The Journey To Restore Our Waterfall!

by The Maiden in Pink

Oh no! The wicked Sinister Guy has stolen The Sparkly Crystal Rod and now our enchanted waterfall has stopped flowing! Come, Smashers! Let us journey to The Magical Realm Of The Toaster and get it back! Warning: Hilariousness will ensue!

1. The Magical Realm Of The Toaster!

Welcome,ladies and gents! And now,we present to you..drum roll,please,..my Super Smash Bros Melee fic!

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The Journey To Restore Our Waterfall Chapter 1:Into The Magical Realm Of The..Toaster!

"Yes,this is exactly what I need to gain control of the Mushroom Kingdom:The Sparkly Crystal Rod,"hissed a black Shy Guy with a mask that had angry-looking eye and mouth holes instead of the usual surprised look other Shy Guys wore,"With this rod,I shall seize control of the entire Mushroom Kingdom,and then..THE WORLD! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA-CHOKE-CHOKE-HACK-GAG!"and still gagging and choking,he and the Rod disappeared.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "RISE AND SHINE,SMASHERS! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORN!"came the unwelcome-ly loud voice of Mario from the castle in the Mushroom Kingdom where all the Smashers lived. With groans and complaints each Smasher sloooowwlllyy got out of bed and began changing out of their pajamas. "Ugh,that blathering idiot,waking ME up so early.." Dr.Mario grumbled. "I HEARD THAT,YOU WHITE-COATED SCOUNDREL!"Mario yelled. The sound of their arguing was suddenly overcome by the sound of Mr.Game&Watch beeping franticly,searching for the latest drama novel in his vast collection. "I know where it is.."said Pikachu slyly(He talks,and so do all the other Pokemon and Mr.G&W,for convenience!) "Where? Where is it?" "If I tell you,you have to give me something.." "YOU HID IT,DIDN'T YOU? YOU WANT MY GOLD TROPHY I WON AT THAT SPORTS CONTEST LAST MONTH,DON'T YOU?" The two went running down the halls,yelling. "SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO STUDY!"yelled Roy from his room. "EVERYONE,STOP!" All the Smashers stopped in their tracks. Daisy glared at them. "You guys just woke up,and already you're ensuing chaos! Can you please tone it down a little?" "Well,looking out the window is quiet.."said Fox,standing up and opening the silken curtains. "GASP! Guys! Guys,come here,quick!" Everyone rushed to find out what had the orange vulpine so distraught. "Oh no! Our waterfall is gone!"cried Luigi,"Ohh.." He fainted. "Drama king.."said Link,rolling his eyes. "Who could've done such a terrible deed?"cried Peach. "Don't look at me!"called Falco,who was in the kitchen about to make toast. Suddenly the toaster lit up with a bright green light! And a sinister cackle came out of it! "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA-" Okay,that's enough. "Sorry. Listen,O' Smashers! I am the one who drained your waterfall!" "GASP! I knew it!"said Kirby,pointing an accusing finger-er,paw at the glowing toaster. "I am Sinister Guy,the most evil Shy Guy of all! I have-" "Yes,yes I know.You've stolen The Sparkly Crystal Rod that resides on the top of Smash Mountain and allows our enchanted waterfall to flow."said Mewtwo. "How do you-" "Psychic powers." "Our waterfall is enchanted?"asked Pichu. "Yes,"replied Mewtwo,"As long as it flows,The Mushroom Kingdom will be peaceful. If it stops flowing for too long,the kingdom will crumble!" "I'm TRYING to do an evil speech here! Just because my voice is coming out of the toaster doesn't mean you can take advantage of me!" Mewtwo rolled his eyes. "Then,please,continue." he said sarcastically. "Well,once the kingdom has crumbled,I will use the magic of the Rod to rebuild it as The Shy Guy Empire! And me and my people shall rule FOREVER!" and with that,his voice faded,but the green glow remained. Mario picked up the toaster. "YOU CORNY,STREOTYPICAL VILLAIN,YOU'LL NEVER GET OUR KINGDOM!"he shouted into it. Suddenly,the green glow came out and pulled him into the toaster! "MAMA MIIIAAA!" "Hey,look,he's gone!"pointed out Nana. "We know,"said Daisy,"So let's go with him to restore our waterfall!" "YEAH!"chorused all the Smashers,jumping into the toaster,except one. "Jumping into a simple household device such as this is absolutely impractical and nonsensical,"objected Roy in his intelligent way. "Oh,come on!"said Ganon,pulling him in. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" They all screamed as they fell down a glowing,flashing bright green tunnel.

They all hit the ground more or less at the same time. "Aww,can we do that again?"moaned Popo and Nana. "Are you kidding? I feel like I've just been digested by King Dodongo!"said Link. "Where are we?"mused Zelda,looking around. They were in a bright,story-bookish-type place complete with little fairies flying around. "Look,and you'll find out."said Jigglypuff,pointing up. Formed in the clouds as if by a sky-writer were- "Do you always have to be so detailed? Just get to the point!" Sorry,Jiggly,the details thing just happens. Were letters made of clouds bearing the message: You Are Now In The Magical Realm Of Your Toaster. "Well that's a new one.."muttered Dr.Mario. "There you guys are!"it was normal Mario."I thought we were separated for sure!" "A-hem! We should stop standing here wasting time! Lets go!"said Bowser. "But,we don't know where to go!"pointed out Pikachu. "Simple. We stick to the direction of this path."said Roy,pointing at the dusty road below them. So...they walked. And walked. And walked.

"Where is this thing even going? I'm starving!"complained Luigi. "Make that two that're starving.."groaned Falco. "Well you're in luck,y'all!"came an unfamiliar voice. They had come to a fork in the road,and on the right,the path continued,but on the left.. "IHOP PANCAKES!"they all cried. "That's right,y'all!"said the waitress that was standing beside the door,"And because y'all are starving travelers out to save yer kingdom-" "How'd she know that?"whispered Kirby,"Y'all get to eat FREE!" "Hallelujah! Come on,guys!"said Fox,rushing in first. After several helpings of everything on the menu,including drinks-"Hey,we're thristy here!" I realize that,Mr.G&W,but I'm just trying to explain to the readers just how much you guys-"I hafta go pee!"said Nana AND Popo at the same time. "UGH! Well,I'm not taking you!"said Falco. "I will.."volunteered Peach weakly. "Come on,you brats!"she said,dragging each of their hands.

Whence they were all back on the road,satisfied,food-wise-"Oooh,I'm getting a side ache.."said Luigi-Maybe a little TOO satisfied,a loud,ominous rumbling suddenly met their ears. Pichu said: "What does "ominous"mean?" No,Pichu,you're supposed to say- "Ominous,Pichu,"said Roy,pulling a floating chalkboard,graduation hat,spectacles,and pointer out of nowhere, "Means foreboding,inauspicious,or forewarning of calamity. In short,it means a scary noise." His teacher supplies disappeared. "Thank you,Roy!"said Pichu,doing her cute smile. Okay,yes,thank you Roy. Now then;the rumbling was quite alarming,and seemed to be right below them. No one had a clue as to what it was. "Um,hello! Maybe it has something to do with the fact that we are standing on a cliff that is about to spilt in half!" Well,Ganondorf has cleared that matter up. Unfortunately,I seem to be scarce on time. So:Looks like the Smashers have got themselves in a real tight spot! Can they escape,or will they meet their end already? Find out in the next chapter! Thank you,announcer. Here's your pay,and I must now vamoose. See ya!