Title: Abigail!

Author: TuesdayNightHardcoreQueen

Summary: Stupid silly songs are usually the type you have stuck in your head. But just see what's inside of Eiris' head...


"...Ring, ring, ring! Banana phone! Lalalala!" Miz sang to himself. But then, he soon got frustrated with his own actions. He hated that stupid song! And it wouldn't get out of his head! "Urghhh! Stupid Banana Phone song! It won't get out of my mind!"

"Wow, that's pretty sad, dude, if you're actually singing that." John teased him. The three of them were driving to their next show. John was the one behind the wheel. Eiris was in the passenger seat and Miz was sitting in the back.

"It's not my fault!" Miz whined. "My little niece was singing it to me on the phone the other day."

"It's still pretty lame." John chuckled.

"Shut up!"

"That's okay, I feel your pain, Miz. I have a song stuck in my head too." Eiris said.

"Yeah, lemme guess, it's Barbie Girl, or some shit like that?" John perdicted.

"Nope, it's Abigail by King Diamond." Eiris said, blowing all of his guesses out of the water. "Abigail, I know you're in control of her brain, Abigail, ahhhh ahh ahh! And I know you're the one that's speaking through her, Abigail, ahhh ahh ahh!"

"Only you would have heavy metal songs created by Satanic sex gods from the eighties stuck in your head!" Miz pointed the finger of blame.

Eiris smiled, proudly. "Yeah, I know!"

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A/N: I know most of you don't know who King Diamond is, but definitely look them up when you get the chance. They are absolutely badass.

But if you do know who they are, definite kudos to you, because you have sweet taste in music! ;D