Chapter one: the germanic family dinner
Austria, germany, prussia, liechtenstein, Switzerland, and hungary. That was the basic germanic family. Atleast, the ones Austria was closest to. So, he and Hungary invited them over for dinner. "Hungary, how much time do we have left?" "Fifteen minutes. That should give us enough time to pre-pour the whine, and one of those should be water. We don't want Switzerland going around killing people over Liechtenstein having whine." "Got it. Thank you." After a while, they heard a hard knock at the door. "Welcome." Austria said to Germany and Prussia. "Kesesesese! Austria, you don't need to be so formal! We've known eachother for years!" "Well, excuse my manners. Being polite will get me nowhere in life." Austria said flatly. "Prussia please, chill out. Can we go just a few hours without you being, as you say it, awesome?" Germany was done. Prussia sighed as dramatically as he could to spite them both. "Fiiiiiine." Germany elbowed him. "Well, aren't you going to sit?" Austria aknowlaged the table. Then, there was another knock at the door. "Hello, Mr. Austria." Liechtenstein said. "Hello, Liechtenstein, Switzerland. How are you?" "Just fine. Liechtenstein had a huge government crisis a while ago, but she's doing better. Just a little tired." Austria smiled. "Well, I'm glad to hear she's doing better. Same thing happened to Hungary. I came home from running some errands and she greeted me, told me she wasn't feeling well, and then she fell into my arms." "Good lord. I bet getting the resources to take care of her wasn't cheap." When everyone was at the table, they heard a crash. Hungary tripped coming down the stairs and she couldn't get up, so they took her to the hospital. The expenses to fix a broken ankle, knee, and arm were a bit high, and none of the economies were great, so it was a hard desicion. But, Liechtenstein shoved everyone out of the way. "Move, you tightwads. Big bruder's gonna pay for it." Then, she pulled out a gold credit card and everyone was howling because her physical age was ten. Switzerland looked at Austria. "I raised her right. That's my girl. Now you know why I save my money. For emergencies." Liechtenstein winked at her brother. Liechtenstein was a beast.