Mario Pees (Part 2!)
"That's it!" Peach exclaimed. "I'm breaking up with you!"
Mario cleared his throat... and then suddenly...
"No, Peach! Please, don't leave me!"
"It's over!" Peach shouted. "I hate you now! Get out of my life!"
Before poor old Mario could blink, he was soaring through the air, seeming like it was in slow motion, as glass scattered across the world. Mario realized he was thrown out a window. He hit the ground and felt a bolt of pain pass through his legs. He could not stand up.
Loud footsteps approached the castle, the sound echoing in Mario's ears as he glared above him to see a large Bowser before him. Larger than ever. He had a stomach five times the size it normally was, and his height was five times the height he usually was.
"Take me away, Bowser dear~!" Peach said. Bowser scooped her up in his hands and walked away, right in front of Mario's eyes. Toad darted over to Mario and stared at him, then kicked his nose and ripped it off.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" Mario shouted.
"BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY YOU PIECE OF CRAP," Toad yelled in Mario's face. "This nose was the first thing that needed to be removed."
A voice suddenly bellowed before them,
"I AM THE CHOCOLATE GOD. STITCH MARIO'S NOSE BACK ON OR I WILL MAKE YOU, TOAD!"
Toad shook his head rapidly. "NEVER!"
Then, Toad was suddenly picked up and his "mask" was ripped off, revealing the most evil... the ugliest person alive.
IT WAS TRUMP!
Trump's wig was suddenly ripped off of his head to reveal a bald, shiny head. "WHY DID YOU RIP OFF MY WIG?"
"BECAUSE IT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE AN 80 YEAR OLD DUCK THAT HAD NO SLEEP IN OVER 50 YEARS AND FARTED ON HIS GIRLFRIEND AND WAS DUMPED AND THEN SET A STOVE ON FIRE!"
Mario thought things to himself. Things like,
This story was not funny.
Why is this story real?
Hello there! Sorry to interrupt, but I would like to inform you that this story is not funny at all, and if you laugh you should go get some help.
I'm joking, I'm joking. xD
Mario then realized.
His pants were covered in pee.
Pee was the ruler of Earth.
Mario suddenly grew wings made of a mysterious yellow liquid and flew into the air, glaring at the Chocolate God. Suddenly, Mario peed on Trump's bald head. Pee ran down Trump's head as he gave Mario a disgusted look.
Pee began to flood the ground, rolling into the oceans.
10 YEARS LATER...
A man walked to the end of a dock and saw that the ocean was yellow. He wondered what the water was. He approached the water and sniffed. It smelled like... pee?
R.I.P.
Mario
?-2017
You filled our hearts with pee. (and our oceans)