A Room with Them?

In the crowded great hall sat the students we all know and love, but over the summer, they had changed.

Harry had since gotten lazer surgery and left his glasses in the Weasley's bin. Quidditch had done his muscles some good. He was well-built, strong and toned. He had a certain ruggedly handsome look about him. He was not only famous, but now a sex symbol.

Hermione was once a bushy haired know-it-all who annoyed the pants off everyone, but now, she was stunning. She decided to straighten her hair and wear a little bit of make-up and lighten up. In fact, she didn't even do all her allocated summer homework.

Ron let his hair grow a little and was much more toned and taller. He had the abs to die for and decided to take advantage of this over the summer when the golden trio and Ginny went to Santorini, Greece.

But something else had changed to all three of them, and that was their opinion of Ginny. As we all know, Harry had it out for her and he thought that this summer trip was going to be it. In fact, Ron and Hermione had guided him through it. They even escorted him to her room where they thought she was having an early night and Harry was hoping to give her a nice surprise, but it was Harry, Ron and Hermione who got the surprise. Instead of seeing a sleeping Ginny, they saw her having sex with two 25-year-ols Greek soccer stars. Now, whenever they see her, the ridicule or simply ignore her.

While Dumbledore was lecturing the students about studies, Ron felt an apple hit his head. All three of them shot around and saw whom they recognised as Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zambini smirking. Ron picked up the first thing he laid his eyes on (which happened to be a house elf) and hurled it across the Hufflepuff table to the Slytherins where it landed with great force in Malfoys lap. He stood up holding his crotch gasping in pain before falling onto the ground while the house elf scampered away.

"Hah, that's almost as funny as that time I caught Fred polishing his rocket in front of a picture of Hermi- I mean, Alicia Spinnet!" said Ron, making the whole Gryffindor table laugh.

"Ahem," said Dumbledore, "Because of the slight changes in school policy, there will be two prefects from each house, but the same one Quidditch captain this year. The Head Boy and Girl for Hufflepuff are the German exchange student Hans Coen and Belinda Davis. The Heads for Ravenclaw are Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang. The Heads for Gryffindor are Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger. Hemrione and Ron stopped tickling each other and stared at Dumbledore in astonishment. And the Heads for Slytherin are Blaise Zambini and Pansy Parkinson.

The great hall suddenly was all whispers and mumbles. "I'm gonna miss you guys," said Harry.

"There's still hope," said Hermione," Everyone knows you're going to get Quidditch captain, I'm just worried at how I'll cope sleeping so close to Pansy Parkinson."

"At least she's not too bad to look at," said Ron, staring at her boobs. He was right, her face had evened out and she looked a lot like Paris Hilton/Ashlee Simpson. "She's not a pug anymore."

"I have to agree with you on that," said Hermione," But she's still a bitch and Malfoy says she has bad technique-"

"Okay, Hermione let's not go too far," Harry said.

"Quiet, please," Dumbledore continued," The Quidditch captain for Hufflepuff is Juan Manuella, the Quidditch captain for Ravenclaw is Sarah Spundgen, the Quidditch captain for Gryffindor is Harry Potter ("Told you," said Hermione) and Slytherin Quidditch captain is Draco Malfoy. Now because of the growth in student enrolments, All Head and Quidditch captains will be sharing the one dorm, but I can assure you, you will all get your own rooms, now please, enjoy your meals."

The main topic in the hall was the prefects dorms.

"We'll all be together," said Harry

"Yeah with Malfoy, Parkinson, Zambini and..." Ron paused.

"What," said Harry?

Ron smirked seductively,"Cho Chang!"

"Fuck off!" said Harry irritably.

"Oh come on, grow up. At least we get our own rooms," said Hermione.

"Yeah but-"

"Attention please," said Dumblebore. The hall went quiet. "Could everyone please make their way to their dorms?"

Everyone was reluctant, especially the prefects, to go to their dorms, but they had no choice. When the twelve prefects had reached their porthole, they were greeted by an extraordinarily beautiful woman with white blonde hair and a magnificent gown who said "Hello, my name is Wanda and I was once the mistress of Salazar Slytherin."

"So much for morality," snickered Ron.

"Ahem," she continued," Would you like to decide on a password?"

"Weasel has a small dick!" yelled Blaise straightaway.

"What?" said Ron

"Password granted," smiled Wanda and the portrait opened

"Is it possible for a change of password?" asked Ron.

"So much for morality," she mimicked.

"I'll get her," said Ron walking in.