Yakuma confessing to the princess wife of the emperor and her being like yo bro whats wrong with you !
Once upon a time in the capital of Japan there lived a beautiful princesswifeoftheemperor. Her name was Kohi-sama. She really loved the emperor because he was her husband. And also rich. And also powerful. And also dying. She was into that. !
At this same time, there was a lowly palace doctor named Yakuma Koshirou. He wasn't rich. Or powerful. Or dying. But he was hella into Kohi-sama. !
These two had a weird relationship. Kohi-sama was kind to Yakuma because she was slightly less racist than the rest of Japan (good for her). And so they were friends. Even though Yakuma wasn't rich or powerful or dying. Yakuma always thought that his crush on Kohi-sama was only because she was nice. But in reality, he did sorta think she was hot. Which made it awkward when she flirted with her husband the emperor.
! One day when Yakuma was out doing doctor things, he decided he wanted to confess to Kohi-sama. He collected his pay from the job and then immediately bought many flowers for her. He didn't know if she liked flowers but was pretty sure at least that she was not allergic. When he gets back to the palace that day, everyone seems to be freaking out. !
The rich, powerful, dying emperor was no longer dying. He was dead. Yakuma is like "Oops wasn't I supposed to make that not happen?" But no one was around to respond. !
'Maybe,' he thinks to himself, 'This is good. Now I can confess and it isn't to a married woman that makes it better.' !
Yakuma finds Kohi-sama. She looks sad. So he says "Kohi-sama I love you." !
And she says "Excuse me? Koshirou, this is hardly appropriate behavior right now. I am grieving the loss of a man I loved very deeply. Could you please show at least a little restraint?"
! And then Yakuma says "Wut."
! And Kohi sighs, remembering she is in a crack fic and talking like a real person was not going to be understood by anyone else. "Dat rude." She said.
! Yakuma gasped and cried and felt bad. !
"What is that you're-" Kohi starts, but adjusts her speech again, "What you have?" Says Kohi. !
Yakuma looks at the flowers in his hand and feels very weird about them now. "They for emperor." Says Yakuma, being very proud that he was clever. It wasn't a lie because now it was true. He gives the flowers to Kohi to give to the emperor who was dead. !
Kohi says "Thanks" and Yakuma leaves the room. !
A few weeks later, Kohi takes over the country and is the best leader ever, partially due to her not being a racist who chases out all people trying to bring new ideas. The end.