off like he always does, cause if he doesn't I'll rip his spine out of his arse." Always so articulate our James. So, what are you up too? How was the last moon? WHY HAVEN'T YOU WRITTEN YET? Things are normal here, boring as shite, but normal. It'd be significantly better if you were here. And speaking of which, when are you heading over? I've missed stealing your jam sandwiches.

Sincerely, A very hungry Sirius.

Very Hungry Sirius,

I apologize for not sending any letters this summer; life has a way of taking your best laid plans and flushing them down the toilet. So it is with a heavy heart I must inform you that you will be receiving the brunt of our lovely Prongs' eloquence, and tell him I will not be visiting this summer. My parents decided to take us to France until school begins, so it looks like I won't be seeing you three any time soon. Otherwise, my holiday has been rather slow so far. The trip is a godsend really, I'd rather claw my own eyes out than spend another day siting in my room with no new book to keep me company. It might be a while until I can write again, there's been much more security around the borders with you know what going on but please keep up the correspondence,

A very bored werewolf.

Very bored,

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FUCKING PRICK! YOU GET TO GO OFF AND MEET FRENCH GIRLS WHILE I'M STUCK WITH SIRIUS MOANING ABOUT YOU NOT BEING HERE, AND PETER BEING A WET BLANKET, AND MOM AND DAD GETTING ON MY CASE, AND AVOIDING QUESTIONS ON WHY THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE WET DOG, AND I WAS COUNTING ON YOU TO MAKE UP SHIT AND HELP ME KEEP MY SANITY AND TALK ABOUT LILY AND I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A BAGUETTE WHILE YOU'RE IN FRANCE YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING ARSE! -Prongs

And now you see what I have been living with. Anyways, I hope you don't break too many hearts over in France. Bring something back for us will you? James will get over himself far quicker if you bring back enough sweets. He's just on a rampage about Lily. We ran into her the other day at Diagon Alley, needless to say it didn't go so well, and James has been a miserable git ever since. Well, I know it will be a while until I hear from you, so have a wonderful time eating croissants and chocolate and doing very French things. I suppose you're now my French girl, warning, all my other girls will be jealous.

Sincerely, fed up with prongs.

Mr. Fed Up,

I apologize for the long wait, we just got back today! It really was beautiful. We saw far more countryside than I thought existed in France and the cities were stunning. No, I did not break any hearts over there. However, I did meet a wonderful witch, whom I started a correspondence with, and I think you'd really like her. I don't suppose I really needed to send this letter as we will be seeing each other in a matter of days, but I feel I owe you more than a small note attached to sweets. Speaking of, how were they? Did you get them? And how's James doing? Remember last time he got in a funk about Lily and ended up getting all the suits of armor to recite sonnets before self-destructing? Well I suppose you'd remember better than I as you're the one living with the wanker. Also, I didn't receive any letters from you on the trip and I suppose it's either from the security or that you didn't bother writing. Either way, I missed you twats and am very excited to see you all soon.

Lovingly, your French girl.