Dear Kelly— I hope that you and Zach would not be offended by the gift that I am sending to you. I mean, I know that it is my birthday and I should be the one getting the gifts. But still, I feel that I should share this one particular gift with you… along with an explanation. You see, it happens to be due to personal financial problems that I was in need of some quick cash in order to stay in Columbia University and graduate with honors. Well, that is when I glanced through the want ads in the New York Post and found this one ad for a female model and decided to go to this loft apartment in Manhattan and check it out.
And when I got there, I saw this guy standing with no shirt on over this one woman with long dark hair and taking photos of her with his camera. And the weird part of the whole thing is that she is totally naked! I mean, she had no clothes on and allowed this guy to snap one pic after another of her in poses that I would… at first… consider to be degrading to women! But that was before she looked at where I was standing and said, "Hey, Greg. I just want you to know that the new girl is finally here… and ready for her close-up." And when he looked at me with his arms crossed and said, "And it's about time, too. Well? What are you waiting for? Take your clothes off and get your butt down on the bed.", I found that I had two choices.
Either I turn around and walk away or give in to my current situation and do exactly what that guy wanted. And let me tell you right now, Kelly. It really does not take a rocket scientist to figure out which choice I have made. As a matter of fact, I really am glad that I allowed myself to go through with it because it also shows that a woman like me could be both smart and sexy. Well, I have to go now because Greg and his new exhibit are about to be shown at a local art gallery and I do not wish to be late. —With love to both you and Zach, Jessie.