This has been sitting on my compy for ages, so I thought I'd finally put it up. I don't own Stargate (either of them, unfortunately) but I sure as hell miss Jack. Oh, don't get me wrong, Ben Browder as Cammy is awesome, but I miss me some RDA. Although, we are getting so much ship in canon these days -Damn it, let me have my fantasies! LOL- that its almost worth it. (If your a Jack/Sam shipper, which I'll just assume you are since your reading this, you must watch Ripple Effect, you must! Chuck full of oodles and oodles of good stuffs) Anyway, read review etc etc
I know I'm not supposed to feel this. Regs and all, you know. But I'll be damned if he doesn't just sit there every day with his fishing magazine and the last blue jello. Which is a killer to the concentration. How am I supposed to work when he is over there in that tight black shirt with those pants and eating his jello? Yes, that godamned jello.
The first couple of times, I kicked him out for eating in my lab. Knowing him, he'd get it everywhere sooner or later. He snuck in with it one day though. So I turned to tell him to take it somewhere else (you can tell he's eating it, he slurps). Except the man chose that moment to lick the spoon. Yep, licked the freaking spoon like it was an ice cream cone or something. My brain just stuttered to a stop. It was so wrong. The thoughts running through my head…..well, you don't want to know.
Then he made a little yum, that's really good type noise. Wouldn't have heard it if I hadn't been paying attention to him already. Good Lord, there has to be some rule against that sort of thing, like the law against cruel and unusual punishment for instance. That sounddrove mecrazy. I spent the rest of the afternoon trying to convince myself the reason I kept watching him out of the corner of my eye was to make sure he didn't get Jell-O all over my lab. Yah, right. I'd never noticed the spoon licking before, but he did it a lot. Enough to drive me absolutely nuts, in fact. Damn spoon (How insane is it to be jealous of a freaking spoon?) Spoon envy. God, Dr.MacKenzie would have a field day with that.
That was a couple days ago. After a while I just stopped keeping track, I was distracted as it was. As if this whole thing wasn't surreal enough, I actually burned myself. Me, Major Samantha Carter. I hadn't done something like that since high school and I accidentally blew up the science lab trying to build my own lithium battery. I mean, for cryin...Oh God. This is just so messed up. Anyway, I was working with some wires and heard the noise. The one after the spoon licking. Shot my concentration straight to hell, so when the power surged it caught me off guard and I burned my fingers. He thought it was hilarious, and I was trying to stop thinking of the damn jello. None of this would have happened if it weren't for the jello. The General keeps asking me if I'm alright since it's taking me so long to finish this latest project.
The thing is, if I didn't know any better, I'd think he was doing it on purpose.
Yall know the drill. This is my first 1st person POV fic, btw, so the feedback isn't just for my ego.