Brain damage
Disclaimer: I don't own Kim possible or any Disney character. Also I don't own brain damage by eminem.
Doctor Scalpel
Nurse Here
Doctor Sponge
Nurse Here
Doctor
Wait... he's convulsing, he's convulsing!
Nurse Ah!
Doctor
We're gonna have to shock him!
Nurse Oh my! Oh my God!
Doctor We're gonna have to shock him!
Nurse Oh my God!
As Ron stoppable walked to school he was thinking about how he always gets beaten up, and picked on but today that was all about to change.
"Earth to Ron you okay?" kim asked
"what… oh sorry kp I was just thinking"
"about?"
Ron thought for a sec if he told kp she would kill them.
"nothing…..oh shit I forgot my books you go on a head I got to go and get them."
"Ok"
On his way back to school he kept thinking of those bullies.
Eminem These are
the results of a thousand electric volts Chorus: repeat 2X
Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
a neck with bolts,
"Nurse we're losin him, check the pulse!"
A kid who
refused to respect adults
Wore spectacles with taped frames and a
freckled nose
A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery
Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me
And I
might snap, one day just like that
I decided to strike back and
flatten every tire on the bike rack
(Whosssssh) My first day in
junior high, this kid said,
"It's you and I, three o'clock
sharp this afternoon you die"
I looked at my watch it was
one twenty
"I already gave you my lunch money what more do
you want from me?"
He said, "Don't try to run from
me, you'll just make it worse..."
My palms were sweaty, and
I started to shake at first
something told me, "Try to fake
a stomach ache it works"
I screamed, "Owww! My appendix
feels like they could burst!
Teacher, teacher, quick I need a
naked nurse!"
N "What's the matter?"
E "I
don't know, my leg, it hurts!"
N "Leg? I thought
you said it was your tummy?"
E "Oh, I mean it is,
but I also got a bum knee!"
N "Mr. Mathers, the fun
and games are over.
And just for that stunt, you're gonna get
some extra homework."
E "But don't you wanna give me
after school detention?"
N "Nah that bully wants to
beat your ass and I'ma let him."
Drugs is what
they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was
goin
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song
at
lunch he couldn't take no more. Kim came over and sat next to him.
"Hey Ron"
"hey kp what's up"
"nothing really"
"hey what happened to your arm?"
Thinking quike he said.
"Oh triped"
"Ok then."
Eminem
Brain
damage...
Way before my baby daughter Hailey
I was harassed
daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey
An eighth grader who
acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
so everyday he'd shove me
in the lockers
One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He
banged my head against the urinal till he broke my nose,
Soaked
my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to
plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef"
But he just
wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn't breathe
He
looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!"
The
principal walked in (What's going on in here?)
and started helpin
him stomp me
I made them think they beat me to death
Holdin
my breath for like five minutes before they finally left
Then I
got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door
hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some
sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
"This is for every
time you took my orange juice,
or stole my seat in the lunchroom
and drank my chocolate milk.
Every time you tipped my tray and it
dropped and spilt.
I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for
good."
I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I
could
and beat him over the head with it till II broke the wood
Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot...
After that bad day Ron when home to relax but of course that wasn't aloud.
.. Made it home,
later that same day Chorus
Eminem
Started reading a comic, and suddenly
everything became gray
I couldn't even see what I was tryin to
read
I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed
My mother
started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?
Look at you;
you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!)
She beat me
over the head with the remote control
opened a hole, and my whole
brain fell out of my skull
I picked it up and screamed, "Look
bitch, what have you done?"
M "Oh my God, I'm sorry
son"
E "Shut up you can't!" I said, "Fuck
it!"
Took it and stuck it back up in my head
then I
sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck
Brain damage...
It's brain damage..
I
got brain damage...
It's brain damage...
It's probably brain
damage...
It's brain damage...
Brain damage..
I got brain
damage...
Author's comments: as soon as I heard this song I thought of Ron first thing. Hope you enjoyed it.