Title: "Quack Attack"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: R for language
Summary: An anti-Mickey Disney character reflects in this 200-word drabble based on the story prompt "envy".
Warnings: Slash, Multiple Lovers, Het referenced
Challenge/Prompt: Peja's "envy" 24-hour story prompt on 25/10/08.
Disclaimer: Mickey and Minnie Mouse, Donald and Daisy Duck, Goofy, Jos, Panchito, and Quack Attack are & TM Disney, not the author, and are used without permission. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

He's got it all, and he doesn't even know it. He's got to be the biggest mouse ever, and nobody would argue that his size, compared to the normal rodent, is only eclipsed by his ego. He's adored and loved by millions and has a loving girlfriend and supportive family. He can have all that. The money and support'd be nice, but that's not what bothers me.

He's the luckiest freaking mouse alive, because he's got him. I've felt his touches and trembled at his caresses. I would love him to want only me, but it's never going to happen. I'm a third wheel wherever I turn -- whether it's with Jos and Panchito or Mickey and Goofy.

He expects the world to bow down and worship him; I only want to be loved by some one who'd make me their one and only. I thought the dog would do it, but he was kicking in his sleep last night and moaning Mickey's name.

Hell, it's just my sorry fucking luck! Even the dog doesn't want to love me! But I'll be damned if I'm turning to Daisy! She'd better leave me alone today and go quack attack up Minnie's ass instead!

The End